# Enjoy Your $150k in Hell, F\*\*\*ER **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 11, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811 "2009-01-11T18:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/41 "2009-01-12T23:37:39Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > Dear op it is come to my attention that you have not realized you’re an adult. The word is FUCKER. Don’t worry you can say it. Your mom won’t come out and whack you with a rolled up newspaper, honest. > > I am sure you will give this matter full consideration. > > Thank you, > Your concerned reader Many members have asked for no profanity in threat **Titles**. Not a rule, but a request by other SDMBers who may be lucky enough to peruse the boards at work during break or something. Although I have no problems at all with profanity, it’s a reasonable request, so I try to follow it as do others. I assume brazil84 was just being polite. Now, is this RO or not? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/42 "2009-01-13T00:56:02Z")
They don’t mention that it’s a big pants pocket with a big floating money bag, so he was butt up and face under in the water. Oops! ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/43 "2009-01-13T01:15:26Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Something tells me he washed ashore with considerably more than $153 grand. You realize that the fact that he washed ashore at all means the sharks rejected him as unappetizing? In any case, my proposal for the reduction of Somali beach pollution is to blow the crap out of all these pirate ships, and have the pirates go down with their ship way offshore. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/44 "2009-01-13T01:22:22Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > EXACTLY what I was thinking. Someday, you’ll have an original thought. Maybe. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/45 "2009-01-13T01:24:46Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Or you just have sex with a squid. [Debeak before use!](http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Squid#Prairie_Squid) ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/46 "2009-01-13T01:26:50Z")
I like how the OP’s article also quotes a pirate spokesman. That’s good journalism. For a nation in chaos, Somalia does boast some remarkably organized pirates. I wonder how you get the job of ‘pirate spokesman.’ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/47 "2009-01-13T02:15:35Z")
> [@Terrifel](#): > > I like how the OP’s article also quotes a pirate spokesman. That’s good journalism. > > For a nation in chaos, Somalia does boast some remarkably organized pirates. > > I wonder how you get the job of ‘pirate spokesman.’ aaaar yee be needen to fax yer resume and plunder 3 references or yee walk da plank. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/48 "2009-01-13T04:27:22Z")
I certainly hope that with their new found wealth they are able to get their very own Nigerian business contacts. Well, the ones that didn’t get taken out by a mini-sub…er, “capsized”. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/49 "2009-01-13T04:29:05Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Someday, you’ll have an original thought. Maybe. It is possible. You will always be a twat though. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/50 "2009-01-13T05:07:48Z")
In what situation is _F_\*_ER_ okay, but _FUCKER_ is not? Are there really people out there that would be offended by the latter, but not the former? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/51 "2009-01-13T05:25:20Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > In what situation is _F_\*_ER_ okay, but _FUCKER_ is not? Are there really people out there that would be offended by the latter, but not the former? I’d personally fire an employee who used F\*\*\*ER with the reason on the pink slip “cuss right damn it”. ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/52 "2009-01-13T05:32:57Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Dear Whiny Tool > > You are perhaps unaware that several members have politely requested that posters refrain from or censor profanity in their titles, so they enjoy a somewhat more SFW board reading experience. Some people respect that. > > Get Bent, > Q. And some people don’t give a flying FUCK about people whining about profanity so they can safely surf the board at work. FUCK OFF, K. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/53 "2009-01-13T13:05:48Z")
> [@Terrifel](#): > > I like how the OP’s article also quotes a pirate spokesman. That’s good journalism. > > For a nation in chaos, Somalia does boast some remarkably organized pirates. > > I wonder how you get the job of ‘pirate spokesman.’ Going by the article linked in the OP, you start by taking a number: > [@](#): > > “The loss or potential loss of the ransom means the pirates will be all the more keen to get the next ransom in,” he said. “There are people lining up to be pirates.” ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/54 "2009-01-13T14:50:04Z")
> [@Klaatu](#): > > And some people don’t give a flying FUCK about people whining about profanity so they can safely surf the board at work. > > FUCK OFF, > K. If only you’d read the whole thread. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/55 "2009-01-13T15:17:31Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > If only you’d read the whole thread. :smack: If only you hand’t ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/56 "2009-01-13T22:29:28Z")
You’re just phoning it in at this point, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/57 "2009-01-13T22:31:35Z")
I don’t smoke, do I? Of course you smoke. I’ve never smoked. Why don’t we all smoke? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/58 "2009-01-13T22:33:56Z")
I’ll smoke what he’s smoking. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/59 "2009-01-13T23:04:07Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > I don’t smoke, do I? Of course you smoke. I’ve never smoked. Why don’t we all smoke? space Good god. You’re quoting \*\*that \*\* movie? and I can’t believe I’m admitting knowing it ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/60 "2009-01-13T23:41:21Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Dear Whiny Tool > > You are perhaps unaware that several members have politely requested that posters refrain from or censor profanity in their titles, so they enjoy a somewhat more SFW board reading experience. Some people respect that. > > Get Bent, > Q. F\*\*K, Oh I wish I knew what the two missing letters were. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811.md?page=4)