# Election Day \[Week\]\[Month\[s\]\] \[Year\] 2020 follow-along thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 3, 2020, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618 "2020-11-03T05:36:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7275 "2020-12-03T14:53:17Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Holy hannah. The Lincoln Project is telling Mr. Trump to “shut the fuck up”:

Ouch! That’ll leave a mark.  
[/quote]

No, it won’t leave much of a mark. It wont have any effect whatsoever.  
Fox news still has the biggest audience, and they reported it totally differently…: :  
Under a huge headline “Bad Things Happened” “If true, Biden Can’t Be President”

> [@](#):
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> In an address that the president described as “the most important speech, I’ve ever made,” Trump charged that “lots of bad things happened” during the election.
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> And he argued that “if we are right about the fraud, Joe Biden can’t be president. We’re talking about hundreds of thousands of votes. We’re talking about numbers like nobody has ever seen before.”
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> “we used to have what was called Election Day. Now we have election days, weeks and months, and lots of bad things happened during this ridiculous period of time.”
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> “The scam is part of their four-year effort to overturn the results of the 2016 election. And it’s been like living in hell,” Trump argued.
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> And the president vowed that he’s “determined to protect our election system,” which he claimed, “is now under coordinated assault and siege.”

So you see–it’s clear that the Dear Leader is protecting our system!!!  
Isn’t he great?

Tens of millions of viewers now know the truth. What is this silly Lincoln Project that you mention?

cite:

> **[Trump says if he's right about election fraud, 'Biden can't be president'](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-charges-if-hes-right-about-election-fraud-biden-cant-be-president)**
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> President Trump is once again charging that last month’s presidential election was rampant with fraud and rigged.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7276 "2020-12-03T15:09:24Z")

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NSFW Lyrics

> Now heads of state, who ride and wrangle  
> Who look at your face, from more than one angle  
> Can cut you from their bloated budgets  
> Like sharpened knives through chicken mcnuggets  
> Shut the fuck up, no  
> Shut the fuck up (shut the fuck)  
> Right, right  
> Learn to buck up (shut the fuck)

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hzGtmPb6M)

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7277 "2020-12-03T15:14:41Z")

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He was evidently afraid it would either be rejected or widely panned as false.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7278 "2020-12-03T15:16:46Z")

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In the “What Batshit Crazy Thing Will They Say Next” Pool, who had Roger Stone, and this quote ??

> I just learned of absolute incontrovertible evidence of North Korean boats delivering ballots through a harbor in Maine, the state of Maine," Stone said. "If this checks out, if law enforcement looked into that and it turned out to be true, it would be proof of foreign involvement in the election.

> **[Roger Stone Says North Korean Boats Delivered Ballots Through Maine Harbor](https://www.newsweek.com/roger-stone-says-north-korean-boats-delivered-ballots-through-maine-harbor-trump-boosts-fraud-1551937)**
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> Roger Stone said Wednesday that if evidence that ballots were shipped to Maine by North Korean vessels was investigated, "it would be proof of foreign involvement in the election."

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7279 "2020-12-03T15:26:58Z")

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Or that the main media companies wouldn’t even run it.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7280 "2020-12-03T15:31:04Z")

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I think you’re completely right, Piper: that may have been his greatest fear of all - the fear of being ignored.

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7281 "2020-12-03T15:44:19Z")

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Wait there is “absolute incontrovertible evidence”, but then lays a a bunch of “if true” statements. If he is so sure, provide said evidence (I know, it will appear in two weeks)  
(Why would N Korea send stuff to Maine?, isn’t that the more difficult coast?)

Brian

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7282 "2020-12-03T15:46:30Z")

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Scottish burn.

> **[Campaigners project 'LOSER' across Trump's Scots golf course to YMCA soundtrack](https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/6327431/donald-trump-turnberry-loser-led-by-donkeys/)**
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> POLITICAL campaigners lit up Donald Trump’s Ayrshire golf course with “loser” to remind the outgoing president he lost the election. Activist group Led By Donkeys illuminated the …

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7283 "2020-12-03T15:46:46Z")

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Incontrovertible!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/dTRKCXC0JFg/maxresdefault.jpg "Princess Bride, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTRKCXC0JFg)

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7284 "2020-12-03T15:49:00Z")

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> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> In the “What Batshit Crazy Thing Will They Say Next” Pool, who had Roger Stone, and this quote ??
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> > I just learned of absolute incontrovertible evidence of North Korean boats delivering ballots through a harbor in Maine, the state of Maine," Stone said. "If this checks out, if law enforcement looked into that and it turned out to be true, it would be proof of foreign involvement in the election.

Sounds very plausible to me. Only thing is, if the evidence is “absolute [sic] incontrovertible” then what need is there for further checking and investigation? Sounds like it’s all been done already, making it, you know, “incontrovertible”.

They probably found the North Korean ship’s manifest:

```
                    US Customs Import Declaration

    Item Description Quantity
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Fake ballot (to throw election for Biden) 81,012,489

```

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7285 "2020-12-03T16:02:14Z")

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> [@N9IWP](#):
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> (Why would N Korea send stuff to Maine?, isn’t that the more difficult coast?

Hell, why whould N. Korea send fake ballots to help _Biden_?? Aren’t Kim and Donnie buddies?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7286 "2020-12-03T16:03:51Z")

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> [@N9IWP](#):
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> (Why would N Korea send stuff to Maine?, isn’t that the more difficult coast?)

It’s certainly a lot longer voyage from North Korea than dumping the ballots in, say, Alaska, Hawaii, or Washington state.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7287 "2020-12-03T16:10:00Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> It’s certainly a lot longer voyage from North Korea than dumping the ballots in, say, Alaska, Hawaii, or Washington state.

a) The Dopers have, collectively, now given this ‘allegation’ more critical thinking-minutes than Trump supporters _ever_ will;

b) I don’t know why she’s been on my mind lately, but … here she is again:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/lj3iNxZ8Dww/hqdefault.jpg "Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7288 "2020-12-03T16:11:41Z")

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Where were these ballots supposed to go after they arrived in Maine? Maine splits some of its electoral votes by districts, so Biden got 3 votes and Trump got 1. Cheating in Maine could have gotten Biden, at most, 3 electoral votes; that’s literally the smallest possible swing you can get by rigging a state in the election.

So the ballots must have been intended for someplace else. I want know where, incontrovertibly.

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**Author:** ![Meltdown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Meltdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meltdown)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7289 "2020-12-03T16:20:58Z")

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From there they were obviously loaded into Biden/Harris vans and driven to Arizona. My God, it all makes sense now! I will sign an affidavit stating that that is definitely something I just imagined happening!

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7290 "2020-12-03T16:24:27Z")

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> [@N9IWP](#):
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> Wait there is “absolute incontrovertible evidence”, but then lays a a bunch of “if true” statements.

Seriously. There are so many "if"s - how stupid are people who believe this stuff?

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7291 "2020-12-03T16:24:28Z")

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What if they were all just ‘subsequent installments’ of the now-famous hand-written love letter from Kim Jong Un to DJT ?

[![](https://cbsnews3.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2018/06/02/a344df17-7b36-4427-983d-fd02766f7b67/thumbnail/1240x828/019bdcbf601ed3447b92e5636a947efc/p20180601sc-104434-2.jpg) ](https://cbsnews3.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2018/06/02/a344df17-7b36-4427-983d-fd02766f7b67/thumbnail/1240x828/019bdcbf601ed3447b92e5636a947efc/p20180601sc-104434-2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7292 "2020-12-03T16:27:00Z")

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It’s almost worth it just to have [**Count Chocula personally ‘shush’ you while you give testimony**](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rudy-giuliani-shush-witness-voter-fraud-town-hall-b1765727.html).

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7293 "2020-12-03T16:52:37Z")

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> [@snowthx](#):
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> Seriously. There are so many "if"s - how stupid are people who believe this stuff?

There’s just so much stupidity to go around. My main question is, if they’re gonna cheat, why didn’t they also cheat down ballot, while they were at it? Control of the Senate is at least as important as the presidency. And, yeah, if the North Koreans were shipping ballots to Maine, you’d think they’d at least bump Susan Collins off while they were at it.

None of it makes a lick of sense. None of it.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-day-week-month-s-year-2020-follow-along-thread/924618/7294 "2020-12-03T17:01:04Z")

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> [@Meltdown](#):
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> I will sign an affidavit stating that that is definitely something I just imagined happening!

And that’s what we call EVIDENCE. Proof positive that Biden did not win.

Why are you all ignoring the EVIDENCE that friend Meltdown has brought to us?

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