# Energy Enhancement System, scalar waves - is this legit?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 27, 2024, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310 "2024-08-27T13:04:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/61 "2024-08-28T14:50:03Z")

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Okay, show me any time it happened.

Remember, what you are looking for is someone who says “I used to believe in astrology/ homeopathy/ ESP/ dowsing/ spoon bending, but then somebody said “woo” and that convinced me I was wrong.”

I’ve seen people try it a hundred times. I’ve never seen it work.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/62 "2024-08-28T14:51:42Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> Those with actual knowledge, the ones who can explain why it is wrong, never use the word.

> **[Friday Woo Archives](https://www.respectfulinsolence.com/category/friday_woo/)**

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/63 "2024-08-28T14:54:25Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> Remember, what you are looking for is someone who says “I used to believe in astrology/ homeopathy/ ESP/ dowsing/ spoon bending, but then somebody said “woo” and that convinced me I was wrong.”

“Woo” isn’t a term you use to convince someone they were wrong, it is a term for mocking those ideas behind their backs. Mostly, woo-believers are beyond rescue and are objects of ridicule.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/64 "2024-08-28T14:55:52Z")

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That’s not a True Scotsman!

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/65 "2024-08-28T15:11:21Z")

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That’s his wife, Morgan Fairchild.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/66 "2024-08-28T15:36:15Z")

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All the advertising and descriptions read like Chat Gtp was handed 500 tech buzzwords and a chicken salad sandwich. The best outcome you’ll get is the — placebo effect. Oh, and you’ll lose weight from your wallet.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/67 "2024-08-28T23:37:33Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> “Woo” isn’t a term you use to convince someone they were wrong, it is a term for mocking those ideas behind their backs. Mostly, woo-believers are beyond rescue and are objects of ridicule.

That’s a very wrong approach. This is the Straight Dope, where we fight ignorance. People who believe in this are the victims of a fraud. We should try to get them better informed. It is counter productive to sneer at them, or to treat them as the enemy, or boast about how superior you are. .

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/68 "2024-08-28T23:40:30Z")

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First, you should understand what the term is, and means.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/69 "2024-08-28T23:43:44Z")

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Basically it means “I don’t know enough to actually challenge your claims, so I’ll use childish insults instead.”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/70 "2024-08-28T23:50:37Z")

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Not in this forum, it doesn’t.  
From RationalWiki: **Woo** , also called **woo-woo** , is a pejorative term for [pseudoscientific](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pseudoscience) explanations that share certain common characteristics, often being [too good to be true](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Bullshit) (aside from being unscientific). The term is common among skeptical writers. Woo is understood specifically as [dressing itself in the trappings of science (but not the substance)](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pseudoscience) while involving unscientific concepts, such as [anecdotal evidence](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Anecdotal_evidence) and [sciencey-sounding words](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Technobabble).

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/71 "2024-08-28T23:52:37Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> People who believe in this are the victims of a fraud. We should try to get them better informed.

“They” aren’t posting here.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/72 "2024-08-28T23:59:10Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> From RationalWiki

Oh, well, if **they** say so … 🙄

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/73 "2024-08-29T00:24:51Z")

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The “specs” for the “Tesseract”:

Dimensions:  
20” (51cm) tall and 25.5” (65 cm) across on each side  
80 LBS (36 Kilos)

Electrical:  
Standard 3 prong grounded Edison plug for US clients. (international plugs available)  
120 volts (automatic switching power supply up to 240V for international clients)  
1.7 amps  
110 watts  
.07 kwh

0 DB sound (entirely fan less for a completely silent operation)

Optimal environment/room temperature should be below 85F – 30C.

Uh huh.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/74 "2024-08-29T00:36:46Z")

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Is there a better definition? @Czarcasm 's cite pretty much matches what I associate with the term.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/75 "2024-08-29T00:41:14Z")

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He thinks “woo” means “[vagina](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-this-hate-speech/543714)”.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/76 "2024-08-29T01:03:22Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Dimensions:  
> 20” (51cm) tall and 25.5” (65 cm) across on each side  
> 80 LBS (36 Kilos) -

I’d sure like to know how they measured a 4-d cube. Especially when the dimensions are not a cube.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/77 "2024-08-29T01:11:00Z")

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I think the tesseract is _in_ the totally sealed cube.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/78 "2024-08-29T01:41:27Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I’d sure like to know how they measured a 4-d cube.

They measure its 3D cross-section. Like measuring one face of a 3D cube as a square.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/79 "2024-08-29T01:43:04Z")

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Far-From-Home Depot does it all the time.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/energy-enhancement-system-scalar-waves-is-this-legit/1006310/80 "2024-08-29T01:51:17Z")

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And to directly answer the OP, it couldn’t be any more fake if it were labeled _Serpens Oleum Machine_ and sold by James (have I got a landmine detector for _you!)_ McCormick.

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