# English Rugby can suck my Cock

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 9, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/english-rugby-can-suck-my-cock/233294 "2004-03-09T13:51:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Belrick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@Belrick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrick)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/english-rugby-can-suck-my-cock/233294/41 "2004-03-10T23:52:25Z")

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After watching every world cup since "87 i knew immediatly that England was the most undeserving champion in the history of the game.

Problem all other teams at that time sucked too, so you could say england sucked less than the majority?

There dominance is now a thing of the past, now england must go through a long period of rebuilding while getting whiped left right and center.

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**Author:** ![kiwiboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/35a633/32.png) [@kiwiboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiwiboy)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/english-rugby-can-suck-my-cock/233294/42 "2004-03-11T04:33:15Z")

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Nothing really to add, but I’d just like to point out that **Malacandra’s** brief history of Rugby since the seventies kicks ass.

And that it was good to see England go down…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/english-rugby-can-suck-my-cock/233294/43 "2004-03-11T09:04:35Z")

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> [@Belrick](#):
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> After watching every world cup since "87 i knew immediatly that England was the most undeserving champion in the history of the game.
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> Problem all other teams at that time sucked too, so you could say england sucked less than the majority?
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> **There dominance is now a thing of the past, now england must go through a long period of rebuilding while getting whiped left right and center.**

Says the guy whose team has choked in every WC since the first one. Talking about dominance being a thing of the past… _you_, my friend, can go and sit next to **Achilles**.

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**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/english-rugby-can-suck-my-cock/233294/44 "2004-03-11T09:31:06Z")

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England badly needed a groundhog in the back row. Three tall lads couldn’t cut it at the breakdown. Keith Gleeson, our pale imitation of Neil Back, had a field day.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/english-rugby-can-suck-my-cock/233294/45 "2004-03-11T10:40:58Z")

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> [@kiwiboy](#):
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> Nothing really to add, but I’d just like to point out that **Malacandra’s** brief history of Rugby since the seventies kicks ass.

Why, thank you. And of course in the great Welsh golden age of the Seventies, when they had Gareth Edwards, Barry John (or Phil Bennett), JPR Williams and the Pontypool Front Row, they had the odd run-in with the All Blacks, and those games kicked _major_ ass.

> [@kiwiboy](#):
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> And that it was good to see England go down…

Shush, you! 🙂

> [@jjimm](#):
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> > [@irishgirl](#):
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> > I’m glad we won. The Brits took it with grace, and were gentlemanly in defeat.
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> The who?

Talking of inappropriate designations, I remember a few years back a game in which Ireland had a penalty near the right-hand touchline, and instead of the usual place-kicker (can’t remember who), it was delegated to that very fine footballer Conor O’Shea. The commentator helpfully explained that this was because “O’Shea is a left-footer”. _Not_ the kind of remark you normally bandy around in Irish circles, I thought at the time 😃

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/58f4c7/32.png) [@Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Barber_s_Underwear)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/english-rugby-can-suck-my-cock/233294/46 "2004-03-11T11:24:18Z")

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6 Nations - pah! Have you seen how good the Australian teams (well ACT and NSW) are doing in the Super 12s? I personally cannot wait until June, when the Wallabies show England who really are the best team in the world.  
Stephen Larkham is going to give Sir Jonny of Humbleshire a rugby lesson, and I predict that the hiding will be similar to the last time England played Australia in Brisbane.

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/english-rugby-can-suck-my-cock/233294/47 "2004-03-11T11:58:13Z")

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Sorry, force of habit.  
The ENGLISH took it very well.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/english-rugby-can-suck-my-cock/233294/48 "2004-03-11T12:02:49Z")

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> [@irishgirl](#):
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> Sorry, force of habit.  
> The ENGLISH took it very well.

's not just you: a Dublin cabbie once told me that “Scotland are playing the Brits today”.

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**Author:** ![fortytwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f9ae1b/32.png) [@fortytwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fortytwo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/english-rugby-can-suck-my-cock/233294/49 "2004-03-11T15:24:36Z")

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> [@Tony Barber's Underwear](#):
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> Stephen Larkham is going to give Sir Jonny of Humbleshire a rugby lesson, and I predict that the hiding will be similar to the last time England played Australia in Brisbane.

You still don’t get it do you? Just going on and on about what you will do to the English next time doesn’t mean zip.  
You have to do it on the pitch too.

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