# ego stroking/post party for ssskuggiii **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217 "2000-10-01T03:43:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/21 "2000-10-01T21:13:54Z")
Woman, did I say you could put your clothes back on? Get naked and get on my lap right now! Oh, and happy 1000. I’ll be there soon enough. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/22 "2000-10-01T21:16:44Z")
::rips off clothes, jumps into Monster104’s lap, facing him:: Hey baby, thanks for coming. How’ve you been? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/23 "2000-10-01T21:20:21Z")
I will stroke Tasha’s ego, but nothing else. Sorry guys, but she’s not my type. Tasha, you know I love you and I think you are a great poster and a really good friend. You reached 1000 a whole lot faster than I did. ::Gives Tasha big hug:: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/24 "2000-10-02T00:52:21Z")
Happy 1000+ ! Spider Woman sneaks into party late; tries to look inconspicuous. (------& ) (-----🙂 ) (—////\\ ) ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/25 "2000-10-02T02:25:57Z")
Damn my timing! I leave for a little while and miss ssskuggiii’s nakedness, which was the entire reason I started this thread 😉 Come back ssskuggiii! I’ll get naked with you anytime 😃 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/26 "2000-10-02T04:56:41Z")
Hi, ssskuggiii! Happy 1000th!! \ Here’s to many more! And, don’t feel the need to get naked for me. 😛 I’ll just be over here in the corner, in case anyone wants someone who _doesn’t_ have a long line waiting their turn, like the lovely ssskuggiii. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/27 "2000-10-02T13:17:24Z")
Damn girl! Way to go! Here’s to the next 1000 great posts, and lots of willing men. Neither should be too hard to come up with…(did she say hard? Did she say come? In the same sentence? 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/28 "2000-10-03T01:23:27Z")
Jessica’s computer network access password wasn’t working today @ school. Ugh. Spider Woman, purplebear and struuter, thanks for coming. Glad you could make it. 🙂 Well, back to naked time. Whose lap shall I sit in next? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/29 "2000-10-03T01:25:15Z")
_sticks head back in the door_ Am I interrupting anything this time? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/30 "2000-10-03T01:28:49Z")
I don’t think anyone is naked right now. Maybe I should remedy that. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/31 "2000-10-03T01:29:43Z")
just came to say hi. staying any longer would corrupt me even more _wince and nod_ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/32 "2000-10-03T01:41:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*_sticks head back in the door_ > > Am I interrupting anything this time? \*\* ::jumps into dpr’s lap:: You don’t mind, do you? It’s a little cold in here, and I need someone to warm me up a bit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/33 "2000-10-03T02:10:57Z")
OK, I’m back. My lap is empty, any nice looking naked female takers? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/34 "2000-10-03T02:16:36Z")
Ok, since dpr disappeared, it’s time to sit in xizor’s lap. Can someone turn off the a/c in here? It’s a tid bit nipply in here. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/35 "2000-10-03T02:16:58Z")
Hey hey xizor! I’m always game for some lap sitting fun. ::Sit’s on xizor’s lap, wiggling around to get comfy:: Hey, what’s that poking me? ;)😃 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/36 "2000-10-03T02:18:43Z")
Hey, how rude, you beat me. Now we’re going to have to fight over the warm comfy lap. Or we could share. I get one leg you get the other? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/37 "2000-10-03T02:18:52Z")
Welcome aboard hypergirl! No, that’s not a dagger in my pocket, I’m just happy to see you 😃 Feel free to get hyper if you like 😉 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/38 "2000-10-03T02:20:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > **It’s a tid bit nipply in here.** Just the way I like it! And although my laps not big enough for 2, I think if we all get real close and hang on to me tight, we’ll do fine. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/39 "2000-10-03T02:22:08Z")
Hyper is fun. Bouncy bouncy bouncy. Boing! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/40 "2000-10-03T02:22:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Hey, how rude, you beat me. Now we’re going to have to fight over the warm comfy lap. Or we could share. I get one leg you get the other? \*\* Well, I’m not much for sharing men. ::WHAP!!! knocks jessica off of xizor’s lap:: Sorry, jess, had to do it. I still need to thank xizor for opening the thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217.md?page=3)