# Egyptian Crown Prince to marry Afghani Princess

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 4, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302 "2013-08-04T04:29:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302/1 "2013-08-04T04:29:43Z")

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In other royal news…

Muhammad Ali, son of deposed Egyptian king Fuad II and crown prince to the now-defunct thrown of Egypt, [has announced his engagement](http://www.khaama.com/afghan-kings-granddaughter-marries-prince-muhammad-of-egypt-1718)to Princess Noal Zaher, a granddaughter of Zahir Shah, the last king of Afghanistan (her father was Zahir Shah’s fifth son). They plan to marry in Istanbul.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302/2 "2013-08-04T05:58:25Z")

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_Mazel tov_!

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302/3 "2013-08-05T23:59:08Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> _Mazel tov_!

Marry me.

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**Author:** ![Glazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e57/32.png) [@Glazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glazer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302/4 "2013-08-06T00:25:56Z")

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What’re the chances that he claims the thrones of both Countries while they’re unstable and sets up Islamic Parliamentarian Monarchies?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302/5 "2013-08-06T04:29:29Z")

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Nitpick: The people are Afghans. Afghani is the unit of currency in Afghanistan.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302/6 "2013-08-06T12:46:58Z")

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Bad news: he didn’t inherit his grandfather’s kingdom

Good news: nor his [micropenis](http://madmonarchs.guusbeltman.nl/madmonarchs/farouk/farouk_bio.htm) (SFW)

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302/7 "2013-08-06T17:42:23Z")

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> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> Bad news: he didn’t inherit his grandfather’s kingdom
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> Good news: nor his [micropenis](http://madmonarchs.guusbeltman.nl/madmonarchs/farouk/farouk_bio.htm) (SFW)

DUDE! Surely you have violated the code of Bro?

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302/8 "2013-08-06T19:42:36Z")

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He was a giant douche, so it’s okay.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302/9 "2013-08-07T05:41:57Z")

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It would not surprise me if there were a reality show in the works.

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/egyptian-crown-prince-to-marry-afghani-princess/665302/10 "2013-08-07T11:49:28Z")

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Do either of these ex-royals have any money? I don’t think King Zahir Shah had a lot-he blew most of it living in exile.  
And its hard to think of a slob like Farouk leaving anything-he ate it up!
