# Enlarge your mangina! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 29, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598 "2004-04-29T01:07:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/21 "2004-04-29T21:54:50Z")
LOL…I was half expecting something about everquest, because in EQ terms a mangina is a usually teenaged boy or sometimes an older guy who always plays female characters … and is a touch odd…[either playing a female for self prurient reasons, or some guys are just woerd when it comes to ‘cybering’ big joke on sol ro server last year was someone had found out that a female character who was notorious for cybering people was actually a man…and i _really_ dont want to go there…] ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/22 "2004-04-30T02:29:27Z")
[Mangina definition](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mangina) [Here is a picture of a mangina. It’s not work safe… _or is it?_](http://www.tommyjames.tv/mangina.html) ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/23 "2004-04-30T02:55:55Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [Here is a picture of a mangina. It’s not work safe… _or is it?_](http://www.tommyjames.tv/mangina.html) I´m not opening that link, no matter what you say. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/24 "2004-04-30T03:44:03Z")
There once was a fellow named Reiner Who wanted to have a vagina. With his genitoolia Tucked back, he could fool ya While proudly proclaiming: “Mangina!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/25 "2004-04-30T03:52:03Z")
> [@Capt B. Phart](#): > > The one that caught my eye was:- > > “wen beastiality goes wrong!” > > Goes wrong? How much wronger can it go? The answer is none. None wronger. ---
**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/26 "2004-04-30T04:32:57Z")
There are several things I feel I must say. 1. I have never heard of a mangina, and I’m not sure I ever want to again. 2. The OP made me snort with laughter. 3. When attempting to sell me drugs(prescription I assume), it would be advisable to leave the word gruesome out of the subject line. Thank you, -Lil ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/27 "2004-04-30T16:04:21Z")
> [@SP2263](#): > > “mangina ; when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina” OK, I know this is probably way too pedantic for this subject, but that simulates the look of a mons veneris, not a vagina. But I don’t suppose many, er, prospective customers would understand, “Enlarge your mans veneris,” or whatever. Still, if that is the correct definition, how would one enlarge it? And why? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/28 "2004-04-30T16:10:36Z")
> [@AerynSun](#): > > OK, I know this is probably way too pedantic for this subject, but that simulates the look of a mons veneris, not a vagina. But I don’t suppose many, er, prospective customers would understand, “Enlarge your mans veneris,” or whatever. > > Still, if that is the correct definition, how would one enlarge it? And why? Why? Carrying stuff mainly. Car keys, coins, all the odd and ends that wear holes in your pockets can be tucked away safely and discreetly into your capacious mangina. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/29 "2004-04-30T16:23:58Z")
I remember giving myself a _he beaver_ back when I was about seven but had long forgotton the exercise until this thread. Good to see I was in fact being relatively normal, whatever that is. “Basket of fruit”? Good grief. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/30 "2004-04-30T16:30:40Z")
I got a penis enlargement email with the subject line “Get a bulky pole!” Actually it was more like “Get @ bu!K y p 0le!” but you get the drift. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/31 "2004-04-30T17:56:59Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Why? Carrying stuff mainly. Car keys, coins, all the odd and ends that wear holes in your pockets can be tucked away safely and discreetly into your capacious mangina. If you’ve gone so far as to consider a mangina, surely your manhood would not be threatened by carrying a manpurse instead. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/32 "2004-04-30T18:08:46Z")
> [@LilyoftheValley](#): > > If you’ve gone so far as to consider a mangina, surely your manhood would not be threatened by carrying a manpurse instead. No way! That would be gay! Mangina’s are discreet. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/33 "2004-04-30T18:11:14Z")
I got a new favorite spam message line today, so good I almost opened it. > [@](#): > > Barbie, get what Ken can’t give you. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/34 "2004-05-01T07:06:37Z")
> [@astro](#): > > No way! That would be gay! Mangina’s are discreet. Heh, until the store clerk is suspicious of the dampness of the change you handed him. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/35 "2004-05-01T14:32:10Z")
Um, okay, to get a larger mangina, I’d need a smaller cock, right? As a straight guy, that prospect does not appeal to me. Or perhaps this a thigh-slimming dietary supplement of some kind? I do feel sorry for you gays who have to figure all this out, the simple mechanics of fitting Tab A into Tab B. The straight life is so much easier, really. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/36 "2004-05-01T16:19:38Z")
**What are the chances of knowing someone whose e-mail is [machume@hotmail.com](mailto:machume@hotmail.com) and someone whose e-mail is [gachume@hotmail.com](mailto:gachume@hotmail.com)?** I get spam all the time from spammers who have used my own yahoo user ID with just one minor change, or they’ll use my user ID with another email service, like hotmail. I also get spam from emails similar to those of my friends. Could spyware be watching who you email and then spammers make new email addresses to spam you with? Maybe they figure if the email looks familiar to you, you’ll read it. ---
**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/37 "2004-05-01T19:14:29Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > I get spam all the time from spammers who have used my own yahoo user ID with just one minor change, or they’ll use my user ID with another email service, like hotmail. I also get spam from emails similar to those of my friends. Could spyware be watching who you email and then spammers make new email addresses to spam you with? Maybe they figure if the email looks familiar to you, you’ll read it. A lot of people use their first initial and last name as their identifier. They’re hoping that if you do this, so do your family members. So if your account name is bwinkle, perhaps cwinkle is your sister. Spammers are willing to try very low probability strategies to get through, because of the extremely low cost of sending spam. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/38 "2004-05-02T01:05:42Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > There once was a fellow named Reiner > Who wanted to have a vagina. > With his genitoolia > Tucked back, he could fool ya > While proudly proclaiming: “Mangina!” Naw, **ETF**. It’s better this way: > [@](#): > > There was once a fellow from Regina > Who wanted to have a vagina. > With his genitoolia > Tucked back, he could fool ya, > While proudly proclaiming: “Mangina!” (Yes, the capital of Saskatchewan is pronounced to rhyme with “vagina”.) Robin ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/39 "2004-05-02T02:52:26Z")
From [The Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mangina) ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598/40 "2004-05-02T03:35:56Z")
Hey! I really like the Urban Dictionary! A dictionary written by the barely literate I’m going to be hitting that there [random word](http://www.urbandictionary.com/random.php) plenty “zippy - zippy is the funny orange thing from rainbow. he is probably the best one on there, the others r poofs. zippyis the greatest” Indeed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enlarge-your-mangina/242598.md?page=3)