# Enter the sick and twisted world of hardygrrl

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 3, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175 "2001-05-03T03:41:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/1 "2001-05-03T03:41:57Z")

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Its hardygrrl’s 500th post!  
The bar is open, the jello pit will be arriving soon and there is Nirvana on the stereo.  
So c’mon in, grab a drink, and say hi. The only thing not allowed are pink polo shirts.  
::blur grabs a rum & coke and hopes someone shows up::

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/2 "2001-05-03T03:59:05Z")

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Darn! All of my shirts are pink polos. Can I come anyway, or do I have to borrow a shirt from someone?

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/3 "2001-05-03T04:00:09Z")

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Of course I’m here…silly jabroni 🙂

::hugs blur but saves the good stuff for later::

Let me grab a raspberry stoli lemonade and BTW…anyone invite Jeff Hardy for me?

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/4 "2001-05-03T04:02:18Z")

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And sweetie…you forgot to specify…it’s pink polo shirt wearing assclowns that are banned. 🙂

Digirl…you’re cool.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/5 "2001-05-03T04:02:25Z")

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::enter several very buff, young, shirtless men in tight jeans hauling in the equipement for the fabled \*\*AR Jello Pit::

Happy 500!

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/6 "2001-05-03T04:02:38Z")

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_resists making a comment to **dlgirl** about there being another option when it comes to shirts_🙂

_looks around_…it’s not so sick and twisted…it’s pretty nice, actually.

Congrats, **hardygrrl**! 🙂  
Anyone who’s a fan of one of the most underrated tag-teams must be pretty cool.

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/7 "2001-05-03T04:04:27Z")

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hardygrrl, there is this rumor going around that your not sick and twisted.

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/8 "2001-05-03T04:17:47Z")

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**silent\_rob** , don’t think I didn’t think of what you are thinking. I just didn’t put it in words. You got to think of that.😃

AAAHHHH! Too many "think"s in the above comment.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/9 "2001-05-03T04:26:39Z")

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blur…just becuase I’m a punk rock girly girl does not mean I’m not sick and twisted. 🙂

Why don’t you come over here and I’ll prove it to you?

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/10 "2001-05-03T04:29:55Z")

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Say… can we leave out the “world of” bit?

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/11 "2001-05-03T04:31:39Z")

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Did somebody say…jello?  
\<reminisce\> That’s where Arden and I first met…\</reminisce\>

Congrats, hardygrrl!

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/12 "2001-05-03T04:33:31Z")

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She’s sick and twisted. I can vouch for that.

Or, at the very least, she doesn’t run screaming in revulsion from the sick and twisted.

Who’s got an opener for this bottle of Merlot I brought?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/13 "2001-05-03T04:37:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nocturne \*  
> \*\*Did somebody say…jello?  
> \<reminisce\> That’s where Arden and I first met…\</reminisce\>  
> \*\*

Yeah, and shortly thereafter we _had_ to get married. 😉

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/14 "2001-05-03T04:42:11Z")

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Thanks everybody who’s showed up so far…

Where’s Tequila Mockingbird,Falcon,Crunchy Frog?

Crunchy.for you I’ll let the assclown issue slide but NO PINK POLO SHIRT!!!

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/15 "2001-05-03T04:45:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> \*\*Crunchy.for you I’ll let the assclown issue slide but NO PINK POLO SHIRT!!! \*\*

What the hell are you talking about? Since when do I own a pink polo shirt. Just for this outrageous attack on my character, I shall not be participating in this thread.

[sub]damn[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/16 "2001-05-03T04:45:28Z")

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**hardygrrl** :

> [@](#):
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> Where’s Tequila Mockingbird,Falcon,Crunchy Frog?

Well, to be fair, it **is** quarter to one eastern time.

Those of us posting so far are the idiots too stupid to go to bed.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/17 "2001-05-03T04:55:57Z")

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Crunchy…you can play.🙂

What’s a party w/o at least one assclown?

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/18 "2001-05-03T04:59:24Z")

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Here it is only 10. I should actually be studying for finals, but oh well. I enjoy talking with you guys.

Forgot to say it before(duh!), Congrats **hardygrrl**!

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/19 "2001-05-03T05:07:27Z")

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dlgirl, you don’t really want to study. Stay here and be corrupted.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/20 "2001-05-03T05:15:20Z")

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If anyone’s getting corrupted here blur it’s you.😉

I have to show my gratitude for the party AND prove how sick and twisted I REALLY am.🙂

::crooks finger at blur::

Think you can handle me?

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