# "Emil Bove"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 15, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350 "2025-02-15T13:27:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/1 "2025-02-15T13:27:42Z")

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How long is Stephen Miller going to be allowed to double dip like this? What happens when both characters are scheduled to appear together? I’m sure his staff is by now adept at applying the necrotic makeup and decorative prosthetic eyebags. I’m sure they were going for “Roy Cohn” when they designed this character but stopped at Emil Bove. It’s a sign of trump’s dementia that he can’t tell the difference.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/2 "2025-02-15T13:34:54Z")

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To be fair, there’s also [**Will Scharf**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Scharf), White House Staff Secretary:

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/61/WillScharf%28P20250207DT-0103_%2854321919928%29_%28cropped%29%29.jpg/440px-WillScharf%28P20250207DT-0103_%2854321919928%29_%28cropped%29%29.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/61/WillScharf%28P20250207DT-0103_%2854321919928%29_%28cropped%29%29.jpg/440px-WillScharf%28P20250207DT-0103_%2854321919928%29_%28cropped%29%29.jpg)

“**[Straight outta’ Central Casting](https://www.centralcasting.com/what-does-straight-out-of-central-casting-mean/)**”

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/3 "2025-02-15T13:40:47Z")

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They were interrupted halfway through the Bove transformation and thus this character is born.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/4 "2025-02-15T14:11:21Z")

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These guys all look like stock Nazi flunkies sent over by Central Casting.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/5 "2025-02-15T14:34:41Z")

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> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#):
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> These guys all look like stock Nazi flunkies sent over by Central Casting.

They all look evil, but Stephen Miller really has that Joseph Goebbels look down pat. Hitler would have hired Miller in an instant and no questions asked, based on ideology alone. The reptilian Nazi appearance would be considered a bonus.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/6 "2025-02-15T14:55:02Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Hitler would have hired Miller in an instant

I mean, probably not, but he’d make a great [kapo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapo).

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/7 "2025-02-15T14:59:46Z")

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Yes, assuming Hitler didn’t know he was Jewish and was just enthralled by the way he radiated pure evil.

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**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/8 "2025-02-15T21:07:35Z")

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I just cannot get over how each and every one of them is under 45. They look like Nazi jerky.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/9 "2025-02-15T21:17:30Z")

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They remind me of Skeksis from _The Dark Crystal_.

[![](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/c/c4/Skeksis.jpg) ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/c/c4/Skeksis.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/10 "2025-02-20T07:33:40Z")

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Doesn’t even have a club foot

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emil-bove/1014350/11 "2025-02-20T08:15:48Z")

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> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#):
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> These guys all look like stock Nazi flunkies sent over by Central Casting.

They tend to remind me of the scene in _Preacher_ where Jesse outguns the local Klansmen;

[![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmk5ahsEC1r8felno1_640.pnj) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmk5ahsEC1r8felno1_640.pnj)
