# Either/Or **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 13, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881 "2006-01-13T21:24:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/1 "2006-01-13T21:24:14Z")
I just thught of this while in the drive thru at my bank. Let’s play Either/Or Here’s how it works. I/'ll post 2 items, and the next poster to come on will choose one of them , and then add their either/or. No reasons, no explanations, just choose one and add your own. Example: Poster A: Pizza or spaghetti? Poster B: Spaghetti. dog or cat? Poster C: dog black or white? And so on. Anyone game? I’ll start off with: Werewolf or vampire? ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/2 "2006-01-13T21:26:46Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > Werewolf or vampire? Werewolf Hot or Cold? ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/3 "2006-01-13T21:42:12Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Hot or Cold? Cold. Curling or Shuffleboard? ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/4 "2006-01-13T21:55:39Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Cold. > > Curling or Shuffleboard? Shuffleboard. Spit or swallow? (Like you didn’t know it was coming–HA!) ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/5 "2006-01-13T21:56:31Z")
Swallow. African or European? ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/6 "2006-01-13T21:56:42Z")
Swallow European or Asian? ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/7 "2006-01-13T21:58:38Z")
(Ha! I beat you!) ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/8 "2006-01-13T22:01:57Z")
Whoa… Freakiest simulpost _ever_! ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/9 "2006-01-13T22:08:43Z")
> [@DooWahDiddy](#): > > Whoa… Freakiest simulpost _ever_! simulpost or faux pas ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/10 "2006-01-13T22:11:17Z")
> [@UncleRojelio](#): > > simulpost or faux pas faux pas. This or that? ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/11 "2006-01-13T22:17:44Z")
> [@Art Vandelay](#): > > faux pas. > This or that? That. Colts or Steelers? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/12 "2006-01-13T22:21:02Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > That. > > Colts or Steelers? Foot-long ice-blue jelly dong or 1920s style death ray. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/13 "2006-01-13T22:38:46Z")
> [@UncleRojelio](#): > > Foot-long ice-blue jelly dong or 1920s style death ray. Foot-long ice-blue jelly dong. Ginger or Mary Ann? ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/14 "2006-01-13T22:44:33Z")
> [@UncleRojelio](#): > > Foot-long ice-blue jelly dong or 1920s style death ray. You didn’t answer my question! ---
**Author:** ![Cranky\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cranky\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cranky_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/15 "2006-01-13T23:15:29Z")
Steeler. Sweet or salt? ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/16 "2006-01-13T23:29:35Z")
Salt. Gumby or Pokey? ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/17 "2006-01-13T23:45:50Z")
Gumby. Coprophilia or Bestiality? ---
**Author:** ![Corporate\_Hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/65b543/32.png) [@Corporate\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corporate_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/18 "2006-01-13T23:57:38Z")
Bestiality. Dog or Cat? ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/19 "2006-01-14T00:04:10Z")
Dog. Buried or burned? ---
**Author:** ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881/20 "2006-01-14T00:24:25Z")
> [@MrFantsyPants](#): > > Dog. > > Buried or burned? Burned. A duck or very small pebbles? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/339881.md?page=2)