# Enalzi is no more. Hail Bort!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enalzi-is-no-more-hail-bort/916029>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2020, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enalzi-is-no-more-hail-bort/916029 "2020-07-22T16:06:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enalzi-is-no-more-hail-bort/916029/1 "2020-07-22T16:06:00Z")

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After \*checks watch\* 22 long years I have finally decided to retire the first username I ever used to access the internet. Mainly due to the fact that it’s almost always misspelled and one of those misspellings might make people think I’m some sort of fascist.

Now someone get me a personalized license plate.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enalzi-is-no-more-hail-bort/916029/2 "2020-07-22T16:13:53Z")

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Well howdy, **Bort**!

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enalzi-is-no-more-hail-bort/916029/3 "2020-07-22T16:19:05Z")

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I did not know The Powers That Be are doing name changes again-Congrats!

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**Author:** ![Kzbre5m](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kzbre5m](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kzbre5m)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enalzi-is-no-more-hail-bort/916029/4 "2020-07-22T19:08:30Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> After _checks watch_ 22 long years I have finally decided to retire the first username I ever used to access the internet. Mainly due to the fact that it’s almost always misspelled and one of those misspellings might make people think I’m some sort of fascist.

Hi Brot! (You knew someone had to do it.)

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enalzi-is-no-more-hail-bort/916029/5 "2020-07-22T20:14:56Z")

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Good decision! And I immediately got the reference for your new name 😁.