# Enough "Fuck"ing in the Pit already.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 10, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529 "2003-07-10T18:49:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/41 "2003-07-11T15:49:31Z")

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Fuck should show up in MORE places, not fewer. Like in some famous movie quotes, ‘Fuck’ should be there.

Lois Lane: You’ve got me!? Who the fuck’s got you!?

Rhett: Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck.

Chief Brody [Jaws2] : Get the fuck out of the water! Get the fuck out of the water!

Jaws 1, Dryfus/Hooper: You dumb fuck! This was no boating accident!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/42 "2003-07-11T16:07:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gary Kumquat \*  
> “F-bomb” - give me strength. Now there’s a truly offensive phrase if ever I saw one.

There’s a joke about teeth in there somewhere (F is the chemical symbol for Fluorine), but damned if I can find it…

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/43 "2003-07-11T16:13:03Z")

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Gee, and I thought fucking was _always_ good, Pit or no. 😉

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**Author:** ![HBby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/977dab/32.png) [@HBby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HBby)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/44 "2003-07-11T17:45:24Z")

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But, ya gotta love a good FUCK.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/45 "2003-07-11T18:00:37Z")

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Uffda!

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/46 "2003-07-11T19:47:53Z")

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What the frell?

Esprix

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/47 "2003-07-11T19:52:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \*  
> \*\*Holy good jumpin’ Jesus, **Alf**! You need a fucking hobby! \*\*

That’s what I was gonna fuckin say.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/48 "2003-07-11T20:03:40Z")

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Hey, if I stop saying “fuck,” I’m giving up half my vocabulary.

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**Author:** ![Tarrsk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@Tarrsk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarrsk)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/49 "2003-07-11T20:55:14Z")

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Ffffff…oolish mortals!!

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/50 "2003-07-11T21:02:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Potter \*  
> \*\*This from the man who recently surprised the hell out of an elderly resident by exclaiming “Cunty buttfuck!” rather too loudly after spilling some coffee. \*\*

Fuck, I just fucking snorted my fucking beverage through my nose.

Fuck-a-doodle-doo.

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**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/51 "2003-07-11T23:48:28Z")

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_“Probably got it from his old man”_

moejuck (who truly should’ve just gone that extra step) better not watch _Glen Gary Glenross_

fcuk!

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/52 "2003-07-11T23:51:15Z")

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Swearing is a fucking GREAT tension release.  
Don’t do it in front of old people, kids, or loudly in public if you can help it.  
Nobody is going to get roasted in hades for it, because your deity of choice has MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS…

Besides. It’s much too satisfying to threaten someone with getting ASS FUCKED by an eight dicked walrus. Hehe.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/53 "2003-07-12T00:26:47Z")

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Go watch _Casino_ on USA. You’ll be begging to hear ‘fuck’ again after watching Sharon Stone scream “FREAK YOU, YOU FREAKIN’ MOTHERFREAKER!!!”

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**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/54 "2003-07-12T01:12:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Potter \*  
> **This from the man who recently surprised the hell out of an elderly resident by exclaiming “Cunty buttfuck!” rather too loudly after spilling some coffee.**

Hahahah oh I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking while reading that.

I’m just wonderin what exactly a ‘cunty buttfuck’ is.

[Jerry Seinfeld]

“it’s like, it’s cunty, but yet it’s a buttfuck… what is the DEAL???”

[/Jerry Seinfeld]  
Oh yea, **iampuhna** , yours was damn funny too.

Now let me add my personal flare to this thread.

FUCKING ASS BLOW FUCK

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/55 "2003-07-12T10:24:59Z")

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Just remember folks, bigger is better!

FUCK!

No, we need more fuck.

FUCK!

Yes, that’s good, but we need some color.

FUCK!

Hmm, not quite there. It’s doesn’t quite have the right oopmh yet. How about…

_ **FUCK!** _

Ah, yes, a big, loud, throbbing, fuck. Excellent. And once more, with feeling:

_ **FAAAAKKKKK!** _

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/56 "2003-07-12T11:17:15Z")

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[Carlin]  
I am Fuck.  
Fuck of the **MOUNTAIN**!  
[/Carlin]  
**Philster** , you missed my favorite, from **Jaws** :  
“We’re gonna need a bigger fucking boat.”

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2003, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/57 "2003-07-12T11:35:46Z")

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oh fuckryingoutloud

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**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/58 "2003-07-13T07:03:08Z")

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Is it just me or did some fuck have a fucking brain tumor for fucking breakfast?

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**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/59 "2003-07-13T15:18:21Z")

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Thank you all, mission accomplished.

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-fuck-ing-in-the-pit-already/187529/60 "2003-07-13T16:15:46Z")

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Do we have a term for this on the SDMB? On a newsgroup I used to frequent it was called predator-raptoring. I don’t know why.

The idea is posting something that you know will give some predetermined response. It’s not quite trolling, because you’re not being inflammatory, but you’re still just posting something for the sake of getting some standard reply.

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