# Either Or **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 4, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406 "2006-06-04T21:29:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/1 "2006-06-04T21:29:56Z")
Either Or Sinatra or Dino Porsche or Ferrari Schwarzenegger or Stalone Alien or Predator Frankenstein or Dracula Black or White Quartz or Mechanical Steel or Titanium Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind Beretta or Glock Plasma or LCD Camel or Marlboro Dogs or Cats Shaved or Au Naturale Pancakes or Waffles Fish or Foul Surf or Turf Rare or Well Done Gentle or Rough Soft or Firm MoMA or Met East or West NY or LA Aniston or Angelina Star Wars or Star Trek Ninjas or Pirates Now or Later Sand or Snow Pacino or DeNiro Pam or Carmen Paris or Lindsey Tango or Cash Kramer or George Belushi or Akroyd Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan Kobe or Shaq Bill or Hillary Google or Yahoo Red or Blue Gators or Hurricanes Yoga or Pilates Yankees or Sox Blonde or Brunette Superman or Batman Treadmill or Elliptical Howard or Opie and Anthony Simpsons or Family Guy Lenny or Carl Prude or Promiscuous Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops Flintstones or Jetsons Prince or Michael Mac or PC Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap Beatles or Stones Rock or Rap Ford or Chevy BMW or Merc Sweet or Dry Neat or Rocks Connery or Brosnan Kirk or Picard Superman or Batman ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/2 "2006-06-04T22:13:21Z")
Sinatra Kia (Ha!..okay, Ferrari) Stallone (the fact that he wrote the Rocky movies pushes him over the edge. They’re pretty much interchangable) Predator Dracula (although it’s a LOT closer with the Mary Shelley Frankenstein from the book) Michael Jackson Rolex (or Cartier?) Titanium (makes better golf clubs) Depends on the gal Um…Brock? I’ve no preference. Does it really matter? (yes, I know, there’s a difference. I don’t care.) Nonsmoker Yes, please I PREFER shaved Pancakes Foul (I could do a commercial for chicken…if they want me) Surf (I DEFY you to challenge me to a crab leg eating contest. Bring your friends so they can watch as I obliterate you!) Never had red meat If it ain’t rough, it ain’t right. It depends? Never been to either, and I’d have a ball in both, I’m sure. West side is the best side. Never been to either. I’ll take both, thankyouverymuch. If I must pick one, Star Trek by a light year. Ninjas. Not even close. Depends what it is again. Mostly later. Sand. (Fuck snow. I’m SO tired of cold.) Don’t care much either way. They’re both great actors. (Hooah!) Um. Yes…please? Now. Both? (um…did i mention “now”?) Lindsey Tango (I think. That was Swayze, right?) Kramer (they should have hunts for roommates in classified ads by archetype. I predict a large run on Kramers. Nobody wants Georges. Georges happen.) Belushi. Wilt. (Jordan’s not even number 2. At BEST, he’s number 5.) Shaq. (though Kobe was a friggin’ assassin at the end of this year and in the playoffs.) Bill. Google. Blue. Michigan Wolverines. Um…tai chi? Blonde. Detroit Tigers. (if there was a certain amount of money I had to collect in order to ensure the Yankees would go 0 and 162 for every year for the rest of my life, I’d do it.) Superman, of course. Elliptical, if I must. Opie and Anthony Simpsons (it’s not even close) Carl um…promiscuous? (please?) Froot Loops Neither. All Hannah Barbera cartoons sucked. (yes, I’m talkin to you, Scooby Doo.) Michael (although Prince is The Man) PC Whatever is necessary for the job. Beatles. Neither. (I’ve given up on music) Equally and woefully inefficient. Doesn’t matter. I don’t know. Connery. Kirk. Superman (yes, still) ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/3 "2006-06-04T22:27:32Z")
Sinatra or Dino – Don’t really care much for either, but I’ll go with Sinatra Porsche or Ferrari – Don’t care Schwarzenegger or Stalone – Arnie Alien or Predator – But suck dead rats. Frankenstein or Dracula – Frankenstein Black or White – color Quartz or Mechanical – Neither Steel or Titanium – titanium Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind – who cares? Beretta or Glock – don’t care Plasma or LCD – neither Camel or Marlboro – neither Dogs or Cats – cats Shaved or Au Naturale – au naturale Pancakes or Waffles – both Fish or Foul – fowl Surf or Turf – depends on my mood Rare or Well Done – medium Gentle or Rough – depends on what you’re talking about. Soft or Firm – depends on what you’re talking about MoMA or Met – Met when I was a kid, since it was free East or West – depends NY or LA – NY Aniston or Angelina – who gives a rat’s ass? Star Wars or Star Trek – both are equal Ninjas or Pirates – neither Now or Later – depends Sand or Snow – depends Pacino or DeNiro – DeNiro Pam or Carmen – don’t even know who these are. Paris or Lindsey – who gives a rat’s balls? Tango or Cash – Cash. Give me money. That’s what I want. Kramer or George – Both are assholes and made Seinfeld unwatchable. Belushi or Akroyd – depends Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan – Jordan. Better personality. Kobe or Shaq – who gives a rat’s penis? Bill or Hillary – tie Google or Yahoo – Google Red or Blue – depends on the context Gators or Hurricanes – who gives a rat’s patootie? Yoga or Pilates – neither Yankees or Sox – Sox. Because they’re not the Yankees. Blonde or Brunette – Doesn’t matter to me. Superman or Batman – Supes Treadmill or Elliptical – bicycle. Howard or Opie and Anthony – who gives a rat’s pecker? Simpsons or Family Guy – Simpsons Lenny or Carl – which is which? Prude or Promiscuous – neither Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops – god-awful stuff. Flintstones or Jetsons – Flintstones. Better stories. Prince or Michael – Prince Mac or PC – PC Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap – depends on the use. Beatles or Stones – Beatles Rock or Rap – Rock Ford or Chevy – who gives a rat’s pudenda? BMW or Merc – who gives a rat’s vagina? Sweet or Dry – dry Neat or Rocks – depends Connery or Brosnan – Connery Kirk or Picard – tie Superman or Batman – Supes ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/4 "2006-06-04T22:45:37Z")
If someone’s giving out rat body parts, you’ve got a lot more answers to give, bucko. ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/5 "2006-06-04T22:58:29Z")
Sinatra Porsche Schwarzenegger or Stalone -Neither ug Alien or Predator-Alien vs. Predator Dracula Black or White-Grey Quartz Titanium Junk in the Trunk Beretta LCD Camel or Marlboro-both, menthol Dogs or Cats-both Au Naturale Pancakes-with cinnamon Foul Turf Rare Rough Firm Met East NY or LA-don’t know yet Angelina Star Trek Pirates Now-right now Sand Pacino Carmen Lindsey Cash George Belushi Air Jordan Kobe Bill Google Red or Blue-purple Hurricanes Pilates-though both hurt Sox Blonde Batman Elliptical Howard Family Guy Carl Promiscuous Cap’n Crunchs Jetsons Prince or Michael-neither ew PC Plastic Wrap Beatles Rock or Rap-both, just not together Chevy Merc Sweet or Dry-both give me a headache Rocks Connery Picard Batman again ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/6 "2006-06-04T23:50:40Z")
Sinatra or Dino - Dino Porsche or Ferrari - Ferrari Schwarzenegger or Stalone - Stalone Alien or Predator - Predator, Never saw Alien Frankenstein or Dracula - Dracula Black or White - Black, I’m a bit goth, see above Quartz or Mechanical - Quartz Steel or Titanium - Titanium Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind - Junk, very definitely! Beretta or Glock - Glock Plasma or LCD - LCD? Camel or Marlboro - was a Marlboro gal when I smoked Dogs or Cats - Dogs, like cats but I’m allergic Shaved or Au Naturale - Au Naturale Pancakes or Waffles - Waffles Fish or Foul - Fish is foul, I like Fowl Surf or Turf - Turf Rare or Well Done - Rare Gentle or Rough - Rough Soft or Firm - Soft MoMA or Met - Either East or West - West NY or LA - LA Aniston or Angelina - Angelina Star Wars or Star Trek - Wars Ninjas or Pirates - Pirates Now or Later - Now Sand or Snow - Snow Pacino or DeNiro - Neither Pam or Carmen - Carmen Paris or Lindsey - Eewww! Tango or Cash - Never saw the movie Kramer or George - Ktamer Belushi or Akroyd - Akroyd Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan - I like Mike Kobe or Shaq - neither Bill or Hillary - Hillary Google or Yahoo - Google Red or Blue - Blue Gators or Hurricanes - ? Yoga or Pilates - Pilates Yankees or Sox - Brewers Blonde or Brunette - Brunette Superman or Batman - Superman\*\* Treadmill or Elliptical - Elliptical Howard or Opie and Anthony - neither Simpsons or Family Guy - Simpsons Lenny or Carl - Carl Prude or Promiscuous - Promiscuous Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops - Cap’n Flintstones or Jetsons - Jetsons Prince or Michael - Prince Mac or PC - PC Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap - Foil Beatles or Stones - Beatles Rock or Rap - Rock Ford or Chevy - GM all the way BMW or Merc - eh Sweet or Dry - Sweet Neat or Rocks - Rocks Connery or Brosnan - Brosnan Kirk or Picard - Picard \*\*Superman or Batman - Still Superman ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/7 "2006-06-05T15:31:51Z")
Because it’s a slow morning… [ul][li] **Sinatra or Dino** = Sinatra[/li][li] **Porsche or Ferrari** = Ferrari[/li][li] **Schwarzenegger or Stalone** = Stalone[/li][li] **Alien or Predator** = haven’t seen either one[/li][li] **Frankenstein or Dracula** = I think you mean Frankenstein’s monster, but either way I’ll go with Dracula[/li][li] **Black or White** = depends[/li][li] **Quartz or Mechanical** = depends[/li][li] **Steel or Titanium** = depends[/li][li] **Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind** = um, I’m a straight chick[/li][li] **Beretta or Glock** = neither[/li][li] **Plasma or LCD** = depends[/li][li] **Camel or Marlboro** = neither[/li][li] **Dogs or Cats** = both[/li][li] **Shaved or Au Naturale** = shaved[/li][li] **Pancakes or Waffles** = pancakes[/li][li] **Fish or Foul** = fowl[/li][li] **Surf or Turf** = turf[/li][li] **Rare or Well Done** = medium-well[/li][li] **Gentle or Rough** = depends[/li][li] **Soft or Firm** = depends[/li][li] **MoMA or Met** = Met[/li][li]\*\*East or West \*\*= depends[/li][li] **NY or LA** = NY[/li][li] **Aniston or Angelina** = um, I’m a straight chick[/li][li] **Star Wars or Star Trek** = Star Wars[/li][li] **Ninjas or Pirates** = pirates[/li][li] **Now or Later** = depends[/li][li] **Sand or Snow** = sand[/li][li] **Pacino or DeNiro** = Pacino[/li][li] **Pam or Carmen** = um, I’m a straight chick[/li][li] **Paris or Lindsey** = um, I’m a straight chick[/li][li] **Tango or Cash** = Cash[/li][li] **Kramer or George** = Kramer[/li][li] **Belushi or Akroyd** = Akroyd[/li][li] **Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan** = neither[/li][li] **Kobe or Shaq** = neither[/li][li] **Bill or Hillary** = neither[/li][li] **Google or Yahoo** = Google[/li][li] **Red or Blue** = blue[/li][li] **Gators or Hurricanes** = n/a[/li][li] **Yoga or Pilates** = n/a[/li][li] **Yankees or Sox** = Yankees[/li][li] **Blonde or Brunette** = yes, I am[/li][li] **Superman or Batman** = Batman[/li][li] **Treadmill or Elliptical** = n/a[/li][li] **Howard or Opie and Anthony** = n/a[/li][li] **Simpsons or Family Guy** = Simpsons[/li][li]\*\*Lenny or Carl \*\*= who?[/li][li] **Prude or Promiscuous** = there _is_ a middle ground, you know ;)[/li][li] **Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops** = Froot Loops (you know how to spell Froot Loops but not fowl?? :p)[/li][li] **Flintstones or Jetsons** = Flintstones[/li][li] **Prince or Michael** = Prince[/li][li] **Mac or PC** = PC[/li][li] **Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap** = Foil[/li][li] **Beatles or Stones** = Beatles[/li][li] **Rock or Rap** = Rock[/li][li] **Ford or Chevy** = neither[/li][li] **BMW or Merc** = BMW[/li][li] **Sweet or Dry** = I don’t drink vermouth[/li][li] **Neat or Rocks** = neat[/li][li] **Connery or Brosnan** = Brosnan[/li][li] **Kirk or Picard** = Picard[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2006, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/8 "2006-06-05T16:52:43Z")
Sinatra or Dino - Sinatra. I think we all know why Porsche or Ferrari - Porsche. Because there’s a chance in hell I’ll actually own one. Schwarzenegger or Stalone - Stalone. He has more range. Alien or Predator - Alien. Predator was just stupid. Frankenstein or Dracula - Frankenstein. Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you, if you get my drift. Black or White - Black…it works in all seasons. Quartz or Mechanical - Quartz. Steel or Titanium - Titanium. It can always double as an artificial joint. Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind - Narrow. Beretta or Glock - Glock. It sounds cooler. Plasma or LCD - Plasma. It sounds bettah. Camel or Marlboro - Marlboro. Camels suck. Dogs or Cats - Cats. I don’t have to walk 'em. Shaved or Au Naturale - Au Naturale Pancakes or Waffles - Pancakes, because they double as famous people. Fish or Foul - Foul - Fish are gross. Surf or Turf - Turf (see above) Rare or Well Done - Well done…though neither is my preference. Gentle or Rough - If we’re talking about football, I’d say rough. Soft or Firm - If we’re talking about underwear, I’d say soft. MoMA or Met - Not sure East or West - West NY or LA - New York Aniston or Angelina - Angelina Star Wars or Star Trek - Star Trek - It has Kirk and Picard Ninjas or Pirates - Pirates - They have Johnny Depp Now or Later - Now…it’s all I have Sand or Snow - Sand Pacino or DeNiro - DeNiro Pam or Carmen - Pam Paris or Lindsey - Lindsey Tango or Cash - Tango Kramer or George - Kramer Belushi or Akroyd - Belushi Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan - Jordan Kobe or Shaq - Kobe Bill or Hillary - Bill Google or Yahoo - Google Red or Blue - REd Gators or Hurricanes - Hurricanes (I assume we’re talking about Florida stuff) Yoga or Pilates - Yoga Yankees or Sox - Sox Blonde or Brunette - Blonde Superman or Batman - Batman Treadmill or Elliptical - Treadmill Howard or Opie and Anthony - Howard Simpsons or Family Guy - Simpsons Lenny or Carl - Lenny Prude or Promiscuous - Promiscuous Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops - Froot Loops Flintstones or Jetsons - Flintstones Prince or Michael - Michael Mac or PC - PC Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap - Tin Foil Beatles or Stones - Beatles Rock or Rap - ROck Ford or Chevy - Ford BMW or Merc - Merc Sweet or Dry - Dry Neat or Rocks - Rocks Connery or Brosnan - Connery Kirk or Picard - Picard Superman or Batman - Batman ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/9 "2006-06-05T17:09:45Z")
Sinatra or Dino - **Sinatra** Porsche or Ferrari - **Porsche** Schwarzenegger or Stalone - **Schwarzenegger** Alien or Predator - **Alien** Frankenstein or Dracula - **Frankenstein** Black or White - **White** Quartz or Mechanical - **Mechanical** Steel or Titanium - **Steel** Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind - **Narrow Behind** Beretta or Glock - **Glock** Plasma or LCD - **Plasma** Camel or Marlboro - **Neither** Dogs or Cats - **Cats** Shaved or Au Naturale - **Shaved** Pancakes or Waffles - **Waffles** Fish or Foul - **Fowl** Surf or Turf - **Turf** Rare or Well Done - **Well Done** Gentle or Rough - **Gentle** Soft or Firm - **Firm** MoMA or Met - **Met** East or West - **West** NY or LA - **LA** Aniston or Angelina - **Aniston** Star Wars or Star Trek - **Star Wars** Ninjas or Pirates - **Pirates** Now or Later - **Later** Sand or Snow - **Snow** Pacino or DeNiro - **DeNiro** Pam or Carmen - **Pam** Paris or Lindsey - **Lindsey** Tango or Cash - **Cash** Kramer or George - **George** Belushi or Akroyd - **Akroyd** Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan - **Wilt** Kobe or Shaq - **Shaq** Bill or Hillary - **Socks** Google or Yahoo - **Google** Red or Blue - **Red** Gators or Hurricanes - **Horned Frogs** Yoga or Pilates - **Yoga** Yankees or Sox - **SOX!!!** Blonde or Brunette - **Blonde** Superman or Batman - **Bats** Treadmill or Elliptical - **Laz-E-Boy** Howard or Opie and Anthony - **Neither** Simpsons or Family Guy - **Simpsons** Lenny or Carl - **Carl** Prude or Promiscuous - **Prude** Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops - **Froot Loops** Flintstones or Jetsons - **Jetsons** Prince or Michael - **Neither** Mac or PC - **PC** Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap - **Foil** Beatles or Stones - **Stones** Rock or Rap - **Rock** Ford or Chevy - **Nissan** BMW or Merc - **BMW** Sweet or Dry - **Dry** Neat or Rocks - **Neat** Connery or Brosnan - **Connery** Kirk or Picard - **Kirk** Superman or Batman - **Bats** ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/10 "2006-06-05T17:29:01Z")
[ul][li] **Sinatra or Dino** = Sinatra[/li][li] **Porsche or Ferrari** = Porsche[/li][li] **Schwarzenegger or Stalone** = Ah-nold[/li][li] **Alien or Predator** = Alien[/li][li] **Frankenstein or Dracula** = Frankenstein[/li][li] **Black or White** = Black[/li][li] **Quartz or Mechanical** = Mechanical[/li][li] **Steel or Titanium** = Titanium[/li][li] **Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind** = Narrow Behind[/li][li] **Beretta or Glock** = Colt[/li][li] **Plasma or LCD** = LCD[/li][li] **Camel or Marlboro** = Blech. Ashtons[/li][li] **Dogs or Cats** = Dogs[/li][li] **Shaved or Au Naturale** = shaved[/li][li] **Pancakes or Waffles** = Waffles[/li][li] **Fish or Foul** = Fish[/li][li] **Surf or Turf** = Surf[/li][li] **Rare or Well Done** = Blue[/li][li] **Gentle or Rough** = Rough[/li][li] **Soft or Firm** = Firm[/li][li] **MoMA or Met** = MoMA[/li][li]\*\*East or West \*\*= East[/li][li] **NY or LA** = NY[/li][li] **Aniston or Angelina** = Aniston [/li][li] **Star Wars or Star Trek** = Star Wars[/li][li] **Ninjas or Pirates** = Ninjas[/li][li] **Now or Later** = Now[/li][li] **Sand or Snow** = Snow[/li][li] **Pacino or DeNiro** = Pacino[/li][li] **Pam or Carmen** = Carmen[/li][li] **Paris or Lindsey** = Lindsey[/li][li] **Tango or Cash** = Cash[/li][li] **Kramer or George** = Kramer[/li][li] **Belushi or Akroyd** = Belushi[/li][li] **Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan** = Wilt[/li][li] **Kobe or Shaq** = Shaq[/li][li] **Bill or Hillary** = Bill[/li][li] **Google or Yahoo** = Google[/li][li] **Red or Blue** = blue[/li][li] **Gators or Hurricanes** = Hurricanes[/li][li] **Yoga or Pilates** = Yoga[/li][li] **Yankees or Sox** = Sox[/li][li] **Blonde or Brunette** = Blonde[/li][li] **Superman or Batman** = Batman[/li][li] **Treadmill or Elliptical** = Elliptical[/li][li] **Howard or Opie and Anthony** = Howard[/li][li] **Simpsons or Family Guy** = Family Guy[/li][li]\*\*Lenny or Carl \*\*= Carl[/li][li] **Prude or Promiscuous** = Married.[/li][li] **Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops** = Cap’n Crunch[/li][li] **Flintstones or Jetsons** = Jetsons[/li][li] **Prince or Michael** = Prince[/li][li] **Mac or PC** = PC[/li][li] **Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap** = Foil[/li][li] **Beatles or Stones** = Stones[/li][li] **Rock or Rap** = Rock[/li][li] **Ford or Chevy** = Ford[/li][li] **BMW or Merc** = Merc[/li][li] **Sweet or Dry** = Dry[/li][li] **Neat or Rocks** = Neat[/li][li] **Connery or Brosnan** = Connery[/li][li] **Kirk or Picard** = Kirk[/li][li] **Superman or Batman** = Batman[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/11 "2006-06-05T17:37:07Z")
Sinatra Porsche Schwarzenegger Alien Dracula Black Quartz Titanium Narrow Behind Glock Plasma Camel Cats Shaved Pancakes Fish Surf Well Done Gentle Firm MoMA East NY Aniston Star Trek Pirates Later Sand Pacino Carmen Lindsey Cash Kramer Belushi Wilt the Stilt Shaq Bill Google Blue Hurricanes Yoga Sox Blonde Superman Treadmill Howard Simpsons Lenny Promiscuous Cap’n Crunch Flintstones Prince PC Plastic Wrap Beatles Rock Ford BMW Dry Neat Brosnan Picard Superman ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/12 "2006-06-06T01:06:45Z")
Might as well fill out my own quiz… Sinatra or Dino - Dino, Frank was a dick Porsche or Ferrari - Porsche Schwarzenegger or Stalone - Arnold Alien or Predator - Alien, he has acid for blood, all the Predator had was an cloaking device where you could still freaking see him Frankenstein or Dracula - Frankenstein, the one from “Monster Squad” Black or White - Black, I look best in black Quartz or Mechanical - Mechanical, no batteries Steel or Titanium - Steel, looks nicer, cheaper Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind - Flat ass, personal pref Beretta or Glock - Gots to be the Beretta Plasma or LCD - Plasma, glossier Camel or Marlboro - Camel, not sure why Dogs or Cats - Dogs, they are there for you, not the other way around Shaved or Au Naturale - Shaved, by a long shot Pancakes or Waffles - Waffles, they trap syrup Fish or Foul - Fish, sushi beats buffalo wings Surf or Turf - Turf, filet beats stone crab Rare or Well Done - Raw Gentle or Rough - First gentle then rough Soft or Firm - Firm is way better than soft MoMA or Met - Tough one, MoMA on principle East or West - If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the East, I live out there, so don’t go there, But that don’t mean a n---- can’t rest in the West NY or LA - NYC would eat LA for dinner Aniston or Angelina - Angelina, she’s crazy but somtimes crazy is better than boring Star Wars or Star Trek - Star Wars, but only the orginals Ninjas or Pirates - Ninjas, they are mammals that fight all the time, pirates only fight sometimes Now or Later - Now, I have problems delaying gratification Sand or Snow - Sand, skiing is good, beaches better Pacino or DeNiro - DeNiro, Michael is good, young Vito is killier Pam or Carmen - Carmen, one word: Hepatitis Paris or Lindsey - Lindsey, younger, hotter, and only slightly as braindead Tango or Cash - Cash, I take it easy Kramer or George - George, he’s my id Belushi or Akroyd - Beliushi, better dancer, harder drinker Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan - Jordan, too young for Wilt Kobe or Shaq - Kobe, he’s an ass but damn can he play ball Bill or Hillary - Bubba Google or Yahoo - Google, better ipo Red or Blue - Blue, liberal is not a dirty word Gators or Hurricanes - Hurricanes, know too many “gatorfans” Yoga or Pilates - Yoga, pilates is for chicks Yankees or Sox - Sox, not because I like them, but because I dont like the Yanks Blonde or Brunette - Brunette, Ashley Judd to be specific Superman or Batman - Supes, he can fly Treadmill or Elliptical - Elliptical, running hurts my shins Howard or Opie and Anthony - Howard, but he’s gone downhill Simpsons or Family Guy - The Simpons is jumping the shark longer than any show in history, but it still wins Lenny or Carl - Carl Carlson, Lenny is too needy Prude or Promiscuous - Prude, you can loosen up a prude, you can’t unwhore a whore, she or he has seen things you can’t unlearn Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops - Cap’n, he does with one flavor what Tucan does with 10 Flintstones or Jetsons - Jetsons, he had a flying car Prince or Michael - Michael, even if he did molest kids that doesnt make “Thriller” any less awesome Mac or PC - PC, can’t build a mac, or play any games on it for that matter Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap - Tin foil, you can do way more with foil, like destroy a microwave Beatles or Stones - Beatles, all the stuff John wrote, George too Rock or Rap - Rap, another close call though Ford or Chevy - I had an Explorer, so Chevy BMW or Merc - BMW, more persian mafia Sweet or Dry - Dry, extra dry Neat or Rocks - Rocks, I’m not man enough for neat… yet Connery or Brosnan - Connery, come on that was the easiest of them all Kirk or Picard - Picard, got less alien poon, but less annoying too ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/13 "2006-06-06T01:56:32Z")
re. Gators v. Hurricanes – [football, right?] – you do know that Florida has, for its part, demurred when given the opportunity of reviving the rivalry to an annual game with alternating venues (as opposed to playing in Orlando, which is unfairly close to the Gator’s base and thus would be a perennial quasi-home game for them, don’t you? Hurricanes, provided they’re not playing with SEC refs. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/14 "2006-06-06T03:21:18Z")
Sinatra or Dino - **Dino** Porsche or Ferrari - **Ferrari** Schwarzenegger or Stalone - **Schwarzenegger** Alien or Predator - **Alien** Frankenstein or Dracula - **Dracula** Black or White - **white** Quartz or Mechanical - **Quartz** Steel or Titanium - **Titanium** Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind - **Narrow (but not flat)** Beretta or Glock - **neither, sorry** Plasma or LCD - **LCD, love the new sony** Camel or Marlboro - **neither, sorry** Dogs or Cats - **dogs** Shaved or Au Naturale - **Au Naturale** Pancakes or Waffles - **Waffles** Fish or Foul - **Foul** Surf or Turf - **Turf** Rare or Well Done - **Rare** Gentle or Rough - **Gentle** Soft or Firm - **Firm** MoMA or Met - **Met** East or West - **East** NY or LA - **NY** Aniston or Angelina - **Aniston** Star Wars or Star Trek - **Star Wars** Ninjas or Pirates - **Pirates** Now or Later - **Later** Sand or Snow - **Snow** Pacino or DeNiro - **Pacino** Pam or Carmen - **Pam** Paris or Lindsey - **Lindsey** Tango or Cash - **Cash** Kramer or George - **George** Belushi or Akroyd - **Ackroyd** Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan - **Jordan** Kobe or Shaq - **Shaq** Bill or Hillary - **Bill** Google or Yahoo - **Google** Red or Blue - **Blue** Gators or Hurricanes - **Hurricanes** Yoga or Pilates - **Yoga** Yankees or Sox - **SOX!** Blonde or Brunette - **Blonde (I am one)** Superman or Batman - **Batman** Treadmill or Elliptical - **Elliptical** Howard or Opie and Anthony - **Opie and Anthony** Simpsons or Family Guy - **Simpsons** Lenny or Carl - **Lenny** Prude or Promiscuous - **Prude, I guess…** Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops - **Cap’n Crunch** Flintstones or Jetsons - **Flintstones** Prince or Michael - **Michael** Mac or PC - **Mac** Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap - **Tin Foil** Beatles or Stones - **Stones** Rock or Rap - **Rock** Ford or Chevy - **Chevy, I guess…** BMW or Merc - **BMW** Sweet or Dry - **Sweet** Neat or Rocks - **Rocks** Connery or Brosnan - **Connery** Kirk or Picard - **Kirk** Superman or Batman - **Batman** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/15 "2006-06-06T04:04:47Z")
Sinatra or Dino- Sinatra Porsche or Ferrari- Porsche Schwarzenegger or Stalone- Schwarzenegger Alien or Predator- Alien Frankenstein or Dracula- Dracula Black or White- Black Quartz or Mechanical- Quartz Steel or Titanium- Titanium Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind- J in the T Beretta or Glock- Beretta Plasma or LCD- LCD Camel or Marlboro- Camel (if I smoked) Dogs or Cats- Cats Shaved or Au Naturale- Au Naturale Pancakes or Waffles- Waffles Fish or Foul- Fish Surf or Turf- Surf Rare or Well Done- Well Done Gentle or Rough- Rough Soft or Firm- Firm MoMA or Met- Met East or West- East NY or LA- NY Aniston or Angelina- Angelina Star Wars or Star Trek- Star Trek Ninjas or Pirates- Ninjas Now or Later- Later Sand or Snow- Snow Pacino or DeNiro- DeNiro Pam or Carmen- Carmen Paris or Lindsey- Lindsey Tango or Cash- Tango Kramer or George- George Belushi or Akroyd- Belushi Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan- Jordan Kobe or Shaq- Kobe Bill or Hillary- Bill Google or Yahoo- Google Red or Blue- Blue Gators or Hurricanes- Gators Yoga or Pilates- Yoga Yankees or Sox- Sox Blonde or Brunette- Brunette Superman or Batman- Batman Treadmill or Elliptical- Elliptical Howard or Opie and Anthony- Howard Simpsons or Family Guy- Simpsons Lenny or Carl- Lenny Prude or Promiscuous- Promiscuous Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops- Cap’n Flintstones or Jetsons- Flinstones Prince or Michael- Prince Mac or PC- PC Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap- Plastic Wrap Beatles or Stones- Beatles Rock or Rap- Rock Ford or Chevy- Chevy BMW or Merc- Merc Sweet or Dry- Dry Neat or Rocks- Rocks Connery or Brosnan- Connery Kirk or Picard- Kirk Superman or Batman- Batman ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/16 "2006-06-09T14:52:43Z")
Sinatra Ferrari Stalone Alien Frankenstein Black Mechanical Steel Narrow Behind Beretta LCD Marlboro Dogs Shaved Waffles Foul Turf Well Done Gentle Firm MoMA West NY Angelina Star Wars Pirates Later Sand DeNiro Carmen (for obvious reasons). Paris Tango or Cash (?) Whichever was the dog. Kramer Belush Air Jordan Kobe Bill Google Blue Gators or Hurricanes Pilates Sox Brunette Batman Elliptical Opie and Anthony Simpsons Promiscuous Cap’n Crunch Jetsons Prince Mac Tin Foil Beatles Rock Ford BMW Sweet Rocks Connery Picard Batman ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/either-or/359406/17 "2006-06-09T16:03:18Z")
Either Or \*\*Sinatra \*\* or Dino \*\*Porsche \*\* or Ferrari Schwarzenegger or **Stalone** Alien or **Predator** Frankenstein or **Dracula** Black or **White** \*\*Quartz \*\* or Mechanical \*\*Steel \*\* or Titanium Junk in the Trunk or **Narrow Behind** \*\*Beretta \*\* or Glock Plasma or **LCD** Camel or Marlboro Dogs or **Cats** \*\*Shaved \*\* or Au Naturale \*\*Pancakes \*\* or Waffles \*\*Fish \*\* or Foul Surf or **Turf** Rare or **Well Done** Gentle or **Rough** \*\*Soft \*\* or Firm MoMA or **Met** \*\*East \*\* or West \*\*NY \*\* or LA Aniston or **Angelina** Star Wars or **Star Trek** Ninjas or **Pirates** Now or **Later** \*\*Sand \*\* or Snow \*\*Pacino \*\* or DeNiro \*\*Pam \*\* or Carmen Paris or **Lindsay** Tango or Cash - uh… **Kurt Russell** \*\*Kramer \*\* or George Belushi or **Akroyd** Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan Kobe or Shaq \*\*Bill \*\* or Hillary \*\*Google \*\* or Yahoo \*\*Red \*\* or Blue \*\*Gators \*\* or Hurricanes Yoga or **Pilates** Yankees or **Sox** Blonde or **Brunette** Superman or **Batman** \*\*Treadmill \*\* or Elliptical Howard or Opie and Anthony \*\*Simpsons \*\* or Family Guy Lenny or Carl Prude or **Promiscuous** \*\*Cap’n Crunch \*\* or Froot Loops Flintstones or **Jetsons** Prince or \*\*Michael \*\* Mac or **PC** \*\*Tin Foil \*\* or Plastic Wrap Beatles or **Stones** \*\*Rock \*\* or Rap \*\*Ford \*\* or Chevy \*\*BMW \*\* or Merc \*\*Sweet \*\* or Dry Neat or **Rocks** Connery or **Brosnan** Kirk or **Picard** Superman or **Batman**