# Elevator gaffe

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elevator-gaffe/256317>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elevator-gaffe/256317 "2004-07-22T06:37:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elevator-gaffe/256317/21 "2004-07-23T23:30:14Z")

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A lot of good ideas! 😃

I personally like the **Chairman** ’s _“How else will I feed the hostages?”_ the best. But **Lars** ’ _“Tsk tsk… Too much minding other people’s business…”_ is the most appropriate, IMO. And while I’d love to go into a rant like **Rufus** ’ suggestion, I probably couldn’t pull it off. Maybe if I just screamed as the top of my lungs…

_“F@&$ YOU!”_

Or I could have started pelting the guy with cans. _“How many cans is too many?! Is this too many?! Is this?!”_ What was the topic of this thread again? 😉

Anyhoo…

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