# End of the World (today)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 12, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461 "2006-09-12T20:40:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/21 "2006-09-13T03:11:29Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] Today being [September 12 2006](http://www.yahweh.com/). > [@](#): > > Today’s Religious World Does Not Know The Prophecies Of Yahweh: > Nuclear war will start September 12, 2006, but that is not the end. > > You need to put this date on your bathroom mirror. You also need to make preparations for the dark days ahead, which will affect every person on earth. However, there is a way of escape. There is a place of safety but like their unbelief in the Sabbath, the world will not believe this message, neither will they repent of their sins of murder, fornication, or theft. You need to start training now in the ways of Yahweh. I forgot to put the date on the bathroom mirror. Anyone want to join me in an afternoon of fornification? (murder and theft aren’t my bag, baby) Are there any other upcoming apocalypses I have to put in my diary? [/QUOTE] Somebody set us the bomb! ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/22 "2006-09-13T10:41:40Z")
To say the World ended yesterday, it doesn’t seem much different. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/23 "2006-09-13T11:40:54Z")
Damn. I missed it. When is the next end of the world. ---
**Author:** ![Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alive_At_Both_Ends)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/24 "2006-09-13T11:41:43Z")
[QUOTE=AngelicGemma] To say the World ended yesterday, it doesn’t seem much different. [/QUOTE] It did end, but only true believers noticed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/25 "2006-09-13T11:49:56Z")
If the world ended yesterday, what am I doing at work? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/26 "2006-09-13T11:57:56Z")
Bathroom Mirror: The “new” Blackberry. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/27 "2006-09-13T13:26:45Z")
Wait, it’s over with now? Done? I missed it? Damnit. Would somebody care to remind me when the next one happens? At least give me a chance to make a reservation at Milliways. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/28 "2006-09-13T13:51:01Z")
Is it safe to come out? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/29 "2006-09-13T13:53:53Z")
The website has a phone number. Maybe I should give the a call and find out what went wrong 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/30 "2006-09-13T19:09:54Z")
Darn! Now I actually have to do the stuff I put off doing until today, hoping that the world would end and I wouldn’t actually have to do it… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/31 "2006-09-13T20:51:14Z")
Ah, would you believe the website is selling something? > [@](#): > > End your quest here for the most accurate translation of the Holy Scriptures. Many scholars and theologians agree that our translation of the Holy Scriptures, entitled The Book of Yahweh, is the closest to the oldest known Hebrew manuscripts. > > \>Uses the true Name of the Creator > \>Uses the correct titles when referring to our Creator. > THE BOOK OF YAHWEH Donation $49.00 plus S&H ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/32 "2006-09-13T21:08:03Z")
[QUOTE=detop] Icouldn’t help but notice that this End of the World Patent Pending is being promoted by The House of Yahweh. Is it similar to The House of Pancakes ? [/QUOTE] IHOP has better service. 😉 PS- Who is going to buy a book on the last day of the world? Its not like UPS has sameday service, and even if it did, would you be able to read an entire book of theological doctrine in one day? (You’d do more good whipping it at one of the demons coming to steal your soul. Or at the head of the author…same difference.) ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/33 "2006-09-14T01:56:11Z")
GGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :mad: I missed yet ANOTHER atomic, end of the world, holocaust. ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/34 "2006-09-14T15:57:02Z")
You know, I got the same brochure from the House of Yahweh a couple of weeks ago. They had a toll-free number that I was meaning to call on the 13th to say, “What gives?” But of course I forgot. Oh, well, it’s not the end of the world. Happy birthday, **What Exit?** Of course, I’m late for that, too. Your card is, uh… in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/35 "2006-09-14T16:03:44Z")
Its not ‘Yaweh’; its now called ‘East Jersey State Penitentiary’. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/36 "2006-09-14T16:08:36Z")
[QUOTE=Count Blucher] Its not ‘Yaweh’; its now called ‘East Jersey State Penitentiary’. [/QUOTE] Is that the one by the Ballpark in Trenton? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/37 "2006-09-14T16:12:52Z")
Man, you stay away from the board a few days and you miss the nuclear holocaust… ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461/38 "2006-09-14T16:42:09Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] Man, you stay away from the board a few days and you miss the nuclear holocaust… [/QUOTE] Don’t worry, they’re currently working on the plans for the next one and will be sending out memos when they firm up the date. And this time they’ll make sure to keep the fuses dry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/end-of-the-world-today/372461.md?page=1)