# Elementary school serves floor sealant to students instead of milk

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elementary-school-serves-floor-sealant-to-students-instead-of-milk/966304
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 16, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elementary-school-serves-floor-sealant-to-students-instead-of-milk/966304 "2022-06-16T15:04:05Z")
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### Author: ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2022, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elementary-school-serves-floor-sealant-to-students-instead-of-milk/966304/87 "2022-06-19T15:25:56Z")

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And then, of course, there was this infamous thread:

> [@Pan-fried Semen](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pan-fried-semen/189460):
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> Hey folks… Remember the Cecil column about the comparison between semen and egg white? Well, it started me to a-thinkin’… What would happen if you fried semen in a pan? Would it solidify like egg white? Would sit sizzle and pop, and evaporate, leaving sticky resin? I would try the experiment myself, but my wife would at the very least kick my ass, and at worst… well, lets not go there.

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