# Enraged elephant turns maneater **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 19, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enraged-elephant-turns-maneater/438207 "2008-02-19T03:14:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enraged-elephant-turns-maneater/438207/41 "2008-03-14T20:58:44Z")
You’re all _sooooo_ going to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enraged-elephant-turns-maneater/438207/42 "2008-03-14T21:01:38Z")
I notice that article doesn’t say what the elephant-sized cake is going to be _made of_. Only that the public is discouraged from _bringing_ food. ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enraged-elephant-turns-maneater/438207/43 "2008-03-20T19:45:05Z")
[QUOTE=Crocodiles And Boulevards] Do you guys remember the chicken-eating cow? [http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSP25712220070307](http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSP25712220070307) [/QUOTE] “You’re sick, Jessy! Sick, sick, sick!” > [@The Scrivener](#): > > The elephant should be wary of the mercury content of crushed Asians, though. Too much gorging on those and it might affect its mental health. If the man was from China, it’s _lead_ content it has to worry about. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enraged-elephant-turns-maneater/438207.md?page=2)