# Endow a Chair at C.A.U.!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 21, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226 "2012-01-21T16:59:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226/1 "2012-01-21T16:59:49Z")

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Now you too can designate an endowed chair on the faculty of Cecil Adams University! Join this effort to bring America the scholarship it craves.

Designate the subject matter of your chair and the patron after whom it will be named. Presently these chairs are in place:

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[li]Slug Signorino Chair of Figure Drawing[/li][li]Jack T. Chick Chair of Catholic Theology[/li][li]Marcus and Michele Bachman Chair of Gay Studies[/li][li]Duane Gish Chair of Evolutionary Biology[/li][li]Rupert Murdoch Chair of Journalistic Ethics[/li][/ul]

Add your own!!

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**Author:** ![ctnguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@ctnguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ctnguy)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226/2 "2012-01-21T19:06:35Z")

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Orly Taitz Chair of Constitutional Law

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226/3 "2012-01-21T19:09:11Z")

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Michael Jackson Chair of Child Development

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226/4 "2012-01-21T20:20:53Z")

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Keith Richards Chair of Recreational Pharmacology

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226/5 "2012-01-21T20:33:46Z")

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Willie Nelson Chair of Tax Policy

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**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226/6 "2012-01-21T20:42:56Z")

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Jack Dean Tyler Chair of Sexuality

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226/7 "2012-01-22T00:08:42Z")

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The Francesco Schettino Chair of Marine Operations

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226/8 "2012-01-22T00:48:02Z")

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The John Holmes chair of endowment.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226/9 "2012-01-22T22:37:32Z")

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The Jenny McCarthy Professor of Public Health.

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/endow-a-chair-at-c-a-u/610226/10 "2012-01-23T17:49:37Z")

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The Sarah Palin Chair of Public Policy and Political Science