Enjoy the credit crunch? Wanna do it again?

Something else I noticed after seeing this ad for the umpteenth time “No minimum credit score required”.

Hey, we give loans even if there’s a chance that you won’t be able to pay it back. I mean hey, what’s the worse that can happen?

When I had jury duty a couple of years ago, I happened to wander past the courtroom where bankruptcies were being processed. On a table right outside the courtroom were several displays offering the newly-bankrupt opportunities to “rebuild their credit” — by way of secured credit cards with laughably low credit lines and usurious interest rates.

One of my favorite entries in The Devil’s Dictionary is the one for piracy: “Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Mr Bierce would be glad to know that some things just don’t change.

Get your facts straight: Hitler was a communist.

That’s what I tried, and like you said, it’s not really useful for this type of complaint.