# enjoy anal sex?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [March 3, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644 "2000-03-03T19:02:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Masterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Masterson)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/1 "2000-03-04T06:35:00Z")
ya’ll enjoy anal sex? i’ve never had it.
Nerve endings are in our butt so we enjoy going to the bathroom, but we can put those nerve endings to another use. Just like when we kiss, we use nerve endings that were put there so we would enjoy eating.
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/2 "2000-03-04T06:41:00Z")
You’re such a fucking moron, do you realize this?
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### Author:  [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/3 "2000-03-04T06:43:00Z")
Demo,
I’m not exaggerating when I say that I spit coffee out when I read that. So simple, yet so true. Thanks for the smile!
Zette
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“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html)
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
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### Author:  [@H8\_2\_W8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H8_2_W8)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/4 "2000-03-04T06:43:00Z")
Aren’t you the guy with the big dick that pissed off some many people? I wonder if someone will tell you to bend it back and try it on yourself?
Kidding asides, are you talking about M to F anal or M to M? The one time we did it, my wife didn’t really like it as much as I did. I was slow and careful, but she’s small and I’m not and she said it ended up hurting too much in the end (ha, ha.).
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### Author:  [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/5 "2000-03-04T06:46:00Z")
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> Nerve endings are in our butt
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> Just like when we kiss, we use nerve endings that were put there
Why don’t you introduce the nerve endings in your lips to the nerve endings in my butt.
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### Author:  [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/6 "2000-03-03T19:02:00Z")
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> Why don’t you introduce the nerve endings in your lips to the nerve endings in my butt.
God, is that a priceless potential sig or what??
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“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html)
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
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### Author:  [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/7 "2000-03-03T19:09:00Z")
Not a bad idea, Zette…I just might do that.
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/8 "2000-03-03T19:13:00Z")
Zette, my pleasure. The truth always provides the best humor. 😉
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### Author:  [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/9 "2000-03-03T19:29:00Z")
Michael,
I usually like guys named Michael, I’ve even married two of them.
You however are a diffrent story.
Do you have any idea what the word lurk means ?
Do you have even one fully developed brain cell ?
Do your parents know what you are doing with thier computer ?
Now if you really want to know about anal sex, why don’t you try this ?
Take your pants off, make a sign that says ’ Free Anal Sex Here and hang it on your back. Go to a busy street corner, bend over and grab your ankles. Now stay in that posistion.
Ayesha
Trying for Zette’s Most Empathetic title next year.
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" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Winner SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/10 "2000-03-03T19:45:00Z")
ROFLMAO … Ayesha I just spit coffee all over my keyboard and everyone is now glancing my way wondering wtf??? You get my vote!
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/11 "2000-03-03T19:48:00Z")
Hey Michael…
Maybe [this chick](http://members.xoom.com/XhtrleeX/indexx/Page_1x.html) would have anal sex with you!
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### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/12 "2000-03-03T19:59:00Z")
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> Originally posted by Drain Bead:
> \*\*Hey Michael…
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> Maybe [this chick](http://members.xoom.com/XhtrleeX/indexx/Page_1x.html) would have anal sex with you!\*\*
_howling_
DB, you da man! (I mean except for the part about being a man…)
**Zette & mouthbreather:**
I agree about the sig line…it reminds me of something Ryan Stiles (Lewis) said on the Drew Carey Show:
“…so you see, when you kiss somebody you’re pressing your lips against the sweet end of 63 feet of intestines.”
I was wondering when someone would play matchmaker for those two.
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Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
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### Author:  [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/13 "2000-03-03T20:01:00Z")
ROFLMAO… I LOVE it, Aeysha! You definitely get my vote. :o
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.
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### Author:  [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/14 "2000-03-03T20:02:00Z")
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> Originally posted by Ayesha:
> \*\*Take your pants off, make a sign that says ’ Free Anal Sex Here and hang it on your back. Go to a busy street corner, bend over and grab your ankles. Now stay in that posistion.
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> Ayesha
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> Trying for Zette’s Most Empathetic title next year.
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> \*\*
## Ayesha, I’d say you’re WELL on your way! You understood, sympathized, and offered a viable solution. Nice job! Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html)
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
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### Author:  [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/15 "2000-03-03T20:07:00Z")
My bad. Wrong smilie. Sorry. Meant to be 😃😃😛😛
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.
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### Author:  [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/16 "2000-03-03T20:55:00Z")
Nice thought, Ayesha, but wouldn’t that violate city buttification ordinances? 😃
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VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
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### Author:  [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/17 "2000-03-03T20:57:00Z")
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> Originally posted by Michael Masterson:
> \*\*ya’ll enjoy anal sex? i’ve never had it.
> \*\*
Excellent! Go fuck yourself; as you apparently can’t get a date, maybe you can have some satisfaction this way.
However, I doubt it.
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VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
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### Author:  [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/18 "2000-03-03T20:59:00Z")
Well put, Mean Joe. I couldn’t have said it better than that.
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### Author:  [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/19 "2000-03-03T21:08:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Michael Masterson:
> **ya’ll enjoy anal sex? i’ve never had it.
> Nerve endings are in our butt so we enjoy going to the bathroom, but we can put those nerve endings to another use. Just like when we kiss, we use nerve endings that were put there so we would enjoy eating.**
So you’re saying that the nerve endings in our mouth that allow us to enjoy eating were not meant for us to enjoy kissing? That’s like saying we’re not supposed to use our tongues when we kiss, since they were OBVIOUSLY designed ONLY to allow us to enjoy the taste of our food and to allow us to swallow said food.
Going by that logic, I guess oral sex is out of the question as well.
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When all else fails, ask Cecil.
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### Author:  [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/20 "2000-03-03T21:15:00Z")
Dem and Aye, you guys are the best!
Micheal…what can I say to you but get a life…elsewhere preferably.
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Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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