# Enter the sick and twisted world of hardygrrl **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175 "2001-05-03T03:41:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/21 "2001-05-03T05:22:57Z")
Damn. Only one assclown allowed? ::wandering back out of the thread:: ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/22 "2001-05-03T05:33:25Z")
Behave yourself hardygrrl… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/23 "2001-05-03T05:47:46Z")
Why should I? hardygrrl behaving at a post party? Isn’t that one of the signs of the Apocolypse? ::chugs drink and starts doing shots of raspberry Stoli:: ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/24 "2001-05-03T08:48:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\* > ::crooks finger at blur:: > Think you can handle me? \*\* Do you doubt me? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/25 "2001-05-03T08:56:37Z")
[good ole J.R.] Twisty appears on top of the titantron superstructure, beside the jello pit. “Holy Shit! Holy Shit!” Chants the crowd. He must be at least 50 feet up!! Twisty leaps majestically, attempting a swanton irght into the jello beside Arden My God! My God!! He’s missed!! He’s gone through the conveniently placed plywood table!! He’s broken in half!! [/good ole J.R.] [tazz] Not even an assclown would attempt that! It looks like he’s gonna miss the rest of the party!! [/tazz] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/26 "2001-05-03T09:05:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > > \*\* > > ::crooks finger at blur:: > > Think you can handle me? \*\* > > Do you doubt me? \*\* One way to find out for sure my pet. Why don’t you just go sit in the corner of the ring and let me give you a nice,slow,naked BroncoBuster? 😉 Since no one brought Jeff…::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/27 "2001-05-03T12:33:23Z")
BTW blur…I have no doubt in my mind what you can and can’t handle but… cmon… Let me give you the BroncoBuster and then we can play Matt and Lita, IYKWIM. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/28 "2001-05-03T13:28:36Z")
Happy 500, hon. _looks around_ Damn, no one to play with. Ah well. _sits in corner and drinks_ ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/29 "2001-05-03T13:31:03Z")
Verrain arrives with two people carrying with a human shaped package in WWF wrapping paper that occasionally twitches. Sorry I’m late, it took longer than I thought to get your present wrapped. Happy 500, **Hardygrrl!** ---
**Author:** ![Crocefan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Crocefan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crocefan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/30 "2001-05-03T13:42:10Z")
Congrats Hardygrrl! Am new to the boards, but have enjoyed reading your posts, and admire your sense of humor. Sounds like a great party! - Raises Guinness in toast\* “Here’s to 500 more!!” ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/31 "2001-05-03T15:01:03Z")
Good for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/32 "2001-05-03T15:12:05Z")
hardygrrl, is there ANY thing that doesn’t turn you on? ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/33 "2001-05-03T15:14:20Z")
Congratulations, **hardygrrl**! May I join you in that pit full of jello? It’s been awhile since I’ve grappled with a punk rock girly girl in a vat full of chilled dessert substances. [barbershop quartet]. . .And many morrrrrrrrre! [/barbershop quartet] Yer pal, Zappo ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/34 "2001-05-03T15:17:38Z")
Just realized that my last post means I’ve reached 10% of **hardygrrl’s** total posts. Today. . .day. . .day I am the luckiest man. . .man. . .man in the world. . .world. . .world. Yer pal, Zappo ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/35 "2001-05-03T16:31:21Z")
:::kisses blur deeply and whispers in his ear:: I will keep my promise but I HAVE to see what Verrain brought me so hold tight. ::starts tearing wrapping paper off to reveal Jeff Hardy in all his glory. Walks around him slowly eyeing him up and down and slowly running her hands on him. Stands in front of him,takes his hand and leads him to the jello pit:: Let’s see if you’re REALLY poetry in motion, Jeffy. BTW…strip down but leave the armbands on for now…and do your intro dance for me while I strip.🙂 BTW handy…I do have a short list of things that don’t turn me on but that’s only given out on a need to know basis. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/36 "2001-05-03T16:53:28Z")
Falcon…I may be busy here with Jeffy but look…Crocefan and Zeppo need a playmate. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/37 "2001-05-03T17:07:46Z")
This post is just like a real party in the fact that it starts off with alcohol and then ends up in sex. HAVE FUN ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/38 "2001-05-03T18:43:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Where’s Tequila Mockingbird,Falcon,Crunchy Frog? > \*\* Uh-huh… I see how you are. Forget all about **me**! Just for that, I don’t know if I’ll give you the 500th post gift I got you. Maybe you don’t have any _need_ for a luxury suite, filled with all the toys, bondage equipment, movies, and fun edibles you could imagine. I thought maybe you’d like to take **Verrain’s** gift up there for a week (which is how long I booked the room there for you), but if you’ve forgotten I exist… _looks at room key, looks at **hardygrrl** _ Aw hell, you deserve it anyway! Here you go, and happy 500th. Just remember, I want the **DETAILS!!!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/39 "2001-05-03T21:05:11Z")
Hey hardygrrl. Happy 500! In honor of this event, I challenge you to a Jellow wrestling match…but only if it’s cherry Jello. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/40 "2001-05-03T23:22:43Z")
Now that I look at my posts, I have found that I have gone over 100. Well, thank you **hardygrrl** , for giving me a reason to get there. I was hoping I would hit three digits, since I am so slow with everything. It took me a little over a month, at the risk of my schooling. Yay!🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175.md?page=3)