# ElvisL1ves, you are a gutless chickenshit **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 26, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvisl1ves-you-are-a-gutless-chickenshit/450673 "2008-05-26T19:14:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvisl1ves-you-are-a-gutless-chickenshit/450673/61 "2008-05-27T19:04:57Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] You know what? You’re absolutely right. I still think this could–and should–have been dealt with in the GD thread, but having read a few of **Elvis** ’s political posts, I must say I completely understand the desire to take it here. So, **RT** and everyone else who got dragged into this side argument, you have my sincere apologies. Not to excuse myself, but I’ve always been impressed with his posts in GQ as a jet engine designer; I mistakely assumed the same would extend to the rest of his posts, as well. Sorry. [/QUOTE] Good on you, accepted. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvisl1ves-you-are-a-gutless-chickenshit/450673/62 "2008-05-27T19:12:48Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] While you’re there, ask him what he thinks. [/QUOTE] I am so seldom asked that question, I’d be pleased to take this opportunity to explain. If we presume, for the sake of brevity, a fundamental Cartesian basis for thought, and emphasize the crucial importance of Hegelian synthetic reasoning (as well as other paranoid German bachelor philosophers), we arrive inexorably at (…HAMSTER REVOLT! 430 pgs of abstruse bushwah deleted! _No Rotoran_!..) …in conclusion, that Hyrdox are demonstrably and irrefutably superior to Oreos. I thank you for your attention. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvisl1ves-you-are-a-gutless-chickenshit/450673/63 "2008-05-27T19:18:44Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] Why don’t you just ask him. [/QUOTE] He’s just so damn rude. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvisl1ves-you-are-a-gutless-chickenshit/450673/64 "2008-05-27T19:20:02Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] I am so seldom asked that question, I’d be pleased to take this opportunity to explain. If we presume, for the sake of brevity, a fundamental Cartesian basis for thought, and emphasize the crucial importance of Hegelian synthetic reasoning (as well as other paranoid German bachelor philosophers), we arrive inexorably at (…HAMSTER REVOLT! 430 pgs of abstruse bushwah deleted! _No Rotoran_!..) …in conclusion, that Hyrdox are demonstrably and irrefutably superior to Oreos. I thank you for your attention. [/QUOTE] Are you kidding me? Everyone knows Hydrox have an aftertaste. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvisl1ves-you-are-a-gutless-chickenshit/450673/65 "2008-05-27T19:23:24Z")
That’s a “finish”, followed by an “afterglow”. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvisl1ves-you-are-a-gutless-chickenshit/450673/66 "2008-05-27T19:33:21Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] That’s a “finish”, followed by an “afterglow”. [/QUOTE] Like varnish. Or Lemon Pledge. I don’t eat those either. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvisl1ves-you-are-a-gutless-chickenshit/450673/67 "2008-05-27T20:03:25Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] Oh, sorry. You…um, jerk. Yeah, take that! [/QUOTE] Upstart! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvisl1ves-you-are-a-gutless-chickenshit/450673/68 "2008-05-27T21:01:41Z")
Aw, look at all the love! Closed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elvisl1ves-you-are-a-gutless-chickenshit/450673.md?page=3)