# Elephants Gerald Brisket Porn, SDMB Poker 4th Qtr 2014 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 30, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019 "2014-09-30T21:52:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/1 "2014-09-30T21:52:29Z")
[Last Quarter’s Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=727127). New players are welcome. We’re a friendly and social group; we play the game seriously, but not cutthroat. As always, here are the instructions for anyone who wishes to join us: For those in the know, this is the thread for our 2nd quarter of 2014. For those not in the know, there is a group of us from the SDMB that play poker online every Thursday night at 10 Eastern/9 Central. We will continue to play on PokerStars using the “Home Game” club that was announced here. The games are still free. If you would like to join us, then follow the steps below: 1. Go to [www.pokerstars.com](http://www.pokerstars.com) and download the software. 2. Send a PM to MentalGuy(me) to have him send you the invitation code (it is no longer cecilville). 3. After installing the software, find the Home Games tab. 4. Click on “Join a Poker Club” 5. Enter 42585 as the number of the club to find. 6. Enter the invitation code sent to you by MentalGuy. 7. Wait for MentalGuy to approve you. (He will do it as soon as possible.) This should make you a member of “MentalGuy’s poker club.” Once you are there, you should have no problem finding the tournaments. The Thursday night game is our “official” game that Oslo Ostragoth keeps the standing for each quarter, but we sometimes have additional games. If there is a game you would like scheduled or a certain time you would like to play, just let us know and we should be able to accommodate you. We also usually have chat going on AIM while we play (there is a chat window at the table, but AIM allows a bit more freedom and does not get interrupted with hand descriptions). If you join us, we would appreciate it if you fill out your information on [this spreadsheet](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?authkey=CJTltuIH&key=0AuUIlC8jmPBgdGxsSWdlN2c4UTQ0bHhpbXkxRWx5QlE&hl=en&authkey=CJTltuIH#gid=0). This helps us keep players straight with their doper and AIM handles. CraneOp has posted on the other thread that PeekerCPA recently passed away. This is sad news. ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/2 "2014-10-01T18:31:40Z")
Is there an expectation that people who sign up will participate regularly? I would be interested in playing, but probably only every once in a while. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/3 "2014-10-01T20:44:15Z")
> [@Thing\_Fish](#): > > Is there an expectation that people who sign up will participate regularly? I would be interested in playing, but probably only every once in a while. Not really, we just need some warm bodies. We would like to have a new fish 😃 in the game. We only are only getting 5-6 players per week so the games are taking about an hour. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/4 "2014-10-03T12:33:31Z")
Last nights results: 1. NFM 2. Crane 3. Ast 4. Dag Otto 5. Frosty My internet held on just long enough to play the last hand. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/5 "2014-10-10T03:06:31Z")
Results for 10/9: 1. Crane 2. Adamanthaea 3. Frosty 4. Dag 5. Browse61 6. size12wshoes aka Mr. Duality Care to guess my hat size? ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/6 "2014-10-17T03:12:22Z")
Tonights results 1. Mensa 2. DagOtto 3. Ast 4. CraneOp 5. MentalGuy 6. DHKendall 7. Mr Duality Standings…courtesy of Oslo the Magnificent 1 notfrommensa 81.9 2 Dag Otto 58.5 3 asterion 48.8 4 Craneop2 47.7 ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/7 "2014-10-24T03:24:05Z")
1 Dag 2 Crane 3 Ast 4 MentalGuy 5 Frosty 6 Mr Duality Standings: 1 notfrommensa 81.9 2 Dag Otto 68.2 3 Craneop2 55.1 4 MrDuality 52.5 5 asterion 51.1 6 Frosted Glass 30.2 effin’ Mensa ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/8 "2014-10-31T03:12:29Z")
Just three players tonight, but we made it to break plus 10 minutes. A great game, is I say so myself. 1. Dag 2. Mr Duality 3. Asterion Standings: 1 notfrommensa 81.9 2 Dag Otto 69.7 3 Craneop2 55.1 4 MrDuality 51.9 5 asterion 46.7 6 Frosted Glass 30.2 effin’ Mensa ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/9 "2014-11-07T04:09:24Z")
Results 06 Nov 1. Dag 2. Mental Guy 3. Crane 4. Astbot 5. Mr Duality Standings: 1 notfrommensa 81.9 2 Dag Otto 72.6 3 Craneop2 54.1 4 MentalGuy 50.8 5 MrDuality 46.3 6 asterion 44.7 7 Frosted Glass 30.2 Effin’ Mensa ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/10 "2014-11-07T04:31:36Z")
Dag, Do you have a new Sig? 😃 Sorry for my absence the last three weeks. I will try to play next week. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/11 "2014-11-14T01:37:12Z")
Sorry, I fell asleep before the game started last week and then woke up once it was over. How did I get to be so old? ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/12 "2014-11-14T04:21:09Z")
Tonight’s Results: 1. Yeti 2. Mental Guy 3. Shoes 4. Crane 5. Dag 6. Ast 7. Mensa (get used to it.) ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/13 "2014-11-15T03:53:42Z")
Yeti has been gone for so long he forgot protocol. Standings: 1 notfrommensa 73.1 2 Dag Otto 69.2 3 MentalGuy 58.5 4 Craneop2 53.4 5 MrDuality 49.4 6 asterion 42.2 7 Frosted Glass 30.2 effin’ Yeti ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/14 "2014-11-21T03:55:15Z")
Results: 1. Mr. Duality 2. Dag 3. Crane 4. Ast with the cat Standings 1 notfrommensa 73.1 2 Dag Otto 68.1 3 MentalGuy 58.5 4 MrDuality 55.7 5 Craneop2 51.7 6 asterion 39.8 7 Frosted Glass 30.2 I believe we’ll take a break next week for turkey porn. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/15 "2014-11-21T03:55:55Z")
Results for 11-20-2014 1. Mr. Duality 2. Dag Otto 3. Crane 4. Adamathaea ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/16 "2014-11-21T04:04:55Z")
Sorry, Oslo posted the standings in the chat so I posted the results too. ---
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/17 "2014-12-05T04:11:43Z")
Results for 12-4-14 1. MentalGuy 2. MrDuality 3. Asterion 4. Dag Otto ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/18 "2014-12-05T04:13:14Z")
Standings: 1 notfrommensa 73.1 2 Dag Otto 64.7 3 MentalGuy 64.1 4 MrDuality 56.3 5 Craneop2 51.7 6 asterion 42.5 7 Frosted Glass 30.2 ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/19 "2014-12-12T03:26:10Z")
Speed poker tonight: 1. Dag 2. Mr. Duality 3. Asterion 4. Crane Standings: 1 notfrommensa 73.1 2 Dag Otto 66.7 3 MentalGuy 64.1 4 MrDuality 56.7 5 Craneop2 48.6 6 asterion 42.2 7 Frosted Glass 30.2 effin’ Mensa ---
**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019/20 "2014-12-19T04:08:05Z")
Results 12-18-14 (6) Cyberhawk (5) Dag (4) Adamanthea (3) Not From Mensa (2) Size 12 shoes (1) Mi Mi mi mi mi…ME! Probably gonna take a couple weeks off. So these will be the last results for the year. Have a happy and SAFE Holiday season and Join us next year! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elephants-gerald-brisket-porn-sdmb-poker-4th-qtr-2014/700019.md?page=2)