# "Enough is enough! I have had it with these m\*\*\*\*\*f\*\*\*\*\*g snakes in my m\*\*\*\*\*f\*\*\*\*\*g underwear!""

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 16, 2011, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-is-enough-i-have-had-it-with-these-m-f-g-snakes-in-my-m-f-g-underwear/596483 "2011-09-16T04:15:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-is-enough-i-have-had-it-with-these-m-f-g-snakes-in-my-m-f-g-underwear/596483/1 "2011-09-16T04:15:50Z")

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[Snakes in Underwear Smuggler fined $400.](http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/15/us-smuggling-snakes-odds-idUSTRE78E4BC20110915)

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> A Brazilian man who was caught at Miami airport trying to smuggle seven baby pythons and three baby tortoises concealed in his underwear and pockets was fined $400 by a U.S. judge on Wednesday.  
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> When he was asked to remove any foreign objects from his groin area [:eek:] “Borges pulled his underwear away from his body and removed two nylon pantyhose containing numerous snakes and tortoises,” the United States Attorney for the Southern District of Florida added in the statement.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-is-enough-i-have-had-it-with-these-m-f-g-snakes-in-my-m-f-g-underwear/596483/2 "2011-09-16T04:29:07Z")

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MacGruber: Well, everday’s a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.  
Frank Korver: You and your dick comments.  
MacGruber: It’s fun to say them.  
Frank Korver: It’s fun to hear them.  
MacGruber: That’s why I say them.  
Frank Korver: And that’s why I listen.

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**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-is-enough-i-have-had-it-with-these-m-f-g-snakes-in-my-m-f-g-underwear/596483/3 "2011-09-16T04:52:26Z")

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“I swear, officer, these aren’t my snakes. I was holding them for my friend!”

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-is-enough-i-have-had-it-with-these-m-f-g-snakes-in-my-m-f-g-underwear/596483/4 "2011-09-16T06:22:51Z")

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I can imagine the excuses:

“The tortoises? Um, well, I play catcher on a baseball team, and we’re trying to find eco-friendly protective gear…”

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-is-enough-i-have-had-it-with-these-m-f-g-snakes-in-my-m-f-g-underwear/596483/5 "2011-09-16T11:46:01Z")

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I think that calls for a link to Derek and Clive, don’t you? “[Endangered Species](http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/ad_nauseam_01.htm)”, one of the most socially acceptable of the Derek and Clive works (which is not to say that it’s socially acceptable at all.)

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-is-enough-i-have-had-it-with-these-m-f-g-snakes-in-my-m-f-g-underwear/596483/6 "2011-09-16T15:49:59Z")

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I do not think that is what is usually meant by “trouser snake”. :eek: