# Enough with the Fuckin' Vampires

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-fuckin-vampires/547001>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 17, 2010, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-fuckin-vampires/547001 "2010-07-17T06:28:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-fuckin-vampires/547001/121 "2010-07-30T03:08:27Z")

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^QFT. House cat vs. Nazi tyrannosaur is a format that can do no wrong.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-fuckin-vampires/547001/122 "2010-07-30T03:19:44Z")

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What you really need is some Dakota Fanning type kid to scream continuously throughout the whole movie.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-fuckin-vampires/547001/123 "2010-08-11T05:31:42Z")

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Apparently someone in Hollywood has been has had enough too. Here is the trailer for [Vampires Suck](http://www.vampiressuckmovie.com/), promoted as being “from the guys who couldn’t sit through another vampire movie.”

It’s a parody that doesn’t really seem all that funny, but anything that tries to heap shame on the vampire-obsessed is a step in the right direction.

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