If your only worried about yourself, tell everyone that you used to make circut boards for an elevator company and that you know exactly what to do to survive. If the elevator is really crowded tell people to lie down on top of each other and even though it’s uncomfortable it is the only thing they can do to save their lives. Make sure you are the last one on the pig pile. When the elevator hits ground zero, all of your falling energy will be absorbed by the other passenger’s breaking bones. You survived, didn’t you?
I think I’m gonna’ go make a glass of iced tea.