# Enjoy the restaurant freak out. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519 "2017-04-01T18:44:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/1 "2017-04-01T18:44:18Z")
I hope you enjoy this video as much as I did. [INDENT] > [@](#): > > I had my arms around my girlfriend and kissed her on the forehead a couple times, waiting for this lady to finish checking out, when all of a sudden… [/INDENT] > **[ItemFix - Social Video Factory](https://www.itemfix.com/?r=ll)** > > Social Video Factory How do people get this way? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/2 "2017-04-01T19:07:32Z")
One lesson you learn working retail is just how many completely crazy people there are our there, normally dressed and unnoticeable until something triggers their lunacy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/3 "2017-04-01T19:18:10Z")
This is why all good restaurants have sex shields around the salad bar. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/4 "2017-04-01T19:19:58Z")
My old stomping grounds. Sometimes I miss good ol’ laid-back Santa Monica. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/5 "2017-04-01T19:35:10Z")
I’m so posting that to Facebook ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/6 "2017-04-01T20:05:11Z")
I am _so_ turned on right now… Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/7 "2017-04-01T20:13:33Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > How do people get this way? She… was absent from Sex Ed class the day they explained what fucking is? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/8 "2017-04-01T20:25:42Z")
The red sweatshirt girl seems like a really nice person who has found peace, and is in a constant state of communion with the life force coursing through our universe. The slutty whore who was never shown looks like a boy and was obviously fucking someone right there in the restaurant, and is a prostitite slut ugly prostitute. To others yet to arrive here: The linked video is over 6 min. long. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/9 "2017-04-01T20:27:58Z")
He made a huge mistake when he shoved her at the end. Now she may be able to file assault charges. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/10 "2017-04-01T20:49:59Z")
I think it was a bystander who pushed the noisy woman. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/11 "2017-04-01T21:00:34Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > He made a huge mistake when he shoved her at the end. Now she may be able to file assault charges. ☹ > [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > I think it was a bystander who pushed the noisy woman. Hard to tell in the video, but it looked like he walked up to her, and then she hit him with the green thing in her hand, then pushed him away with both. I did fast food for a while. I had belligerent customers that I asked to leave that refused. I always found it amusing when they offered to save me the trouble of calling the police by calling them themselves. ETA: In the universe that I wish to live in, that video follows here everywhere. When she gets home, there is snickering, and on her way down to the basement, she notices her mom watching the video. When she gets to her shitty job, there is snickering, and her co-workers are watching the video. Her boss calls her in, and tells her that she needs to find a shittier job, because this one has standards. When she goes out to find a shittier job, when she shows up to an interview, the person to interview her is snickering and watching the video. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/12 "2017-04-01T21:45:54Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Hard to tell in the video, but it looked like he walked up to her, and then she hit him with the green thing in her hand, then pushed him away with both. Who was taking the video then, I wonder? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/13 "2017-04-01T22:13:30Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Who was taking the video then, I wonder? 😉 All I know us I hope I’m quick with my phone _and_ I film in landscape. ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/14 "2017-04-01T22:13:59Z")
California is the place you ought to be so they loaded up the bitch and moved to Ber-keley. ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/15 "2017-04-01T22:19:39Z")
The guy that shot the video posted it to Reddit and answered a couple questions. [Link (colorful language in the comments)](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/62mx2v/crazy_woman_freaked_out_on_me_and_my_girlfriend/) My favorite: > [@](#): > > I like how you conveniently left out the part of the video where you perform intercourse with your girlfriend at a fast food place and then give her money. I’m pressing charges, you’re stalking me ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/16 "2017-04-01T22:25:18Z")
I rather liked the bit where she grabs her food and then demands her money back. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/17 "2017-04-01T22:54:51Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > How do people get this way? She’s a sexually frustrated Trump supporter. See, her boyfriend’s hands are so small that he can’t…no, too easy. Way too easy. > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I rather liked the bit where she grabs her food and then demands her money back. That’s how you can tell she’s a die-hard Trump booster. She’s clearly read _The Art of the Deal_ where he writes about renigging on previous agreements. She doesn’t really care about this couple and their purported public display of affection at all; she’s just looking for a convenient excuse to get a free meal. The only part that doesn’t make sense is that she is doing this at a poke bar instead of a KFC, but it is Santa Monica, after all. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/18 "2017-04-01T23:18:12Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > To others yet to arrive here: The linked video is over 6 min. long. But I didn’t mind – time flies when you’re having fun. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/19 "2017-04-01T23:44:13Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > ETA: In the universe that I wish to live in, that video follows here everywhere. When she gets home, there is snickering, and on her way down to the basement, she notices her mom watching the video. When she gets to her shitty job, there is snickering, and her co-workers are watching the video. Her boss calls her in, and tells her that she needs to find a shittier job, because this one has standards. When she goes out to find a shittier job, when she shows up to an interview, the person to interview her is snickering and watching the video. And she calls the cops on all of them, including her mom and her boss, who are prostitutes who have sex right in front of her. This will follow her around for a long, long time. ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519/20 "2017-04-01T23:56:10Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > This will follow her around for a long, long time. Wouldn’t that mean she’s stalking herself? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-the-restaurant-freak-out/783519.md?page=2)