# Emode Naughty Or Nice test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769 "2000-12-21T22:18:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/21 "2000-12-22T05:58:43Z")
I’m one notch away from being completely and perfectly nice. Somehow, that doesn’t seem quite right… ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/22 "2000-12-22T06:18:03Z")
Most people think you’re as good as gold. We know better. Sure, you’re generally a by-the-book, law-abiding model citizen, but every once in a while you like to break a rule or three. Skinny dipping? Done it. Had a drink too many now and then? Guilty as charged. But chances are that’s pretty much the worst of it. We all have a few skeletons in our closet, but when it comes right down to it, you’re a nice person. You wouldn’t dream of making a serious play for your best friend’s squeeze, and you always pay your traffic fines — speeding and parking tickets. It’s a good balance. If everyone was like you, the world would be a happier place, so keep it up! Whaddaya know… same as Welfy. Heh… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/23 "2000-12-22T06:47:30Z")
I scored one notch into the naughty side, along with Nacho4Sara and Dire Wolf. –sublight. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/24 "2000-12-22T07:24:47Z")
I’ll be getting some coal in my stocking… ---
**Author:** ![Just\_A\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@Just\_A\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_A_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/25 "2000-12-22T07:38:13Z")
Just A _barely_ nice Girl. I was a half a notch to the nice side from the middle line. “You’re better than bad, but not quite as good as it gets. Lying and cheating to get ahead isn’t your style, but an occasional one-night stand isn’t out of the question.” I second Nacho4Sara’s reccomendatino of [http://www.thespark.com](http://www.thespark.com) It rules 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/26 "2000-12-22T07:44:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, we can safely knock you off Santa’s “nice” list! You’re as bad as they come. (And isn’t it fun?) Get the full scoop on your naughty nature — sign up with Emode! woo hoo! of course, it was my alter-ego taking this quiz, so it may not be entirely accurate 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/27 "2000-12-22T08:03:45Z")
**So, I’m slightly naughty, but I thought you liked it that way…** We won’t call the Vice Squad quite yet, but you’re just a few crazy nights away from officially becoming “naughty.” You’ve broken your share of rules — maybe had a few flings, taken some serious risks, embellished the truth every now and again to save your skin — but you’re still nice when it counts. If it’s dangerous, cruel, or really illegal, chances are you haven’t done it. Which is probably just as it should be. We all like to walk on the wild side now and then (it can be so much fun to be bad!), but it’s important to strike a balance and keep your urges in check. You’re doing pretty darn well so far — keep up the good work! ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/28 "2000-12-22T09:10:40Z")
**You’re a Straight Arrow**. You’re all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We’ve never met anyone nicer than you. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand while your halo shines in the sun. Nah, we’re just kidding. But you are an awfully good person. Sure, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stick to the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and-nudie-magazine crowd. It’s all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it’s okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Make a crank call. Go to strip club. Trust us — as long as no one gets hurt, it’s fun to be bad! It’s good to be nicce, but I think I need to be more baaaaaaaaaaad.😃 ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/29 "2000-12-22T11:37:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*You’re On the Verge \*\* > You’ve broken your share of rules — maybe had a few flings, taken some serious risks, embellished the truth every now and again to save your skin — but you’re still nice when it counts. Yeah - ok - fair call - I can’t really argue with that. I’ll have to dig out the old corruption test I had floating around. ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/30 "2000-12-22T12:08:22Z")
Figures. They did ask the wrong questions though. And didn’t give the right choices. ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/31 "2000-12-22T14:53:37Z")
I got the same results as **Balance** and **MarsDragon** : > [@](#): > > Is that a halo we see? You’re as good as gold — a true saint. We’ll expect to find your name at the top of Santa’s “nice” list this year. I’d probably have more fun if I was naughty. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/32 "2000-12-22T15:47:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sublight \* > \*\*I scored one notch into the naughty side, along with Nacho4Sara and Dire Wolf. > > –sublight. \*\* As did I. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/33 "2000-12-22T17:56:42Z")
“You’re better than bad, but not quite as good as it gets. Lying and cheating to get ahead isn’t your style, but an occasional one-night stand isn’t out of the question.” WTF??? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/34 "2000-12-22T19:15:13Z")
“We won’t call the Vice Squad quite yet…” Two clicks toward the **Nice** side?! These guys are high! In this case, totally specious. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/35 "2000-12-22T19:25:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladybug \* > I got the same results as **Balance** and **MarsDragon** Ah, but did you peg it? _All_ the way nice? I still maintain my naughtiness–that test is obviously flawed. Why, it didn’t ask _anything_ about group sex, manufacturing explosives, clandestine entry, or even blackmail of school officials! How can you possibly gauge someone’s naughtiness without asking these obvious questions? ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/36 "2000-12-22T19:44:08Z")
**LaurAnge** , I’m with you. I’d have to agree, they asked the wrong questions, and didn’t always provide the right answers … but oh well, it looks like I’m in good company. 🙂 It’s scary to think that most of the people here could corrupt me … hmm, we’ll have to compare purity scores, too. =) Oh, and for the record, I agree with Anniz: > [@](#): > > It’s good to be nicce, > but I think I need to be more baaaaaaaaaaad. 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/37 "2000-12-22T19:53:24Z")
[Test #1](http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/) from The Spark. [Test #2](http://www.armory.com/tests/sex1500.html) from [The Armory](http://www.armory.com/). This is the super-duper 1500-point version. There are lots of smaller versions one level back, as well as purity tests on other subjects … go wild. =) (Well, some of you can … the rest of us don’t know how, apparently. ;)) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/38 "2000-12-22T20:02:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Globe-trotter \* > \*\*Same as Welfy, porcupine, DynoSaur and Louie. Looks like I’m in good company. \*\* Me too! Pretty Tame? Harumph, they just didn’t ask the right questions. I’m an animal I tell ya. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/39 "2000-12-22T21:00:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*StephenG \* > **[Test #2](http://www.armory.com/tests/sex1500.html) from [The Armory](http://www.armory.com/). This is the super-duper 1500-point version…** \ > [@](#): > > _The Armory_ > Here is the result of your 1500 Point Purity Test. > You answered “yes” to 558 of 1500 questions, making you 62.8% sexually pure (37.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 62.8% pure in the sex domain. > Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 32%, based on a comparison of your test results with 22855 other submissions for this test. > The average purity for this test is 76.2%. It’s surprising how far not smoking or having sex with animals will get you 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769/40 "2000-12-22T22:39:17Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Balance \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Ah, but did you peg it? _All_ the way nice?\*\* Nope. I was still a little to the naughty side. Which makes me wonder how you can be better than “good as gold.” > [@](#): > > **Why, it didn’t ask _anything_ about group sex, manufacturing explosives, clandestine entry, or even blackmail of school officials! How can you possibly gauge someone’s naughtiness without asking these obvious questions?** Well _that_ explains my results. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/emode-naughty-or-nice-test/46769.md?page=3)