# End of the World (today)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 12, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461 "2006-09-12T20:40:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/1 "2006-09-12T20:40:55Z")
Today being [September 12 2006](http://www.yahweh.com/). > [@](#): > > Today’s Religious World Does Not Know The Prophecies Of Yahweh: > Nuclear war will start September 12, 2006, but that is not the end. > > ``` > You need to put this date on your bathroom mirror. You also need to make preparations for the dark days ahead, which will affect every person on earth. However, there is a way of escape. There is a place of safety but like their unbelief in the Sabbath, the world will not believe this message, neither will they repent of their sins of murder, fornication, or theft. You need to start training now in the ways of Yahweh. > > ``` I forgot to put the date on the bathroom mirror. Anyone want to join me in an afternoon of fornification? (murder and theft aren’t my bag, baby) Are there any other upcoming apocalypses I have to put in my diary? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/2 "2006-09-12T20:48:13Z")
If I’d known today was going to bring nuclear armageddon, I definitely would have skipped work and my appointment with the doctor. And I wouldn’t have paid my credit card bill last week, although I have a suspicion that an atomic holocaust would not stop them from trying to collect. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/3 "2006-09-12T20:49:25Z")
Take not lightly the words of Yahweh, for he is mighty and feasts on fear. Fear and asparagus. And as a result his urine has a unique fragrance. DO NOT PISS HIM OFF. ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/4 "2006-09-12T20:55:09Z")
I forgot to wear clean underwear…mom was right ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/5 "2006-09-12T21:01:04Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] Today being [September 12 2006](http://www.yahweh.com/). > [@](#): > > Today’s Religious World Does Not Know The Prophecies Of Yahweh: > Nuclear war will start September 12, 2006, but that is not the end. [/QUOTE] Oh the irony, when I was younger, I figured for a variety of reasons, I would not live to be 40. Well today is my 40th birthday. To think I am going to be wrong by only one day. It does not seem fair somehow. Perhaps I will have “time enough” after the Nuclear War. Thankfully I do not need reading glasses. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/6 "2006-09-12T21:09:46Z")
> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#): > > Today being September 12 2006. But it’s already September 13 in Australia. I know, Australia’s always messing things up for these people. First there’s the problem of whether or not there were kangaroos on Noah’s Ark, and now this… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/7 "2006-09-12T21:30:46Z")
[QUOTE=Greenback] I forgot to wear clean underwear…mom was right [/QUOTE] Upon looking at the end of the world in a scene from Revelations: Marge: Are you wearing clean underwear? Bart: Not anymore ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/8 "2006-09-12T21:56:30Z")
It’s the end of the world? Huh. And I feel fine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Roonwit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Roonwit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roonwit)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/9 "2006-09-12T22:05:51Z")
Y’all will just believe anything, won’t you? Why would the Mayans bother making a calendar that goes all the way to 2012 if the world were going to end today? Sheesh. You got 6 more years to fornicate. Make the best of it. ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/10 "2006-09-12T22:07:09Z")
[QUOTE=Anne Neville] But it’s already September 13 in Australia. [/QUOTE] Just what I was about to say. It’s 13 September here and the sun came up as usual. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/11 "2006-09-12T22:09:30Z")
The rapture awaits with identical certainty. That one does not require clean underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/12 "2006-09-12T22:14:04Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Upon looking at the end of the world in a scene from Revelations: Marge: Are you wearing clean underwear? Bart: Not anymore [/QUOTE] Dammit, **Annie-Xmas** , now my underwear is less clean than it was before I read this! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/13 "2006-09-12T22:15:45Z")
[QUOTE=Roonwit] Y’all will just believe anything, won’t you? Why would the Mayans bother making a calendar that goes all the way to 2012 if the world were going to end today? Sheesh. You got 6 more years to fornicate. Make the best of it. [/QUOTE] WooHoo, plans to Fornicate like a Mayan Mucker. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/14 "2006-09-12T22:50:54Z")
Icouldn’t help but notice that this End of the World Patent Pending is being promoted by The House of Yahweh. Is it similar to The House of Pancakes ? ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/15 "2006-09-12T22:57:27Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Oh the irony, when I was younger, I figured for a variety of reasons, I would not live to be 40. Well today is my 40th birthday. To think I am going to be wrong by only one day. It does not seem fair somehow. Perhaps I will have “time enough” after the Nuclear War. Thankfully I do not need reading glasses. Jim [/QUOTE] Happy Birthday! So will the party be in heaven, hell, or the radioactive wasteland left here on Earth? I need to know what to _wear_! ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/16 "2006-09-12T23:29:33Z")
[QUOTE=detop] Icouldn’t help but notice that this End of the World Patent Pending is being promoted by The House of Yahweh. Is it similar to The House of Pancakes ? [/QUOTE] It’s sort of a more religious version of Burger King. They bless the burgers, but otherwise you still get to have it Yahweh. Hey, hey, hey, hate the pun, not the punner! ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/17 "2006-09-12T23:39:48Z")
OK, so what is on their menu ? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/18 "2006-09-12T23:45:53Z")
Happy Birthday, Jim! It’s my anniversary, so the earth is only going to move a great deal, not end. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/19 "2006-09-13T00:04:57Z")
[QUOTE=Roonwit] Y’all will just believe anything, won’t you? Why would the Mayans bother making a calendar that goes all the way to 2012 if the world were going to end today? Sheesh. You got 6 more years to fornicate. Make the best of it. [/QUOTE] But it’s already 5766 by the Hebrew calendar, that of Yahweh’s Original People. Are they going to let a bunch of Peter-come-latelies dictate when _their_ god is going to do things? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/20 "2006-09-13T02:43:31Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Happy Birthday, Jim! It’s my anniversary, so the earth is only going to move a great deal, not end. 😉 [/QUOTE] Hey, cool, happy anniversary. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461.md?page=2)