# Ending in -a

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 28, 1999, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698 "1999-09-28T03:18:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mister\_RogersAWC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mister\_RogersAWC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_RogersAWC)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/1 "1999-09-28T03:18:00Z")

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If this ranks up there with the gry question, I apologize, but I’ve really been thinking hard about it.

Are there any words in the English language that end in -a?

(Latin words don’t count because they are…LATIN)

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**"No job’s too small, we bomb them all."**  
-Ace Wrecking Company

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/2 "1999-09-28T03:31:00Z")

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How about “tea”? Can’t get more English than that. 😉 I can think of a couple more English words off the top of my head: aura, charisma… do you want ones with a purely English etymology? How about “bra”? First showed up written in English in '36.

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“Eppur, si muove!” - Galileo Galilei

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**Author:** ![BobT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@BobT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobT)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/3 "1999-09-28T04:17:00Z")

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I believe the obvious one is “a”.  
But finding words that end in “-a”,  
now there’s a dilemma.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/4 "1999-09-28T04:32:00Z")

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Even if you won’t accept words that come from Latin (why not?), there are plenty. Just in the animal kingdom alone, there are:

flea, cobra, anaconda, zebra, panda, barracuda, koala

Or, if you’re hungry, we have:

pizza, banana, papaya, pasta

Now, most of these words came from other languages, but at least it wasn’t Latin!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/5 "1999-09-28T04:34:00Z")

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“flea”  
“pea”  
“patina”  
“era”  
“erotica”  
“cathedra”  
“silica”  
“hoopla”  
“cornea”  
“corona”

There’s lots more, really. I just opened my Official Scrabble Player’s Dictionary & started picking words at random.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/6 "1999-09-28T04:40:00Z")

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Mister\_RogersAWC:

First, let’s get rid of all the words from the Latin in your post, then tell me whether they count:

> [@](#):
>
> If this ranks \_\_ there with the gry \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, but I’ve \_\_\_\_\_\_ been \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ hard about it.
> 
> ```
> Are there any _______the English________ that end in -a?
> 
> ( __________don't_____ because they are... _____ )
> 
> ------------------
> "No job's too small, we ____ them all."
> - ___Wrecking_______
> 
> ```

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/7 "1999-09-28T08:53:00Z")

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According to the most recent Scrabble dictionary, there are 2880 words (between 2-15 letters long) that end in -A. They are as follows:

AA  
ABA  
ABACA  
ABAKA  
ABASIA  
ABBA  
ABDOMINA  
ABELIA  
ABOLLA  
ABOMA  
ABOMASA  
ABOULIA  
ABRACADABRA  
ABRACHIA  
ABROSIA  
ABSCISSA  
ABULIA  
ACACIA  
ACADEMIA  
ACAPNIA  
ACCIACCATURA  
ACCIDIA  
ACEDIA  
ACELDAMA  
ACEQUIA  
ACEROLA  
ACETA  
ACETABULA  
ACHALASIA  
ACHILLEA  
ACHLORHYDRIA  
ACHOLIA  
ACHONDROPLASIA  
ACICULA  
ACIDEMIA  
ACIDURIA  
ACRASIA  
ACROMIA  
ACROPHOBIA  
ACTA  
ACTINIA  
ADDENDA  
ADENOCARCINOMA  
ADENOMA  
ADENOMATA  
ADNEXA  
ADULARIA  
ADVENTITIA  
ADYNAMIA  
ADYTA  
AECIA  
AECIDIA  
AERENCHYMA  
AERENCHYMATA  
AEROBIA  
AFICIONADA  
AFTOSA  
AGA  
AGAMA  
AGENDA  
AGENESIA  
AGHA  
AGMA  
AGNOMINA  
AGNOSIA  
AGORA  
AGORAPHOBIA  
AGRAPHA  
AGRAPHIA  
AGRIA  
AGRYPNIA  
AHA  
AHIMSA  
AILUROPHOBIA  
AJIVA  
AJUGA  
AKELA  
ALA  
ALAMEDA  
ALASKA  
ALBA  
ALBATA  
ALBIZIA  
ALBIZZIA  
ALBUMINURIA  
ALEXIA  
ALFA  
ALFALFA  
ALFILARIA  
ALFORJA  
ALGA  
ALGAROBA  
ALGARROBA  
ALGEBRA  
ALGOLAGNIA  
ALIYA  
ALLELUIA  
ALLODIA  
ALLUVIA  
ALMA  
ALODIA  
ALOHA  
ALOPECIA  
ALPACA  
ALPHA  
ALTHAEA  
ALTHEA  
ALULA  
ALUMINA  
ALUMNA  
AMA  
AMANITA  
AMARNA  
AMBERINA  
AMBLYOPIA  
AMBOINA  
AMBOYNA  
AMBROSIA  
AMBULACRA  
AMEBA  
AMENORRHEA  
AMENTIA  
AMETROPIA  
AMIA  
AMIGA  
AMINOACIDURIA  
AMMONIA  
AMNESIA  
AMNIA  
AMOEBA  
AMPHIBIA  
AMPHISBAENA  
AMPHORA  
AMPULLA  
AMREETA  
AMRITA  
AMUSIA  
AMYGDALA  
AMYOTONIA  
ANA  
ANABAENA  
ANACOLUTHA  
ANACONDA  
ANAEMIA  
ANAESTHESIA  
ANALECTA  
ANALEMMA  
ANALEMMATA  
ANALGESIA  
ANALGIA  
ANAPHORA  
ANAPLASIA  
ANASARCA  
ANATHEMA  
ANATHEMATA  
ANCHOVETA  
ANCHOVETTA  
ANCHUSA  
ANCILLA  
ANDROECIA  
ANDROMEDA  
ANECDOTA  
ANEMIA  
ANERGIA  
ANESTHESIA  
ANGA  
ANGARIA  
ANGELICA  
ANGINA  
ANGIOMA  
ANGIOMATA  
ANGORA  
ANHEDONIA  
ANHINGA  
ANIMA  
ANIMALCULA  
ANISEIKONIA  
ANISOMETROPIA  
ANNA  
ANOA  
ANOOPSIA  
ANOPIA  
ANOPSIA  
ANOREXIA  
ANOSMIA  
ANOXEMIA  
ANOXIA  
ANSA  
ANTA  
ANTEFIXA  
ANTENNA  
ANTEPENDIA  
ANTEPENULTIMA  
ANTHELIA  
ANTHEMIA  
ANTHERIDIA  
ANTHODIA  
ANTIANEMIA  
ANTIASTHMA  
ANTIDORA  
ANTIGUERRILLA  
ANTIMALARIA  
ANTIMARIJUANA  
ANTINAUSEA  
ANTISERA  
ANTONOMASIA  
ANTRA  
ANURIA  
AORTA  
APHAGIA  
APHASIA  
APHELIA  
APHONIA  
APHTHA  
APIMANIA  
APLASIA  
APNEA  
APNOEA  
APOCRYPHA  
APOLOGIA  
APOTHECIA  
APPOGGIATURA  
APPRESSORIA  
APRAXIA  
APTERIA  
AQUA  
AQUARIA  
AQUILEGIA  
ARABICA  
ARAPAIMA  
ARAROBA  
ARAUCARIA  
ARBORETA  
ARCADIA  
ARCANA  
ARCHAEBACTERIA  
ARCHEGONIA  
ARCHESPORIA  
AREA  
ARECA  
ARENA  
AREOLA  
ARETHUSA  
ARGALA  
ARGUMENTA  
ARIA  
ARIETTA  
ARISTA  
ARMADA  
ARMAMENTARIA  
ARMILLA  
ARMONICA  
ARNICA  
AROMA  
ARRHYTHMIA  
ARROBA  
ARTEMISIA  
ARTHRALGIA  
ARUGOLA  
ARUGULA  
ARYTHMIA  
ASAFETIDA  
ASAFOETIDA  
ASANA  
ASCIDIA  
ASCOGONIA  
ASEA  
ASPERGILLA  
ASPHYXIA  
ASPIDISTRA  
ASPIRATA  
ASRAMA  
ASTASIA  
ASTERIA  
ASTHENIA  
ASTHMA  
ASTIGMIA  
ASTROCYTOMA  
ASTROCYTOMATA  
ASYLA  
ASYNDETA  
ATALAYA  
ATARAXIA  
ATAXIA  
ATEMOYA  
ATHEROMA  
ATHEROMATA  
ATMA  
ATRESIA  
ATRIA  
ATROPHIA  
AUBRETIA  
AUBRIETA  
AUCUBA  
AUDITORIA  
AURA  
AUREOLA  
AURICULA  
AURORA  
AUTOMATA  
AUTOSTRADA  
AVA  
AVIFAUNA  
AWA  
AXILLA  
AYAHUASCA  
AYURVEDA  
AZALEA  
AZOOSPERMIA  
AZOTEMIA  
AZOTURIA  
BA  
BAA  
BABA  
BABESIA  
BABIRUSA  
BABKA  
BABUSHKA  
BACCA  
BACCARA  
BACCHANALIA  
BACTEREMIA  
BACTERIA  
BACTERIURIA  
BACULA  
BAIDARKA  
BAIZA  
BAKLAVA  
BAKLAWA  
BALACLAVA  
BALALAIKA  
BALATA  
BALBOA  
BALLERINA  
BALLETOMANIA  
BALLISTA  
BALSA  
BANANA  
BANDANA  
BANDANNA  
BANDERILLA  
BANDORA  
BANKSIA  
BAPTISIA  
BARATHEA  
BARILLA  
BARRACOUTA  
BARRACUDA  
BARRAMUNDA  
BARRANCA  
BARYTA  
BASIDIA  
BASILICA  
BASOPHILIA  
BATTALIA  
BAUHINIA  
BAZOOKA  
BEDSONIA  
BEFLEA  
BEGONIA  
BEGORRA  
BELGA  
BELLADONNA  
BELUGA  
BEMA  
BEMATA  
BERETTA  
BERRETTA  
BERTHA  
BETA  
BETHESDA  
BETTA  
BHAKTA  
BIBLIOMANIA  
BIBLIOTHECA  
BIDARKA  
BIENNIA  
BIGNONIA  
BILBOA  
BILHARZIA  
BIMA  
BIOTA  
BIRETTA  
BIRRETTA  
BISNAGA  
BIZNAGA  
BLASTEMA  
BLASTEMATA  
BLASTOMA  
BLASTOMATA  
BLASTULA  
BOA  
BOCCIA  
BODDHISATTVA  
BODEGA  
BODHISATTVA  
BOFFOLA  
BOHEA  
BOHEMIA  
BOLA  
BOLIVIA  
BOLOGNA  
BOLTONIA  
BONANZA  
BONITA  
BORA  
BOTA  
BOTANICA  
BOTHRIA  
BOUGAINVILLAEA  
BOUGAINVILLEA  
BOUSOUKIA  
BOUZOUKIA  
BOYLA  
BRA  
BRACHIA  
BRACIOLA  
BRADYCARDIA  
BRAHMA  
BRANCHIA  
BRASSICA  
BRAVA  
BRAVURA  
BRAZA  
BRECCIA  
BREGMA  
BREGMATA  
BRITSKA  
BRITZKA  
BRITZSKA  
BRONCHIA  
BROUHAHA  
BRUCELLA  
BUBINGA  
BUCKRA  
BUDDLEIA  
BUGSHA  
BULIMIA  
BULLA  
BUNYA  
BUQSHA  
BURA  
BURSA  
BURSERA  
BUSHWA  
BUZUKIA  
BWANA  
CABALA  
CABALETTA  
CABANA  
CABBALA  
CABOMBA  
CABRESTA  
CABRETTA  
CABRILLA  
CACA  
CACHEXIA  
CACHUCHA  
CADENZA  
CAECA  
CAEOMA  
CAESURA  
CAFETERIA  
CALCANEA  
CALCARIA  
CALCTUFA  
CALDARIA  
CALDERA  
CALENDULA  
CALESA  
CALISAYA  
CALLA  
CALVARIA  
CALYPTRA  
CAMARILLA  
CAMBIA  
CAMBOGIA  
CAMELIA  
CAMELLIA  
CAMERA  
CAMISA  
CAMISIA  
CAMORRA  
CAMORRISTA  
CAMPAGNA  
CAMPANULA  
CANASTA  
CANCHA  
CANDELA  
CANDELABRA  
CANDIDA  
CANELLA  
CANNA  
CANNULA  
CANOLA  
CANTALA  
CANTATA  
CANTILENA  
CANTINA  
CANULA  
CANZONA  
CAPITA  
CAPITULA  
CAPONATA  
CAPYBARA  
CARACARA  
CARAGANA  
CARAMBA  
CARAMBOLA  
CARBONARA  
CARBORA  
CARCINOMA  
CARCINOMATA  
CARCINOSARCOMA  
CARDIA  
CARINA  
CARIOCA  
CARNAUBA  
CARNIVORA  
CARPALIA  
CARPOGONIA  
CASA  
CASABA  
CASAVA  
CASCARA  
CASCARILLA  
CASITA  
CASSABA  
CASSATA  
CASSAVA  
CASSIA  
CASUARINA  
CATALPA  
CATAMENIA  
CATAPHORA  
CATATONIA  
CATAWBA  
CATENA  
CATHEDRA  
CATTLEYA  
CAUSALGIA  
CAVALLA  
CAVATINA  
CECA  
CEDILLA  
CEDULA  
CEIBA  
CELESTA  
CELLA  
CELOMATA  
CELOSIA  
CEMENTA  
CENTAUREA  
CENTRA  
CERCARIA  
CEREBELLA  
CEREBRA  
CERIA  
CESTA  
CESURA  
CHACMA  
CHAETA  
CHAKRA  
CHALAZA  
CHALAZIA  
CHALLA  
CHAQUETA  
CHARISMA  
CHARISMATA  
CHARKA  
CHARKHA  
CHATCHKA  
CHAULMOOGRA  
CHAUTAUQUA  
CHELA  
CHELICERA  
CHERIMOYA  
CHIA  
CHIASMA  
CHIASMATA  
CHICKPEA  
CHIMAERA  
CHIMERA  
CHIMICHANGA  
CHIMLA  
CHINA  
CHINCHILLA  
CHIONODOXA  
CHIRIMOYA  
CHLAMYDIA  
CHLOASMA  
CHLOASMATA  
CHLORELLA  
CHLORENCHYMA  
CHLORENCHYMATA  
CHOANA  
CHOLERA  
CHOLLA  
CHONDROCRANIA  
CHOREA  
CHORIOCARCINOMA  
CHRISMA  
CHRISTIANIA  
CHROMA  
CHROMONEMA  
CHROMONEMATA  
CHUCKAWALLA  
CHUCKWALLA  
CHUFA  
CHUKKA  
CHUTZPA  
CIBORIA  
CICADA  
CICALA  
CIGUATERA  
CILIA  
CINCHONA  
CINEMA  
CINERARIA  
CINGULA  
CIRCA  
CISTERNA  
CITHARA  
CITOLA  
CITRONELLA  
CLADOPHYLLA  
CLARKIA  
CLAUSTRA  
CLAUSTROPHOBIA  
CLEPSYDRA  
CLINTONIA  
CLITELLA  
CLIVIA  
CLOACA  
CLOSTRIDIA  
COAGULA  
COALA  
COBIA  
COBRA  
COCA  
COCCIDIA  
COCHLEA  
COCINERA  
COCOA  
COCOBOLA  
CODA  
CODEIA  
CODEINA  
COELENTERA  
COELOMATA  
COGNOMINA  
COLA  
COLEOPTERA  
COLEORHIZA  
COLLECTANEA  
COLLEGIA  
COLLENCHYMA  
COLLENCHYMATA  
COLLOQUIA  
COLLUVIA  
COLLYRIA  
COLOBOMA  
COLOBOMATA  
COLORATURA  
COLUMBARIA  
COLUMELLA  
COLZA  
COMA  
COMATULA  
COMITIA  
COMMA  
COMMATA  
COMPENDIA  
COMPUTERPHOBIA  
CONCERTINA  
CONCHA  
CONDYLOMA  
CONDYLOMATA  
CONFERVA  
CONGA  
CONIDIA  
CONJUNCTIVA  
CONSORTIA  
CONTAGIA  
CONTINUA  
CONTRA  
COPAIBA  
COPPRA  
COPRA  
COPREMIA  
COPROPHILIA  
COPULA  
COQUINA  
CORBICULA  
CORBINA  
CORDILLERA  
CO

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/8 "1999-09-28T10:00:00Z")

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No doubt about it, he lives up to his username whenever he can.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/9 "1999-09-28T13:21:00Z")

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… proving again that just because something CAN be done, doesn’t mean it SHOULD be done.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/10 "1999-09-28T13:45:00Z")

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Hey… All I did was my bit towards ignorance elimination. Unappreciative fuckers…

🙂

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**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/11 "1999-09-28T13:56:00Z")

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I thought it was funny as hell Satan…

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/12 "1999-09-28T14:43:00Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> According to the most recent Scrabble dictionary, there are 2880 words (between 2-15 letters long) that end in -A.

That’s the reason why I put my OSPD down, Satan! Yoinks!

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/13 "1999-09-28T15:39:00Z")

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Please tell us you didnt have to type those all out yourself!

It was pretty funny!

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**Author:** ![John\_W.Kennedy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_w.kennedy/32/1031_2.png) [@John\_W.Kennedy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_W.Kennedy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/14 "1999-09-28T15:46:00Z")

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For what it’s worth, though, virtually all those words are not of Anglo-Saxon origin. In fact, I didn’t, in a quick scan, see a single one that was neither foreign nor of the “pea/flea” variety, apart from “a”, “ma”, and “pa” and relations.

Old English had lots of words ending in -a, though.

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John W. Kennedy  
“Compact is becoming contract; man only earns and pays.”  
– Charles Williams

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/15 "1999-09-28T16:59:00Z")

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Satan,  
Good one… 🙂

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Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.  
Emo Philips (stolen from matt’s webpage)

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/16 "1999-09-28T18:54:00Z")

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OK, Satan, here’s one for you:  
How many verses in the bible (KJV) contain the word “the”?

I once saw a “complete bible concordance” that listed them.

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Jacques Kilchoer  
Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/17 "1999-09-28T20:41:00Z")

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Satan, one of the words has a typo.

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**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/18 "1999-09-28T22:05:00Z")

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All I can say is “I’ll be dipped in shit.” 🙂

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/19 "1999-09-29T00:29:00Z")

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Satan has _ **WAY, WAY, WAY** _ too much time on his hands.

Anyone disagree? …  
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… No one?

Didn’t think so.

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“I had a feeling that in Hell there would be mushrooms.” -The Secret of Monkey Island

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ending-in-a/3698/20 "1999-09-29T02:31:00Z")

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To all those people pickin’ on Satan. Come on guys, don’t you have a scroll key on your computer. I have it on my cheap old WebTV. 🙂

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