# Enough with the horrible, disgusting hags in MILF porn! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 8, 2007, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265 "2007-12-08T05:46:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/81 "2007-12-12T01:06:08Z")
> [@Yeticus Rex](#): > > Probably both. That’s my guess. You can’t spend _that_ much time around sketchy people with tons of money in the San Fernando Valley and walk out without a bad habit or two, can you? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/82 "2007-12-12T02:56:32Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] What did poor Chewie do to deserve the comparison? [/QUOTE] He’s large, furry and inarticulate. Just like Ron Jeremy. 😃 Good point though. Sorry Chewie. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/83 "2007-12-18T08:48:39Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] You can find some pretty attractive MILFs on the following Naughty America websites (links carefully broken for obvious reasons): “My Friend’s Hot Mom” – [http://www](http://www). myfriendshotmom. com/milf.html “Housewife 1-on-1” – [http://www](http://www). housewife1on1. com/milf\_housewife.html “My First Sex Teacher” – [http://www](http://www). myfirstsexteacher. com/sexy\_teachers.html “Seduced by a Cougar” – [http://www](http://www). seducedbyacougar. com/cougar.html (Personally, I prefer the teen stuff.) [/QUOTE] How come \*\*BrainGlutton \*\*is the only one willing to give actual recommendations? It’s not against the rules to mention a name of a porn site. It’s only against the rules to link to one. Are we trying to pretend that we don’t know about porn? Or is it that no here has seen a decent MILF video? The OP should check out the M.I.L.T.F series if he hasn’t seen it yet. If anyone feels like paying $10 a month, check out Videobox. I hate it as well when websites/producers forget about the ILF part. You just need to search better. Searching for good porn is especially challenging because less people are willing to talk about it. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/84 "2007-12-18T20:29:55Z")
Where are you getting your MILFs from? Too many of the ones I see seem to have implants, but other than that they’re very hot. But then again I don’t mind realistic looking women. The airbrushed Playboy bunnies don’t do much for me. I like it real and raw. ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/85 "2007-12-18T21:12:58Z")
**VCO3**. a belated welcome back, and I agree with you 100%. Misrepresentation in porn is a pet peeve of mine as well. When you click on a MILF site, you expect a hot 35-45 year old, not _any_ older woman- just any old bag should go under the “older” or “Granny” section. Another problem is sites that don’t know the difference between “chubby” and “morbidly obese”. Or those who put anyone with dark skin under the “ebony” section, even if they’re just a very tan white girl. And don’t get me started for what passes for trailer park (any old white girl in overalls) or teen (30 year olds with ponytails) sometimes. I’ve literally seen the exact same girl in “black”, “ethnic”, “latina” and “brasilian” sections at different times. Someone needs to take them to task on this- IIRC a while back someone did on their putting someone on a boxcover who doesn’t appear in the movie, and they stopped that practice. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/86 "2007-12-19T00:28:24Z")
…trailer…park? I was sure I’d seen everything, but that’s one I’ve missed. ---
**Author:** ![T\_SQUARE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de053/32.png) [@T\_SQUARE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T_SQUARE)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/87 "2007-12-19T01:46:23Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] I’ve literally seen the exact same girl in “black”, “ethnic”, “latina” and “brasilian” sections at different times. Someone needs to take them to task on this. [/QUOTE] Well, “ethnic” doesn’t mean much I guess, but how is black, latina, and Brazilain mutually exclusive? ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/88 "2007-12-22T18:22:25Z")
Don’t they say that 90% of everything is crap? I assume p0rn’s the same way. And if that’s true, then is the industry filled with doody p0rn? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/89 "2007-12-22T18:53:27Z")
[QUOTE=T\_SQUARE] Well, “ethnic” doesn’t mean much I guess, but how is black, latina, and Brazilain mutually exclusive? [/QUOTE] Think of porn categories as a Venn diagram. One would expect some overlap between categories like “blondes,” “anal,” and “German girls,” for example. Well, in that case the diagam might look a lot like a single circle. But you get the idea. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/90 "2007-12-23T10:13:02Z")
I’m sure there are lots of brunette anal German girls too. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/91 "2007-12-23T23:44:31Z")
[QUOTE=Windwalker] Don’t they say that 90% of everything is crap? I assume p0rn’s the same way. [/QUOTE] No, porn is 99.9% crap; and what’s more, the producers of porn think it’s supposed to be that way. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/92 "2007-12-30T20:26:23Z")
Not to disagree with the OP, but I have two words on this topic: Wifey’s World ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/93 "2007-12-30T21:57:36Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] He’s large, furry and inarticulate. Just like Ron Jeremy. 😃 Good point though. Sorry Chewie. [/QUOTE] Ron Jeremy is hardly inarticulate. He holds a Master’s Degree in Education and was teacher for over a decade. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/94 "2008-01-01T21:14:42Z")
My apologies. Ignorance fought. Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/95 "2008-01-02T00:24:49Z")
[QUOTE=Windwalker] Don’t they say that 90% of everything is crap? I assume p0rn’s the same way. And if that’s true, then is the industry filled with doody p0rn? [/QUOTE] I believe the term you’re looking for is “scat play.” ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265/96 "2008-01-02T20:56:57Z")
At least for me, when I think of MILF I think of the likes of Megyn Price or Joely Fisher (or soon-to-be mum Courtney Thorne-Smith). Anthing less than that is just naked ladies past their prime, it ain’t porn. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enough-with-the-horrible-disgusting-hags-in-milf-porn/429265.md?page=4)