# ego stroking/post party for ssskuggiii **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217 "2000-10-01T03:43:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/41 "2000-10-03T02:24:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Bouncy bouncy bouncy. Boing! \*\* :eek: :eek: :eek: excuse me? Did you just “boing”? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/42 "2000-10-03T02:25:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*]:eek: :eek: :eek: excuse me? Did you just “boing”? \*\* She sure did 😃 😃 😃 But now that you have whapped her from my lap, I’m all yours! Thank away! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/43 "2000-10-03T02:32:15Z")
Hey, no fair, what about me? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/44 "2000-10-03T02:32:49Z")
::sits on xizor’s lap, facing him as she usually does, and kisses him:: This one’s for starting a thread for my buddy, Jess, who’s lying on the floor right now. [sorry Jess] ::fidgets a bit, then kisses him again, this time using her tongue:: This one’s for starting an ego stroking thread for me. > [@](#): > > Plus, I love the way ssskuggiii verbally smacks someone on the back of the head. She is classy, witty and charming all at the same time. So, what would you like for this jewel? It’s worth more than a kiss and me sitting here straddling your lap naked. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/45 "2000-10-03T02:39:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*So, what would you like for this jewel? It’s worth more than a kiss and me sitting here straddling your lap naked. > \*\* Ummm, I don’t think I should answer that in a public thread 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/46 "2000-10-03T02:40:25Z")
Well, I feel ever so loved down here on the floor all alone. Although, with the right person, this could be made into quite an interesting position. So who wans to join me? I’ll get naked! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/47 "2000-10-03T02:42:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > > \*\*So, what would you like for this jewel? It’s worth more than a kiss and me sitting here straddling your lap naked. > > \*\* > > Ummm, I don’t think I should answer that in a public thread 😉 \*\* Hmm, good answer, but I guess I’ll have to just come up with something to tell you in private then. Btw, do you have AOL or AIM? That might help a little. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/48 "2000-10-03T02:45:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Btw, do you have AOL or AIM? That might help a little. \*\* No AOL, I have Yahoo messenger, MIRC and Netmeeting if that helps? I could get the hotmail (MSN) messenger thing installed in a jiffy, if that is compatible? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/49 "2000-10-03T02:46:25Z")
Arg…Ya’ll suck. Well, so do I, but no one is giving me a chance! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/50 "2000-10-03T02:48:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Well, I feel ever so loved down here on the floor all alone. Although, with the right person, this could be made into quite an interesting position. So who wans to join me? I’ll get naked! \*\* Damn there only being one of me! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/51 "2000-10-03T02:50:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Arg…Ya’ll suck. Well, so do I, but no one is giving me a chance! \*\* I thought you told me you were going offline? Pffffffffffffffffffft. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/52 "2000-10-03T02:53:32Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by xizor \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Damn there only being one of me! \*\* Yeah, it’s all your fault! Why don’t you go recruit more willing men? Or do you not want to share? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/53 "2000-10-03T02:58:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Or do you not want to share? \*\* Share you or ssskuggiii? You have got to be kidding! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/54 "2000-10-03T03:02:43Z")
Well you can’t have both of us…at the same time anyway. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/55 "2000-10-03T03:03:28Z")
Well, um, I think you’re gonna have a little problem if you think you can handle us both at once, sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/56 "2000-10-03T03:06:38Z")
True. When you put us together, I think we would give most guys a heart attack. We are just that damn good. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/57 "2000-10-03T03:07:17Z")
A guy can dream, can’t he 😉 Hey ssskuggiii, check yer e-mail. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/58 "2000-10-03T03:10:30Z")
Nothing there. You emailed it wrong or something. [ssskuggiii@evilbastards.com](mailto:ssskuggiii@evilbastards.com) ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/59 "2000-10-03T03:13:57Z")
I tried again, it may look like spam but it is from me, the name might be Prince Xizor. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217/60 "2000-10-03T03:16:41Z")
Well, this just got boring. But hey, it’s good for our post counts. 🙂 Especially since I only have about half who you guys have. Is that why no one loves me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ego-stroking-post-party-for-ssskuggiii/35217.md?page=4)