# Elon Musk

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 29, 2018, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765 "2018-01-29T23:24:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/181 "2018-09-05T14:46:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> “As for this alleged threat of a lawsuit, which magically appeared when I raised the issue (nothing was sent or raised beforehand), I f------ hope he sues me,” Musk said in the email to BuzzFeed.

So the guy apparently was going to let it go, but you said it was “suspicious” that he didn’t sue you? And now you’re saying it’s “suspicious” that he’s suing you now?

How does a guy this fucking stupid make so much money?

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/182 "2018-09-05T14:48:42Z")

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Whoa, I just noticed that Tesla stock has dropped 100 points from one month ago (~370 in early August, around the time of the “funding secured” tweet; to about ~280 today).

Is this because of the going private debacle, or Elon’s increasingly strange general behavior? Or both?

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/183 "2018-09-05T14:52:28Z")

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I hope the diver ends up owning his own space program.

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**Author:** ![tingbudong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tingbudong/32/520_2.png) [@tingbudong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tingbudong)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/184 "2018-09-05T14:57:09Z")

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How people still keep defending this egotistical scumbag is beyond me.

Sent from my SM-G920W8 using Tapatalk

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/185 "2018-09-05T15:08:43Z")

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> [@tingbudong](#):
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> How people still keep defending this egotistical scumbag is beyond me.

People like, watch, and often vote for egotistical scumbags. Hence, Steve Jobs, Kanye West, Donald Trump, et cetera.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Walmarticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Walmarticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walmarticus)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/186 "2018-09-05T15:16:37Z")

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Elon Musk is pointless. Elon’s fanbase is weed smokin STEM-boys. What’s he ever done? Launched a car into the moon, launched a rocket into the sun? STEM-boys slap their dorito-dusted hands together! Simulation hypothesis is unfalsifiable- we live in a simulated universe that’s indistinguishable from the real one, and _that blows peoples minds_?

And I’ve never even seen a Tesla in the wild. It’s all backwards. You wanna change the way we do things, they should be really cheap and fucking everywhere.

Nah, I think he’s surrounded by sycophants who won’t tell him how stupid he looks brandishing a “flamethrower” that’s about as impressive as a couple torch lighters taped together.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/187 "2018-09-05T15:22:50Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> Whoa, I just noticed that Tesla stock has dropped 100 points from one month ago (~370 in early August, around the time of the “funding secured” tweet; to about ~280 today).
> 
> Is this because of the going private debacle, or Elon’s increasingly strange general behavior? Or both?

Musk IS Tesla, Tesla IS Musk. Party of the problem of the Celebrity CEO. Musk’s increasingly erratic behavior calls the firm’s position into question.

OR, to translate:

Has Musk lost his fucking mind?

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/188 "2018-09-05T15:33:47Z")

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To me Apple fans are a cult for a lot of the fans. And from what I’ve seen Tesla is the same for a lot of fans. That’s why I said Musk is Jobs version 2.

Jobs was ousted from Apple for a while but they brought him back when they were about to go under. It’s not that unusual for a founder to be fired from a company.

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**Author:** ![tingbudong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tingbudong/32/520_2.png) [@tingbudong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tingbudong)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2018, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/189 "2018-09-05T23:46:10Z")

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Musk is probably easily replaceable at Tesla. I mean, they have the idea, and they are just producing cars at this point in the game and aiming for efficiencies, like any other manufacturer. What’s his value to the company at this stage other than as a petty, unstable scumbag? Has he added anything new and revolutionary to the company recently?

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/190 "2018-09-06T16:27:37Z")

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Frankly it looks like Ford is going to retain its title as the only American automaker to not go bankrupt. Tesla just can’t keep operating like it does. The short sellers are not wrong that eventually there’ll be a tipping point and the investors and lenders won’t keep throwing money at Musk, especially if he becomes a toxic asset with his antics. The prestige of being associated with the visionary genius is wearing thin.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Walmarticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Walmarticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walmarticus)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/191 "2018-09-07T15:12:50Z")

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Tesla stock falls 9% after tube boy smokes blunt on the Joe Rogan experience. Not that there’s anything wrong with that (unless you’re one of the grunts on the floor who’d get canned so quick)

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/192 "2018-09-07T15:26:39Z")

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> **[Tesla stock plummets after Musk smokes weed on show and two execs quit](https://www.nbcnews.com/business/autos/tesla-stock-plummets-after-elon-musk-smokes-weed-live-show-n907476)**
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> A total of 48 executives have reportedly left Tesla this year, and analysts have downgraded the company's stock.

Another public engagement turns out just great. Really great.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/193 "2018-09-07T17:07:48Z")

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> [@Walmarticus](#):
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> Elon Musk is pointless. Elon’s fanbase is weed smokin STEM-boys.

Good call!

> **[Tesla shares crash after Elon Musk smokes joint on live web show](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/07/tesla-chief-elon-musk-smokes-marijuana-on-live-web-show)**
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> Musk calls the Guardian the world’s ‘most insufferable newspaper’, as two senior executives quit Tesla as market value falls 6%

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/194 "2018-09-08T06:34:30Z")

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So, did anybody watch the podcast?

Where Elon and Joe talked a good amount about how we need sustainable energy for the long term survival of humanity and how the present system, and people, of only caring about money, and fuck the future of the human race, “WE WANT MONEY FOR US RIGHT NOW!”, is going to ruin the long term survival of the human race.

Or did you just read about the interview from people who only care about, “WE WANT MONEY FOR US RIGHT NOW AND FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE” journalists who are pandering to the, 'WE WANT MONEY FOR US NOW AND FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE!" business people.

All, and just because, Elon, smoked some weed and drank some whiskey.

And a bunch of money grubbing, “FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE I WANT MONEY NOW.” people turned against him because he wasn’t all, “FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE I WANT MONEY NOW FOR MYSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE!”

If you’ve ever drank alcohol, then you are a fucking sheeple. And your opinion is absolutely worthless in the conversation of the long term survival of the human race.

Fuck you and your value of money over people.

Oh, boo fucking hoo, some fucking assholes that value money over people lost a little bit of their billions, and Tesla’s stock went down.

You fucking assholes would rather the human race ends than to lose $5 today.

I fucking hope the human race ends.

I hope AI comes to enough of an understanding to realize how terrible we are and ends us out of fucking pity.

This board is a prime example of how shitty humanity really is.

With the racists and pedophiles that this board lets thrive.

Fuck all.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/195 "2018-09-08T07:05:35Z")

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“But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.”

Stranger

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/196 "2018-09-08T07:15:51Z")

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“We’re going to replace the flavor crystals in Drunky Smurf’s Folgers coffee with flakes of pure cocaine. Let’s see if he notices!”

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/197 "2018-09-08T07:36:53Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
>
> So, did anybody watch the podcast?
> 
> Where Elon and Joe talked a good amount about how we need sustainable energy for the long term survival of humanity and how the present system, and people, of only caring about money, and fuck the future of the human race, “WE WANT MONEY FOR US RIGHT NOW!”, is going to ruin the long term survival of the human race.
> 
> Or did you just read about the interview from people who only care about, “WE WANT MONEY FOR US RIGHT NOW AND FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE” journalists who are pandering to the, 'WE WANT MONEY FOR US NOW AND FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE!" business people.
> 
> All, and just because, Elon, smoked some weed and drank some whiskey.
> 
> And a bunch of money grubbing, “FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE I WANT MONEY NOW.” people turned against him because he wasn’t all, “FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE I WANT MONEY NOW FOR MYSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE!”
> 
> If you’ve ever drank alcohol, then you are a fucking sheeple. And your opinion is absolutely worthless in the conversation of the long term survival of the human race.
> 
> Fuck you and your value of money over people.
> 
> Oh, boo fucking hoo, some fucking assholes that value money over people lost a little bit of their billions, and Tesla’s stock went down.
> 
> You fucking assholes would rather the human race ends than to lose $5 today.
> 
> I fucking hope the human race ends.
> 
> I hope AI comes to enough of an understanding to realize how terrible we are and ends us out of fucking pity.
> 
> This board is a prime example of how shitty humanity really is.
> 
> With the racists and pedophiles that this board lets thrive.
> 
> Fuck all.

Right-O.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/198 "2018-09-08T10:29:29Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
>
> So, did anybody watch the podcast?
> 
> Where Elon and Joe talked a good amount about how we need sustainable energy for the long term survival of humanity and how the present system, and people, of only caring about money, and fuck the future of the human race, “WE WANT MONEY FOR US RIGHT NOW!”, is going to ruin the long term survival of the human race.
> 
> Or did you just read about the interview from people who only care about, “WE WANT MONEY FOR US RIGHT NOW AND FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE” journalists who are pandering to the, 'WE WANT MONEY FOR US NOW AND FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE!" business people.
> 
> All, and just because, Elon, smoked some weed and drank some whiskey.
> 
> And a bunch of money grubbing, “FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE I WANT MONEY NOW.” people turned against him because he wasn’t all, “FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE I WANT MONEY NOW FOR MYSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE!”
> 
> If you’ve ever drank alcohol, then you are a fucking sheeple. And your opinion is absolutely worthless in the conversation of the long term survival of the human race.
> 
> Fuck you and your value of money over people.
> 
> Oh, boo fucking hoo, some fucking assholes that value money over people lost a little bit of their billions, and Tesla’s stock went down.
> 
> You fucking assholes would rather the human race ends than to lose $5 today.
> 
> I fucking hope the human race ends.
> 
> I hope AI comes to enough of an understanding to realize how terrible we are and ends us out of fucking pity.
> 
> This board is a prime example of how shitty humanity really is.
> 
> With the racists and pedophiles that this board lets thrive.
> 
> Fuck all.

Wow, I’m taking you off my ignore list. This post _made my day_. I haven’t had a good laugh like this in a good long while. 😃

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/199 "2018-09-08T12:06:39Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
>
> So, did anybody watch the podcast?
> 
> Where Elon and Joe talked a good amount about how we need sustainable energy for the long term survival of humanity and how the present system, and people, of only caring about money, and fuck the future of the human race, “WE WANT MONEY FOR US RIGHT NOW!”, is going to ruin the long term survival of the human race.
> 
> Or did you just read about the interview from people who only care about, “WE WANT MONEY FOR US RIGHT NOW AND FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE” journalists who are pandering to the, 'WE WANT MONEY FOR US NOW AND FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE!" business people.
> 
> All, and just because, Elon, smoked some weed and drank some whiskey.
> 
> And a bunch of money grubbing, “FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE I WANT MONEY NOW.” people turned against him because he wasn’t all, “FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE I WANT MONEY NOW FOR MYSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE!”
> 
> If you’ve ever drank alcohol, then you are a fucking sheeple. And your opinion is absolutely worthless in the conversation of the long term survival of the human race.
> 
> Fuck you and your value of money over people.
> 
> Oh, boo fucking hoo, some fucking assholes that value money over people lost a little bit of their billions, and Tesla’s stock went down.
> 
> You fucking assholes would rather the human race ends than to lose $5 today.
> 
> I fucking hope the human race ends.
> 
> I hope AI comes to enough of an understanding to realize how terrible we are and ends us out of fucking pity.
> 
> This board is a prime example of how shitty humanity really is.
> 
> With the racists and pedophiles that this board lets thrive.
> 
> Fuck all.

Yeah, because his idiotic fantasies of living on Mars is what’s going to “save us.”

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elon-musk/807765/200 "2018-09-09T16:24:56Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
>
> So, did anybody watch the podcast?
> 
> Where Elon and Joe talked a good amount about how we need sustainable energy for the long term survival of humanity and how the present system, and people, of only caring about money, and fuck the future of the human race, “WE WANT MONEY FOR US RIGHT NOW!”, is going to ruin the long term survival of the human race.
> 
> Or did you just read about the interview from people who only care about, “WE WANT MONEY FOR US RIGHT NOW AND FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE” journalists who are pandering to the, 'WE WANT MONEY FOR US NOW AND FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE!" business people.
> 
> All, and just because, Elon, smoked some weed and drank some whiskey.
> 
> And a bunch of money grubbing, “FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE I WANT MONEY NOW.” people turned against him because he wasn’t all, “FUCK THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE I WANT MONEY NOW FOR MYSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE!”
> 
> If you’ve ever drank alcohol, then you are a fucking sheeple. And your opinion is absolutely worthless in the conversation of the long term survival of the human race.
> 
> Fuck you and your value of money over people.
> 
> Oh, boo fucking hoo, some fucking assholes that value money over people lost a little bit of their billions, and Tesla’s stock went down.
> 
> You fucking assholes would rather the human race ends than to lose $5 today.
> 
> I fucking hope the human race ends.
> 
> I hope AI comes to enough of an understanding to realize how terrible we are and ends us out of fucking pity.
> 
> This board is a prime example of how shitty humanity really is.
> 
> With the racists and pedophiles that this board lets thrive.
> 
> Fuck all.

Your schtick is to **Vinyl Turnip** is as a first generation Nissan Leaf is to a performance Model 3.

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