# Elvis in Fun with Girls in East Timor **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 23, 2022, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682 "2022-06-23T16:32:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/1 "2022-06-23T16:32:36Z")
_(A very good friend posted the following on another forum, got very little traction, so I am posting it here because, well honestly I don’t know, other than it’s timely.)_ Well, there’s a new Elvis biopic coming out on June 24. Every generation gets to have one. This one stars Austin Butler (he played Tex in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood) as Elvis, with Tom Hanks as the Colonel. Directed by Baz Luhrmann, Mr. Over-the-Top, and by the trailer it won’t disappoint fans of stylish spectacle with weird camera angles. This time, it will apparently focus on how Tom Parker ruined Elvis, or maybe saved him - you know, a new twist where Tom is actually the misunderstood good guy. Who knows? But I don’t see why we need a Life of the King picture now. No matter how you slice it, it will be criticized by the fans but still sell lots of tickets, and will come and go and another take on Elvis will be attempted in ten years. What would I rather see personally? How about a new Elvis travelogue picture! You know, all those films that were churned out in the sixties, with Elvis playing an Elvis-like character in some exotic location or with the King in some lowly occupation who just has to prove it to 'em - and does! And the girls are all after him, but eventually he finds the Right One. And there are plot-advancing songs sprinkled throughout. Okay, I admit I never sat through any of these; I suspect you either own all of them on VHS, then bought them again on DVD, or else avoided them like monkey pox - but hear me out. If done properly, it could be quite entertaining, and respectful but also genuinely funny - the template for an absurd script full of unlikely contrivances - coincidental meeting with powerful benefactor, first blush of success, then a setback, then just when our boy is ready to give up and go back to Kansas, whoom! Amazing reversal of fortune, gets the girl (the good one), sings one more upbeat song of triumph (you could actually write some good ones), and that’s a wrap. I’m thinking a parody like Walk Hard, the fake Johnny Cash story, but with “Elvis” as “Brick Sheridan” or some silly name, in some silly studio assembly line nonsense that’s actually an affectionate parody of the whole slate of crank-'em-outs that Elvis showed up for and dutifully pantomimed, because deep down he was really insecure and did what he was told, and you could see it in his eyes, but hell, everyone was getting rich and this is how you did it. All you need is a title. Here are a few. Rambunctious! Señor Caballero Tropical Girls, and Lots of Them It Happened Again at a Different World’s Fair Goin’ Native in Vatican City Chase That Mirage Jump On That Delusion Kid Fisticuffs Headlong! Blue Trouble Okay, your turn to think of an Elvis movie title. Millions could ride on this! ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/2 "2022-06-23T16:52:39Z")
> [@Hatchie](#): > > Kid Fisticuffs I found my new City of Heroes character name. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/3 "2022-06-23T17:00:46Z")
Skeet Surfing? (You know you thought of this one too) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/4 "2022-06-23T17:07:21Z")
Olé Reno! Go-Kart Track Airman Ennui ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/5 "2022-06-23T17:10:05Z")
No Bikini Atoll (stolen shamelessly from Beany and Cecil) [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/88QOmxSa-IE/hqdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/88QOmxSa-IE/hqdefault.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/6 "2022-06-23T17:17:10Z")
Shakin’ Bacon! -Elvis’ car breaks down and he picks up repair money working in a small town diner. With an Ann-Margaret type. Thunder Rally -Elvis drives moonshine, becomes a stock car driver. With a Catherine Bach type. In the Ghetto -Elvis helps a woman who runs a battered woman’s shelter. With a Mary Tyler Moore (or Joan Collins!) type Clarification: Are these to be actual Elvis-type movies, as if he were still making them, parodies of Elvis-type movies, or a movie about an Elvis-type guy who makes movies but hates it? You know - another Hollywood movie about Hollywood? Oscar bait. ---
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/7 "2022-06-23T17:22:02Z")
Why not all three? Remember _The French Lieutenant’s Woman_, which went back and forth between a movie version of a historical novel, and a (fictional) look at the people making that movie? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/8 "2022-06-23T18:20:17Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Shakin’ Bacon! > -Elvis’ car breaks down and he picks up repair money working in a small town diner. With an Ann-Margaret type. As long as there is a fried bacon, peanut butter, and banana sandwich involved, this is a winner. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/9 "2022-06-23T18:25:15Z")
…who stole it from Art Buchwald? (his first play, in 1948, was called “No Love Atoll”. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/10 "2022-06-23T18:29:30Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > As long as there is a fried bacon, peanut butter, and banana sandwich involved, this is a winner. And, co-starring this guy: [![](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/08/19/114692371_custom-d8f4f4c46898694046a8887db8c3b2fb54eb1e41.jpg) ](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/08/19/114692371_custom-d8f4f4c46898694046a8887db8c3b2fb54eb1e41.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/11 "2022-06-23T18:31:04Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > And, co-starring this guy: _Seven Degrees of Shakin’ Bacon_ ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/12 "2022-06-23T19:01:28Z")
Regarding Elvis and Bacon (although the King preferred fried baloney\* sandwiches): Bacon was in _Animal House_ with Cesare Danova who played Mayor Carmine DePasto. Danova was in _Viva Las Vegas_ as Count Elmo Mancini. \* And yet he somehow died at only 42. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/13 "2022-06-23T19:02:28Z")
Heartbreak Hostel: Adventures in Europe. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/14 "2022-06-23T19:18:25Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > although the King preferred fried baloney\* sandwiches They are a lot better than you’d think they would be. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/15 "2022-06-23T19:29:48Z")
No Trouble At All -Elvis juggles a romance between two women not knowing they are mother and daughter. Dud Ranch -A singer on the run for the mob hides in a failing Arizona dude ranch. His popularity bring unwanted visit from mob enforcers. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/16 "2022-06-23T19:40:10Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > And, co-starring this guy: A big musical number is starting in the diner, and the song is Footloose. Everyone starts dancing, except the short order cook, all decked out in the traditional greasy stained white apron and short order cap, played by Kevin Bacon, who looks right in the camera, and slowly shakes his head “noooo”. ---
**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/17 "2022-06-23T21:18:18Z")
_Double Spinout on the Speedway in the Country Blues Trouble_ – Elvis performs seven great Blues hits as he drives in a race in the country whilst still finding time for romance with a rich lady and a cute female mechanic. _Frankie and Johnny…and Esteban_ – Paying tribute to today’s diversified culture, Elvis revisits one of his best-known roles with a change of ethnic and gender emphasis, but with his usual torrid singing and lovemaking. _Space Wars with Lots of Go-Go Girls_ - Elvis in Space! Guns, girls, songs! _Live a Little, Eat a Lot, Die a Bloated Corpse_ – Elvis takes a dramatic turn in this _giallo_ murder mystery filmed in Italy. _Walking Pharmacy_ – _Cinema Verite_-like flick secretly made by the King himself paints a scorchingly repulsive portrait of latter-day decline with Presley wallowing in drug-addled excess. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/18 "2022-06-23T23:28:21Z")
> [@Dropo](#): > > _Space Wars with Lots of Go-Go Girls_ - Elvis in Space! Guns, girls, songs! Dear Hollywood: _Please_ make this film. Crank up the CGI and go for it. Also make sure it co-stars Ann-Margret. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/19 "2022-06-23T23:36:02Z")
With Bill Bixby as the foil and Will Hutchins as the Sidekick. Featuring Teri Garr as a backup dancer. Also starring the Voice of James Earl Jones. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvis-in-fun-with-girls-in-east-timor/966682/20 "2022-07-08T21:29:53Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Heartbreak Hostel: Adventures in Europe. I don’t think so, not unless the Colonel gets his immigration issues taken care of.