# elucidator, You Are The Ultimate Troll **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 22, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162 "2015-06-22T16:29:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/141 "2015-07-02T01:07:00Z")
Weasel vs Fox. Coming to a youtube near you! ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/142 "2015-07-02T01:28:57Z")
[Video of a great debate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V4dPkMA58g) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/143 "2015-07-02T05:50:20Z")
Weasels are so ill-tempered, they never mate willingly. Gender confusion can also exacerbate an already unfortunate encounter. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/144 "2015-07-02T12:59:30Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Weasel vs Fox. > > Coming to a youtube near you! Wait, Fox the network or Fox the Fantastic Mr.? ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/145 "2018-09-06T02:44:54Z")
This is supposed to be funny? > [@Trump is a threat to our nation, and those who are not actively opposing him are traitors](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-a-threat-to-our-nation-and-those-who-are-not-actively-opposing-him-are-traitors/820744/162): > > Frum is as ugly as a horned toads butthole, but damn if hasn’t been hitting them out of the park lately. Never would have believed it. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/146 "2018-09-06T02:50:18Z")
I assumed he was speaking of the man’s character…but if it was a mere dig on his appearance then yeah, not **'luci** ’s best work. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/147 "2018-09-06T02:51:53Z")
This bears repeating, after all these three years. I love **Elicidator** and want to hug him to my bosom and rub his feet for him and feed him homemade matzoh ball soup with a spoon. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/148 "2018-09-06T02:57:15Z")
Mom? You’re alive? And you’re _Jewish_?! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/149 "2018-09-06T03:33:01Z")
No, no. He loves **Elicidator** not **Elucidator**. Different person entirely. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/150 "2018-09-06T03:49:10Z")
I can only hope that someday someone will find me so important that they will resurrect a several-year-old thread and pull out a random post just so they can tell me how funny I, er, aren’t. C’mon folks, I’ve only got a few years left… ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/151 "2018-09-06T04:29:12Z")
I think 'luci and VT should have babies. Keep it up fellas, you have a admiring audience here. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/152 "2018-09-06T10:27:40Z")
> [@samclem in 2015](#): > > **luci** is OK. He WAS funnier 5-10 years ago. He was a 9/10 at that time. His heart isn’t in it these days. I blame Obama. > > [sub]Seriously, I blame Obama. When you no longer have targets as big as Bush/Chaney et al, you have a harder time. [/sub] Well, the whole world must just be _rolling_ in laughter now, wot? ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/153 "2018-09-06T12:05:21Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Keep it up fellas, you have a admiring audience here. Yeah — one of the few threads I ever started was a ‘luci fan appreciation, back in 2009: [I Love Luci - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=530168) ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/154 "2018-09-06T13:05:27Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > Yeah — one of the few threads I ever started was a ‘luci fan appreciation, back in 2009: [I Love Luci - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=530168) Remember to post that link every three years. (You skipped 2012. What gives?) ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162/155 "2018-09-06T19:24:47Z")
> [@xenophon41](#): > > Remember to post that link every three years. > > (You skipped 2012. What gives?) 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elucidator-you-are-the-ultimate-troll/723162.md?page=7)