# Elton John vs. Steve Irwin

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elton-john-vs-steve-irwin/295306>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 19, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elton-john-vs-steve-irwin/295306 "2005-03-19T12:46:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elton-john-vs-steve-irwin/295306/1 "2005-03-19T12:46:25Z")

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Who wins? The Crocodile Hunter or the Crocodile Rocker?

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**Author:** ![mike1dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@mike1dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mike1dog)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elton-john-vs-steve-irwin/295306/2 "2005-03-19T13:37:57Z")

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The public, because we’ll be rid of one of them.

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**Author:** ![Aagramn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Aagramn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aagramn)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elton-john-vs-steve-irwin/295306/3 "2005-03-19T14:12:11Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> Who wins? The Crocodile Hunter or the Crocodile Rocker?

Could be an interesting twist on “choose your weapon”.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elton-john-vs-steve-irwin/295306/4 "2005-03-19T15:21:26Z")

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I do not know, but would pay-to-view.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elton-john-vs-steve-irwin/295306/5 "2005-03-19T17:33:08Z")

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Elton: “Is that a snake in your pants or are you just glad to see me? Ewwww, it _is_ a snake!”

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elton-john-vs-steve-irwin/295306/6 "2005-03-19T17:50:57Z")

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Elton John, if prepared.