# Ellen Page - A cup or B cup?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 2, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857 "2008-03-02T16:52:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/81 "2013-02-10T13:47:43Z")

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Kind of a funny combination of user name and topic in the OP…

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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/82 "2013-02-10T16:34:27Z")

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> [@jack\_tardiff](#):
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> What exactly does she do, besides look like a little girl with not much upstairs? Seriously. Remind me, because I forget. She’s no Kay Francis, I tell you what.

I think she’s a pretty interesting actress with the potential for a career like Sally Field’s, only without the really great tits.

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**Author:** ![jack\_tardiff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/43a26b/32.png) [@jack\_tardiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_tardiff)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/83 "2013-02-10T18:07:10Z")

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> [@Red\_Wiggler](#):
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> I think she’s a pretty interesting actress with the potential for a career like Sally Field’s, only without the really great tits.

I’ll +1 for the pretty – but she’s almost 30, isn’t she? She seems from my limited exposure to her (no I don’t live in Hollywood anymore, so don’t bother reporting me as a sex offender:)) to be doing the ingenue (sp? we were all supposed to learn to read French at the “Great” Books college, but it didn’t take) and she doesn’t seem to have any real roles under her belt.

I admit I don’t watch a lot of recent movies, and I wish her the best of luck. But what’s a good role she really owns in a recent flick?

Not trying to hijack, just responding. LOL about Sally Field.

Maybe she’s the next Parker Posey (another non-busty smart actress)?

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/84 "2013-02-10T18:16:31Z")

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Just to clarify: Ellen Page is only 26. I know it feels like she’s been around forever, but she got an early start.

> [@Equipoise](#):
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> Pardon the hijack, but I wonder who has a bigger dick, Javier Bardem or Daniel Day-Lewis? I’ll bet they both have pretty good packages. I’m sure they know how to use what they have.
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> I’ve heard that Liam Neeson’s penis is HUMONGOUS!
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> Any other penis gossip out there?

Liam Neeson is hung like a dinosaur.

I’m given to understand Kal Penn has a shockingly huge wang for a man of otherwise modest physical size. They say when they did the nude scene in “Harold and Kumar,” extra staff had to be brought on set to ensure it didn’t hurt anyone.

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**Author:** ![jack\_tardiff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/43a26b/32.png) [@jack\_tardiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_tardiff)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/85 "2013-02-10T18:55:26Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Liam Neeson is hung like a dinosaur.

I guess. Is it like something Wilt Chamberlain wrote IIRC “I’m a big guy, and a small penis just wouldn’t be right on my frame.”?

God. A nice thread about a pretty young actress finding her nichbe and you all are talking about dicks. I feel like I’m at the YMCA showers.

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**Author:** ![youfoolofatook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/d9b06d/32.png) [@youfoolofatook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/youfoolofatook)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/86 "2013-02-11T19:29:07Z")

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> [@Red\_Wiggler](#):
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> I think she’s a pretty interesting actress with the potential for a career like Sally Field’s, only without the really great tits.

Tits can still be great when they’re small.

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**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ellen-page-a-cup-or-b-cup/439857/87 "2013-02-12T00:54:09Z")

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I heard Sam Waterson’s got ridges on his dick. I’m talking Ruffles-level relief here. Can anyone here confirm/deny?

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