# enjoy anal sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 3, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644 "2000-03-03T19:02:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/41 "2000-03-04T00:02:00Z")
Hey Chef - you need this site: [http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/](http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/) this is the Elmer Fudd choice… ya’ww enjoy anaw sex? i’ve nevew had it. Newve endings awe in ouw butt so we enjoy going to the bathwoom, but we can put those newve endings to anothew use. Just wike when we kiss, we use newve endings that wewe put thewe so we wouwd enjoy eating. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/42 "2000-03-04T00:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Anal sex is wonderful, but I doubt Michael will ever find out about it or any other kind of sex except from cheap video rentals. Hey, those rentals aren’t that cheap… ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/43 "2000-03-04T00:49:00Z")
I don’t get it: ‘ya’ll enjoy anal sex? i’ve never had it.’ Does that mean he wants a guy to do it to him? Most of the time when he asks something I can’t figure out what he is talking about. Grammar impaired? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/44 "2000-03-04T01:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Drain Bead: > \*\* Hey, those rentals aren’t that cheap…\*\* I think they meant “rentals of cheap videos.” Hey Masterson, did your parents have any children that lived? * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/45 "2000-03-04T13:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Democritus: > **You’re such a fucking moron, do you realize this?** Dem, you ROCK! Dude, you’re finally getting into BBQ pit mode. Hey Mikey Masterson, I got something i’d like to stick up your ass! * * * I myself am an incorrigible conlang slut. I love oral lex. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/46 "2000-03-04T16:52:00Z")
Please don’t feed the troll. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/47 "2000-03-05T01:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Sassy: > **this is the Elmer Fudd choice…** Sassy: I think the **moron** choice is far more appropriate for mikey masterson: ya’ll endgoy anal sex, duh…uh…? i’be nebeh had it. Nehbe endiggs are in our butt so webuh endgoy goigg t’ de badroom, but webuh can put dose nehbe endiggs t’ anodeh use. Dgust like when webuh kiss, duuhhhh, webuh use nehbe endiggs dat webuhre put dehe so webuh wudd endgoy eatigg. * * * I myself am an incorrigible conlang slut. I love oral lex. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/48 "2000-03-05T01:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by WallyM7: > **Please don’t feed the troll.** Well, shoving stuff up his ass wouldn’t be _feeding_ him, technically. I’m thinking about the Eiffel Tower. Bottom part first, twist after entering. * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![toecutter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@toecutter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toecutter)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/49 "2000-03-05T01:54:00Z")
Coldfire, thats hilarious. Look on the bright side. At least he can taste it that way… ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/50 "2000-03-05T07:46:00Z")
Sorry Drain Bead, but this one seems more along the lines of Michael Masterson and his anal sex thing…think this is him? Warning, it’s not for those under 18… [sheep](http://www.fuqqer.com/fotm/playshep.html) (BTW, I found this a while ago from another link to this site so don’t get mad at me!) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/51 "2000-03-05T19:56:00Z")
Michael Masterson—there’s my argument. Legalize euthenasia. :rolleyes: Who introduced this ill-bred little monkey-spank to our board anyway? Fess up. * * * It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/52 "2000-03-05T20:25:00Z")
Admittedly, I haven’t yet read this entire thread, so 'scuse my ignorance, but… While Mr. Masterson’s OP may have been a troll, it also may have been a serious inquiry, poorly phrased. I believe that it is not undeserving of consideration. Should there be a Sexual Q&A board? Or is that just asking for trouble? > [@](#): > > Originally posted by Slithy Tove: > I don’t think we have “enjoyment” nerve ending in our mouths, otherwise brushing and flossing would be as popular as masturbation. Masturbation? With what, a toothbrush and floss? Ouch! The comparison is not really fair. Try flossing your privates. See if that gives you any pleasure. Isn’t this like saying that tampons and speculums give women pleasure? Actually, the mouth is a **major** erotic zone. Too bad that too many people don’t realize that. My SO and I are on a quest to find all of each other’s erotic zones. Ever consider the arch of the back? If you limit yourself to genital areas, you’re really depriving yourself! > [@](#): > > I read in a Desmond Morris book that kissing is derived from babies being fed pre-masticated food mouth-to-mouth from their mothers. This came up on the snopes board a while back. While I can’t remember specific details, I’m pretty sure that we completely debunked this. I did, however, advise the woman who advanced this to never, ever kiss me! tdn ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/53 "2000-03-05T20:33:00Z")
Oh, and as far as movies go – just saw The Red Violin last night. Quite possibly the best movie I’ve ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![EnigmaOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EnigmaOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnigmaOne)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644/54 "2000-03-09T10:17:00Z")
{{{ya’ll enjoy anal sex? i’ve never had it. Nerve endings are in our butt so we enjoy going to the bathroom, but we can put those nerve endings to another use. Just like when we kiss, we use nerve endings that were put there so we would enjoy eating.}}}—Michael Masterson We no longer have to wonder about the adult behavioral abnormalities in a male who had a diet of lead paint chips as a child. * * * – **Kalél** _Common ¢ for all ages…_ “Well, there was that thing with the Cheese-Wiz…but I’m feeling **much** better now!” – John Astin, Night Court [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-anal-sex/4644.md?page=2)