# Egregious Rhyming Violations To Report

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egregious-rhyming-violations-to-report/377937>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 26, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egregious-rhyming-violations-to-report/377937 "2006-10-26T03:01:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egregious-rhyming-violations-to-report/377937/61 "2006-11-27T11:59:47Z")

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Stever Miller was horrible for forcing rhymes. If I had more time I could probably think of lots, but the first one I think of is

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> Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas  
> You know he knows just exactly what the facts is  
> He ain’t gonna let those two escape justice  
> He makes his livin’ off of the people’s taxes

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egregious-rhyming-violations-to-report/377937/62 "2006-11-27T14:06:29Z")

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_And of course,  
Henry the Horse  
dances the waltz_

I’m positive Lennon sings “waltz” to rhyme with “horse”. 😃

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