# enjoy anal sex?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/14309>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 3, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/14309 "2000-03-03T19:02:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/14309/41 "2000-03-04T00:02:00Z")

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Hey Chef - you need this site:  
[http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/](http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/)

this is the Elmer Fudd choice…  
ya’ww enjoy anaw sex? i’ve nevew had it. Newve endings awe in ouw butt so we enjoy going to the bathwoom, but we can put those newve endings to anothew use. Just wike when we kiss, we use newve endings that wewe put thewe so we wouwd enjoy eating.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/14309/42 "2000-03-04T00:22:00Z")

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> Anal sex is wonderful, but I doubt Michael will ever find out about it or any other kind of sex except from cheap video rentals.

Hey, those rentals aren’t that cheap…

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/14309/43 "2000-03-04T00:49:00Z")

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I don’t get it:  
‘ya’ll enjoy anal sex? i’ve never had it.’

Does that mean he wants a guy to do it to him?

Most of the time when he asks something I can’t figure out what he is talking about.

Grammar impaired?

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/14309/44 "2000-03-04T01:49:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Drain Bead:  
> \*\* Hey, those rentals aren’t that cheap…\*\*

I think they meant “rentals of cheap videos.”

Hey Masterson, did your parents have any children that lived?

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Live a Lush Life  
Da Chef

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/14309/45 "2000-03-04T13:52:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Democritus:  
> **You’re such a fucking moron, do you realize this?**

Dem, you ROCK! Dude, you’re finally getting into BBQ pit mode.

Hey Mikey Masterson, I got something i’d like to stick up your ass!

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I myself am an incorrigible conlang slut. I love oral lex.

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/14309/46 "2000-03-04T16:52:00Z")

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Please don’t feed the troll.

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