# Energy Enhancement System, scalar waves - is this legit? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [August 27, 2024, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310 "2024-08-27T13:04:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/21 "2024-08-27T14:19:14Z")
They’re 1920s-style Death Rays ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/22 "2024-08-27T14:21:09Z")
> [@JackieLikesVariety](#): > > and assist in balancing right and left hemispheres TBH, I could do with this. Sometimes I’m so darned left-brained it’s all I can do to walk in a straight line. ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/23 "2024-08-27T14:27:52Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > _Quoting the tesseract manufacturer:_ > > **Black box technology …** In some quarters, “_black box technology_” can elicit cheap laughs. Along the lines of that famous “_and then a miracle happens_” equation in that cartoon. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/24 "2024-08-27T14:29:56Z")
[youtube video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB64gD3uD8w) found a youtube video where the claim is the scalar waves and bio-photons you are exposed to can’t be measured because they are fifth dementional. OK, guess I’m done trying to understand it. it’s just BS. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/25 "2024-08-27T14:31:58Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Sometimes I’m so darned left-brained it’s all I can do to walk in a straight line. I’m guessing you are kidding but I do think our entire society is very, very biased towards left brain thinking, to our detriment. but that’s another thread. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/26 "2024-08-27T14:37:21Z")
“Even [1920’s style ‘Death Rays’](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-scalar-weapons-for-real/192879/3)?” “_Especially_ 1920’s style ‘Death Rays’” ---
**Author:** ![zimaane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a3d4f5/32.png) [@zimaane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zimaane)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/27 "2024-08-27T14:38:33Z")
This is so ridiculous I would have thought it was some kind of parody. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/28 "2024-08-27T14:44:08Z")
> [@JackieLikesVariety](#): > > OK, guess I’m done trying to understand it. it’s just BS. Precisely. While I sympathize with the desire to understand how things are supposed to work, this particular outfit is literally a scam operation. You are not meant to understand. You are meant to see a bunch of words that do not make sense to you and conclude from the technical sounding phrases that the people running the store are really smart and must know what they are doing. I.e. “something with that many $5 words can’t be fake, there must be something behind it”. They make their money from people who think that way. Everybody else? Too much trouble for too little gain. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/29 "2024-08-27T14:45:38Z")
**Shakes fists at _Mangetout_** ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/30 "2024-08-27T14:54:44Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The chances of you being able to abase a woo-follower of their woo-beliefs no matter what information you have is vanishingly close to zero. Certainly you won’t if you insist on using the word “woo”. “I used to believe in XYZ but then someone called me a woo and that changed my mind” said no one ever. ---
**Author:** ![Schnitte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/schnitte/32/9033_2.png) [@Schnitte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schnitte)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/31 "2024-08-27T15:00:47Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > Pretty much anything being advertised with the word “scalar” is a scam. Well, in a previous job of mine, a “risk management and governance scalar” was a thing; it was an extra add-on on a bank’s regulatory capital requirements. But we didn’t exactly advertise this scalar. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/32 "2024-08-27T15:07:08Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Would it count as trolling if I start selling an “Orgone Cleansing System” that removes harmful Orgone from the environment? - Or tell them it drains their lucre. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/33 "2024-08-27T15:10:13Z")
> [@JackieLikesVariety](#): > > but what I want to ask is WHAT is actually happening? physically? not in a person’s body but in the room with this system? Based on this part, quoted above: > [@running\_coach](#): > > > EEQube is a miniaturized 4 unit system, aligned for precise phase conjugation inside the cube creating coherence and nullification of detrimental field effects, with the monitors facing out for generation of the quantum photonic fields. The longitudinal scalar field effect is broadcast from this true standing columnar wave. The technology itself is more than scalar in that it also has the bio photonic (light), DNA patterns, and cellular communication algorithms that are broadcast via the monitors. …and on having examined some patents with similarly weird claims, I’m guessing that what physically happens is that they shine some light on you. It probably sweeps through a series of different colors and/or patterns. The box would just be the light generators controlled by some basic circuitry or a computer. They’ll claim the patterns of light are “tuned to do some bullshit”, but of course, it’ll just be some semi-random display. They might be able to program it to a particular pattern, and will claim that it’s been tailored to your unique DNA and chakras, or something. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/34 "2024-08-27T15:39:56Z")
> [@zimaane](#): > > This is so ridiculous I would have thought it was some kind of parody. A bit like the turbo-encabulator: > **[Turbo encabulator](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_encabulator)** > > The turbo encabulator is a fictional electromechanical machine with a satirical technobabble description that became a famous in-joke among engineers after it was published by the British Institution of Electrical Engineers in their Students' Quarterly Journal in 1944. Technical documentation has been written for the non-existent machine, and there are a number of parody marketing videos. > ...The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated aluminite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic c... ---
**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/35 "2024-08-27T15:53:16Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > includes shipping within the United States, slightly extra outside of the USA and Hawaii. Seriously? For something this grand, at $15k, they couldn’t include free shipping? That’s the real red flag here. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/36 "2024-08-27T16:05:17Z")
You can’t describe what is supposedly happening because the wordmash make no sense, and you can’t measure what is happening because what is supposedly happening can’t be measured by your machines, and the scammer can’t give you any details because it is a secret. How would _you_ tell someone that the only thing actually happening is the transfer of funds from the victim to the scammer? > [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > “I used to believe in XYZ but then someone called me a woo and that changed my mind” said no one ever. Once again, you misuse the term “woo”. The victim isn’t “woo”-The fakery itself is “woo”. _Nobody_ is calling the victims “woo”. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/37 "2024-08-27T16:11:52Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > They’ll claim the patterns of light are “tuned to do some bullshit” I think it would be excellent if that’s what they actually said to ~~suckers~~ customers. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/38 "2024-08-27T16:16:08Z")
> When we looked at water, after it had been charged in the EESystem room, it fundamental nature had changed. It’s permeability index increased and the surface tension decreased. I have heard that scammers do little things to head off really smart people. This text was attributed to a computer scientist/physicist: note the grammatical errors. But, the “permeability index of water”? They couch the bullshit in just the right language that rubes will be impressed but people with a brain will walk away, leaving them to work the rubes with minimal interference. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/39 "2024-08-27T16:17:49Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > I think it would be excellent if that’s what they actually said to ~~suckers~~ customers. I feel like that’s how scammers would work in the _Idiocracy_ universe. “So, like, this light-thingy is tuned to do some bullshit, 'cause a scrote like you isn’t Brainiac enough to know it’s just lights, but you can use it while watching “Ow! My Balls!”, and it’ll work just as well at making you give me money. I like money.” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/40 "2024-08-27T16:33:32Z")
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