# Elder God Glurge (or Little Timmy Cthulhu's Christmas Miracle)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elder-god-glurge-or-little-timmy-cthulhus-christmas-miracle/96120>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 30, 2001, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elder-god-glurge-or-little-timmy-cthulhus-christmas-miracle/96120 "2001-11-30T14:12:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elder-god-glurge-or-little-timmy-cthulhus-christmas-miracle/96120/21 "2001-12-05T07:12:26Z")

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The sad part is, the people I’d _really_ like to send that to just wouldn’t get it. Damned funny though. (Of course, now whenever I read Lovecraft, I’ll be reminded of my SIL who always sends me glurge, but then again, I’d probably think of her anyways.)

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**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elder-god-glurge-or-little-timmy-cthulhus-christmas-miracle/96120/22 "2001-12-05T07:59:42Z")

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:wild applause:

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elder-god-glurge-or-little-timmy-cthulhus-christmas-miracle/96120/23 "2001-12-05T15:08:26Z")

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Cthulu saves…

…In case he’s hungry later. 😃

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**Author:** ![Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_A_Tame_Lion)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elder-god-glurge-or-little-timmy-cthulhus-christmas-miracle/96120/24 "2001-12-06T19:35:09Z")

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That may be the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.

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