# Ellen Page - A cup or B cup? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 2, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857 "2008-03-02T16:52:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/61 "2008-03-04T06:48:23Z")
[QUOTE=Fiver] I’ve heard many similar stories from women who got sized at Intimacy. I went to Intimacy, and they told me my proper bra size was the one I was already wearing (36C). [/QUOTE] How **you** doin’? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/62 "2008-03-04T10:33:23Z")
[QUOTE=kaylasdad99] Shouldn’t that be over_ladies_? [/QUOTE] Hey, I’m certainly not going to argue with them if that’s what they want to be called. ---
**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/63 "2008-03-06T05:54:17Z")
[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF] [Chickipedia](http://www.chickipedia.com/Ellen_Page) does though! Hrm. Upon edit, I see I’m late to the party. [/QUOTE] Maybe I’m missing something, but all I see on that site are numerical values. Where are the CUP sizes? ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/64 "2008-03-06T06:31:07Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] They’re as close to bare as counts - she’s in a sports bra thin enough to see her nipples; there’s no padding or even cup support there. [/QUOTE] Just to toss in .02 cents worth here…this is hollywood we are talking about. The same ones who made Elijah Wood look 3 1/2 feet tall, brought us 30’ tall robots kicking the ever loving crap out of eath other and has shown us wars between starfaring empires. A little well blended padding is childs play. ---
**Author:** ![Huerta88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Huerta88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huerta88)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/65 "2008-03-06T14:27:21Z")
Not that this is directly relevant (is it?), but an ex-co-worker (not ex for this reason) sent me the below marvel of modern science. So all you have to do is get some video of Miss Page doing aerobics, back-fit the data, and – voila! > **[Find Your Perfect Sports Bra Quiz | Shock Absorber](https://shockabsorber.co.uk/quiz-find-your-perfect-sports-bra/)** > > Use our Sports Bra Finder quiz to help you pick the perfect sports bra for you and your sport. The wireframe version makes it look all engineery and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/66 "2008-03-06T14:46:43Z")
[QUOTE=drachillix] Just to toss in .02 cents worth here…this is hollywood we are talking about. The same ones who made Elijah Wood look 3 1/2 feet tall, brought us 30’ tall robots kicking the ever loving crap out of eath other and has shown us wars between starfaring empires. A little well blended padding is childs play. [/QUOTE] Well, that’s true. But if she’s _padded_, then…well, then she must really look like a 10 year old boy in real life! I think the whole point here is that “C” isn’t as big as most people think. ---
**Author:** ![youfoolofatook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/d9b06d/32.png) [@youfoolofatook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/youfoolofatook)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/67 "2013-02-01T23:37:50Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > I dunno, I’m pretty ignorant of such things actually. I was under the impression that A was, while not completely flat chested, was tending towards that (and if not, what cup size would be equivalent to flat chested?). She seems to have quite a bit more than that. I think I’m between an AA and an AAA cup and even I’m not completely flat-chested. ---
**Author:** ![youfoolofatook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/d9b06d/32.png) [@youfoolofatook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/youfoolofatook)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/68 "2013-02-01T23:41:24Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Well, that’s true. But if she’s _padded_, then…well, then she must really look like a 10 year old boy in real life! > > I think the whole point here is that “C” isn’t as big as most people think. Saying that women with very small boobs are “built like 10 year old boys” is generally not a great thing to say… ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/69 "2013-02-02T00:51:05Z")
Do you often post to five year old threads to chide people for things they didn’t say? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/70 "2013-02-02T01:15:45Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Agreed. Well, that, \*and \*the fact that she’s the size of a small kitten. [Good casting,](http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0001175/) then. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/71 "2013-02-02T01:39:51Z")
> [@youfoolofatook](#): > > I think I’m between an AA and an AAA cup and even I’m not completely flat-chested. No, fool of a _John_-please get it right. And can I have your phone number? 😃 [Hey, it’s Be Nice to Newbies Day! But of course it’s undoubtedly back into aether with this one…] ---
**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/72 "2013-02-02T05:39:28Z")
Wait, is someone going to update us on the current status of EP’s breasts or not? It has been five years, has their condition changed? We need to know! ETA: And pictures, we need pictures. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![youfoolofatook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/d9b06d/32.png) [@youfoolofatook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/youfoolofatook)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/73 "2013-02-04T22:20:31Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Do you often post to five year old threads to chide people for things they didn’t say? No. But you might get how, me having AA or AAA cups, hearing people say that women with small boobs look like pre-pubescent boys might be a little upsetting for me. I’d never say something like that about guys with small genitalia. I stumbled across this thread because I googled “Ellen Page bra size” because sometimes she looks very small (close to my size), whereas other times (maybe due to padding) her boobs look much bigger than mine. ---
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/74 "2013-02-05T00:02:38Z")
A cup? No, it seems she needs two cups, like most women. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/75 "2013-02-05T01:36:37Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > Pardon the hijack, but I wonder who has a bigger dick, Javier Bardem or Daniel Day-Lewis? I’ll bet they both have pretty good packages. I’m sure they know how to use what they have. > > I’ve heard that Liam Neeson’s penis is HUMONGOUS! > > Any other penis gossip out there? They say Uncle Milty was really packin’. So I hear, anyway. You know, gossip and such. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/76 "2013-02-10T04:15:38Z")
I googled “‘ellen page’ bra size” and the second result was this very thread. Here’s the first: > **[famemeasurements.com](http://ww38.famemeasurements.com/2011/02/ellen-page-measurements.html)** > > This domain may be for sale! But, you know, I don’t know if that’s peer-reviewed research. ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2013, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/77 "2013-02-10T07:13:21Z")
> [@JKilez](#): > > Wait, is someone going to update us on the current status of EP’s breasts or not? It has been five years, has their condition changed? We need to know! > > ETA: And pictures, we need pictures. 🙂 Well, I watched **Super** the other night and there still doesn’t appear to be a whole lot there. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jack\_tardiff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/43a26b/32.png) [@jack\_tardiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_tardiff)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2013, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/78 "2013-02-10T09:48:13Z")
I looked at the still from _Hard Candy_. That’s a B cup. Final answer. Yadda whatever. That’s a B cup. If she’s an A-cup thebn Uncle Milty really did bring his son along with showers. that I know what an A cup looks like, and it isn’t that. She isn’t C-Cup, either. Unless she packed on some pounds since _Inception_. ---
**Author:** ![jack\_tardiff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/43a26b/32.png) [@jack\_tardiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_tardiff)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2013, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/79 "2013-02-10T09:59:42Z")
What exactly does she do, besides look like a little girl with not much upstairs? Seriously. Remind me, because I forget. She’s no Kay Francis, I tell you what. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2013, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/80 "2013-02-10T10:09:13Z")
> [@Fiver](#): > > I googled “‘ellen page’ bra size” and the second result was this very thread. > > Here’s the first: > > [http://www.famemeasurements.com/2011/02/ellen-page-measurements.html](http://www.famemeasurements.com/2011/02/ellen-page-measurements.html) > > But, you know, I don’t know if that’s peer-reviewed research. I’d be willing to conduct a follow-up study on ms. Page. You know, for science. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857.md?page=5)