# Embarrassing Bathroom Noises? Not in Japan!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/embarrassing-bathroom-noises-not-in-japan/268024>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 7, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/embarrassing-bathroom-noises-not-in-japan/268024 "2004-10-07T14:49:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/embarrassing-bathroom-noises-not-in-japan/268024/41 "2004-10-11T13:29:33Z")

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I think the sound of an incoming artillery round would be good. A long dopplering whistle and then a boom.

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/embarrassing-bathroom-noises-not-in-japan/268024/42 "2004-10-11T14:20:34Z")

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Secretly replacing the soothing sounds of flushing with a voice saying loudly “I HEARD that!” and “Gaaah, what died in here?” would be effective, I think. And vastly entertaining.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/embarrassing-bathroom-noises-not-in-japan/268024/43 "2004-10-11T17:36:48Z")

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Or a remixed version of this popular hit: “Who let the dogs out! Unnh! Unnggh unghh \<plunk\>!”

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