# Emode Naughty Or Nice test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769 "2000-12-21T22:18:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/1 "2000-12-21T22:18:50Z")
I just did this test and had to share the results with you guys… _giggles_ **You’re a Straight Arrow** You’re all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We’ve never met anyone nicer than you. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand while your halo shines in the sun. Nah, we’re just kidding. But you are an awfully good person. Sure, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stick to the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and-nudie-magazine crowd. It’s all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it’s okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Make a crank call. Go to strip club. Trust us — as long as no one gets hurt, it’s fun to be bad! _laughs_ A peaceful green meadow with baby animals… ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/2 "2000-12-21T22:24:26Z")
Arg! I’m an idiot! Forgot the URL: [Are you Naughty Or Nice?](http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/nice_or_naughty.jsp) ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/3 "2000-12-21T22:34:06Z")
…but a _nice_ idiot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/4 "2000-12-21T23:20:12Z")
I was right over the middle line, on the naughty side: > [@](#): > > Bad but not terrible, you’re definitely wild at heart. Fortunately, you don’t act on all your impulses. Get the full scoop on your naughty nature — sign up with Emode! Hmm, a blatant advertisement! The best quizzes are at [http://www.thespark.com](http://www.thespark.com) - I’ve failed every one. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/5 "2000-12-21T23:25:05Z")
::sigh:: somehow I knew I would be pretty far over on the nice side, I guess my sweet reputation is still intact. Keith ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/6 "2000-12-21T23:54:45Z")
I guess given the name I chose for myself, this one is obvious, but daaaaamn! One notch away from the fully naughty side. “You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you’ve tried everything at least once and aren’t afraid to get your hands — or the rest of you — dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for a promotion at work or toying with somebody’s affections, you’re willing to break the rules. As long as you’re having fun and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you’re walking a tightrope here. Every once in a while, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying “no!” — it’s okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don’t throw caution entirely to the wind.” But no one can say I’m not fun at a party. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/7 "2000-12-22T00:05:34Z")
You’re Pretty Tame Most people think you’re as good as gold. We know better. Sure, you’re generally a by-the-book, law-abiding model citizen, but every once in a while you like to break a rule or three. Skinny dipping? Done it. Had a drink too many now and then? Guilty as charged. But chances are that’s pretty much the worst of it. We all have a few skeletons in our closet, but when it comes right down to it, you’re a nice person. You wouldn’t dream of making a serious play for your best friend’s squeeze, and you always pay your traffic fines — speeding and parking tickets. It’s a good balance. If everyone was like you, the world would be a happier place, so keep it up! Eh, I guess that’s true. My friends are really good people and they consider me to be a bad little girl, and if my mom knew of the things I’ve done she’d ground me until I was 37… But to SDMB standards I’m totally innocent as charged! ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/8 "2000-12-22T00:18:14Z")
If they had a category “You’re going straight to Hell” that would be me. 9 out of ten aint bad… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/9 "2000-12-22T00:18:44Z")
> [@](#): > > You’re better than bad, but not quite as good as it gets. Lying and cheating to get ahead isn’t your style, but an occasional one-night stand isn’t out of the question. It’s still not out of the question… ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/10 "2000-12-22T00:21:35Z")
I got the same answer/rating as **Welfy** and **Louie** (Welfy’s is the detailed answer that you have to sign up at the site to get). ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/11 "2000-12-22T00:23:27Z")
I got the Same as the Welf-ster ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/12 "2000-12-22T00:30:18Z")
Yeah, I would up in the group with **Welfy, Louie, and porcupine** too. Silly me, thinking I was as nice as it got 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/13 "2000-12-22T00:32:01Z")
Fascinating. I got the same result as **Nacho4Sara**. I’m in fine company, then 😉 “Bad but not terrible, you’re definitely wild at heart. Fortunately, you don’t act on all your impulses. Get the full scoop on your naughty nature…” ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/14 "2000-12-22T00:33:13Z")
Same as Welfy, porcupine, DynoSaur and Louie. Looks like I’m in good company. ---
**Author:** ![MarsDragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@MarsDragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarsDragon)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/15 "2000-12-22T00:34:30Z")
I was one noch away from perfect on the good side. Is that a halo we see? You’re as good as gold — a true saint. We’ll expect to find your name at the top of Santa’s “nice” list this year. Oncse again, I’m just too good. But that’s too be expected, after all, I’m the most perfect being in all ceation. 🙂 Hubris. Gotta love it. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/16 "2000-12-22T00:44:40Z")
One notch to the nice side of the middle… dang, and I thought I was all sweetness and light… Must be sumpin’ wrong with the test. **I AM NICE!!!** \ ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/17 "2000-12-22T01:21:26Z")
Hmmm…so much for _my_ name–and my reputation: Is that a halo we see? You’re as good as gold — a true saint. We’ll expect to find your name at the top of Santa’s “nice” list this year. Buried the needle…\ I’m actually quite naughty–they just asked the wrong questions. Really! ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/18 "2000-12-22T03:35:14Z")
Just on the nice side of middle of the road. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/19 "2000-12-22T03:54:51Z")
> [@](#): > > We won’t call the Vice Squad quite yet, but you’re just a few crazy nights away from officially becoming “naughty.” Oh well. I’m a little bit of both, exactly in the center. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/20 "2000-12-22T05:09:26Z")
Chalk me up as another one in the Welfy-Louie-Ad Noctum-porcupine-DynoSaur category. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769.md?page=2)