# Enjoy Your $150k in Hell, F\*\*\*ER

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 11, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811 "2009-01-11T18:20:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/61 "2009-01-13T23:45:16Z")

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> [@Santo\_Rugger](#):
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> In what situation is _F_\*_ER_ okay, but _FUCKER_ is not? Are there really people out there that would be offended by the latter, but not the former?

I always thought it was funny when NIN closer came on the radio.  
I wanna \_\_\_ \_\_ like an animal.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/62 "2009-01-14T00:19:06Z")

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> [@Klaatu](#):
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> And some people don’t give a flying FUCK about people whining about profanity so they can safely surf the board at work.

Weirdly, it’s apparently [illegal to curse or swear profanely in public in Vriginia.](http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:ezRCwLnu6_IJ:www.jmu.edu/judicial/wm_library/BTN%2520Updated%2520Powerpoint.ppt+illegal+to+curse+in+virginia%3F&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us)

My wife recently ran afoul of this gem when she had a disagreement with a store owner. She did not swear, but the store owner called the police and claimed she HAD cursed. So far, she hasn’t been served/ticketed/arrested on this bogus charge, but I suppose something might still be percolating through the system.

Apparently it’s fine to say [“Macaca” and “nigger” in Virginia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Allen_(U.S._politician)#Macaca_controversy), and it’s fine to [aggressively curse a public servant executing his duties](http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2004/06/25/cheney-to-leahy-go-fk-yourself.htm) if you’re juuuuuuust over the river…speaking of which, in Maryland. right next door, it’s [acceptable for the authorities to strangle to death a suspect in jail and no charges will be filed](http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=92062800); but they will come after you if you say a bad word.

So apparently it IS a big deal.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/63 "2009-01-14T00:28:56Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> Weirdly, it’s apparently [illegal to curse or swear profanely in public in Vriginia.](http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:ezRCwLnu6_IJ:www.jmu.edu/judicial/wm_library/BTN%2520Updated%2520Powerpoint.ppt+illegal+to+curse+in+virginia%3F&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us)
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> …it’s [acceptable for the authorities to strangle to death a suspect in jail and no charges will be filed](http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=92062800)…

Neither one of those say what you claim they say.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enjoy-your-150k-in-hell-f-er/480811/64 "2009-01-15T04:18:56Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> We got those wonderful subs that are capable of deploying SEAL teams, we got helicopter gunships, we got all sorts of shit. After the point of departure, we know they’re pirates, we know the hostages are free, and we can hit the bastards before they reach shore. Let’s do it.

This is such an obvious tactic that there must be a reason it’s not done. My guess is that the pirates say that if their guys are attacked on their way in, the crews of the _other_ ships they have currently hijacked will be killed.

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