Either tell us the whole story, or keep your mouth shut!

“Can I do a Monica on you?”

Exactly, I have no idea how that “made a statement, then asked a question” thing was supposed to accomplish the intended outcome.

“Did Saddam hide the weapons of mass destruction at your house?”

After reading the post, I think he asked if there were aliens at Area 51.

And the person he thought was Bill Clinton was actually a homeless man on the street.

Hey, from what I hear from them, it’s the homeless people on the street who all know the truth about Area 51…

(…and the JFK assassination and Bigfoot and the Trilateral Commission…)

I have to agree with the OP. It reminds me of this one time, in 1987 – well, let’s just say I’ll never eat one of those again! :eek:

Ooh, ooh, can we include people who drop the apparently unrelated punchline in a thread, but don’t give the rest of the joke?

Ok, ok, just gimme a friggin minute! Sheesh!

Sorry for singling you out, but I would’ve mentioned this before had I not fogotten… yours was unfortunately just the post that reminded me.

Actually, I thought it was such an old joke most people would know it by the punchline.