# Elmo? you owe me you furry red turd!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elmo-you-owe-me-you-furry-red-turd/74289>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 31, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elmo-you-owe-me-you-furry-red-turd/74289 "2001-07-31T01:07:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elmo-you-owe-me-you-furry-red-turd/74289/21 "2001-08-01T13:56:59Z")

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> It’s most memorable line was Commercial Mom asking, extremely bright and chipper, “What squiggles and jiggles and makes you giggle?”

I think a great future in porn and adult toys is in the makings for our friend Elmo.

Quick, someone call _Penthouse_ and _Hustler_!

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**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elmo-you-owe-me-you-furry-red-turd/74289/22 "2001-08-01T13:57:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by EJsGirl \*  
> \*\ ***Scylla** , that was absolutely priceless!
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> Where is this place? I would love to take the toddler!
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> I’m a little disturbed by the pedophile population, but maybe they’re just looking…
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> We’re going to Legoland in August, they say even the rides are made of Lego. Gee, sounds safe! \*\*

“Maybe thay’re just looking” ?!? You say that as if it’s OK?!?!?

Perhaps they’re just sitting there leering at the little kiddies in their wet swimsuits so that when they get all stoked up they’ll probably just get up and go find someone in a furry red suit to molest instead?

I hate to burst your bubble, **EJsGirl** , but it isn’t Elmo who has something to fear from the leering SWM’s sitting on the bench.

Apparently it’s the normal, well-adjusted married guys from Pennsylvania that Elmo’s got to look out for.

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