# Enter the sick and twisted world of hardygrrl **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175 "2001-05-03T03:41:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/41 "2001-05-04T00:53:42Z")
::strange noises as hardygrrl climbs off of Jeff and walks to the ring ropes. Jello is dripping off her body and her hair is going in all directions:: True Pisces! Good to see you m’dear! I’d hug you but I’m kind of messy right now hehehehe. And what a perfect gift! You know me all too well.🙂 Jeff is probably booked for tv tapings and house shows but I do have someone in mind to use that room with. ::Looks around the room,makes eye contact with the person who’s on her mind,winks and licks her lips:: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/42 "2001-05-04T06:22:03Z")
::bump:: Cmom people…alcohol,a jello pit… What more can you ask for? ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/43 "2001-05-04T06:49:43Z")
hardygrrl, have you no shame? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/44 "2001-05-04T07:07:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > \*\*hardygrrl, have you no shame? \*\* Whatever would make you say that?🙂 ::shakes excess jello off of body and looks at Jeff laying semi-conscious in the corner looking like he just ran the Boston Marathon while dragging Rikishi behind him in a little red wagon:: Since Jeff needs a breather,or an ambulance, I figured I find someone who can handle me.😉 So…is there anyone here who thinks they can handle hardygrrl? ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/45 "2001-05-04T07:12:32Z")
Would Jeff be semi-conscious because of the BEATING he took at the hands of the man himself HHH? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/46 "2001-05-04T07:32:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > \*\*Would Jeff be semi-conscious because of the BEATING he took at the hands of the man himself HHH? \*\* No blur…he WAS fully recovered from that heinous attack. What can I say…I am THAT DAMN GOOD hehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/47 "2001-05-04T11:56:33Z")
You call naked sexual jello wrestling in public sick and twisted? Feh. I get more sick and twisted things in my breakfast cereal! (Special K, I get the extra special version) Of course Nirvana was playing. Never mind! Carry on! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/48 "2001-05-04T13:07:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\*You call naked sexual jello wrestling in public sick and twisted? Feh. I get more sick and twisted things in my breakfast cereal! (Special K, I get the extra special version) Of course Nirvana was playing. Never mind! Carry on! \*\* ::turns head at the sound of Verrain’s voice. Looks him up and down:: Well since you seem to think you can define sick and twisted…start losing clothes and climb in here with me. Who knows…after Jeff wakes up maybe he can join us.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/49 "2001-05-04T23:03:24Z")
Well who am I to ignore the wishes of of a 500 poster. Besides there’s always room for jello! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/50 "2001-05-05T00:34:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\*Well who am I to ignore the wishes of of a 500 poster. Besides there’s always room for jello! > > \*\* That’s not the ONLY thing there’s always room for.😉 And can someone get Jeff a Gatorade? I think he’s coming around… ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/51 "2001-05-05T00:40:52Z")
I’ll get it! I’ll get it! ::trip:: Ooooops! Sorry 'bout that, **hardygrrl**. I didn’t mean to spill that. I will be sitting in this corner. Out of the way. Me and my damn feet. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/52 "2001-05-05T02:45:28Z")
digirl…don’t worry about the spill-trust me we’ll all need a long shower after this party.😉 ::squishing noises as Jeff arises from the jello naked except for his armbands. He turns around to reveal his back is full of scratch marks and what appears to be tooth marks on his shoulder. He appears to be trying to tag in someone else as he approaches the ropes on wobbly legs:: ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/53 "2001-05-05T04:41:06Z")
Don’t you dare touch me! **Aaahhh!** I’ve been slimed. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/54 "2001-05-05T05:28:57Z")
I’ll help you clean up dlgirl. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/55 "2001-05-05T06:01:09Z")
HELLO! I’m covered in jello here! Doesn’t anyone want to clean me off? ::Jeff weakly raises a hand:: Besides Jeff? I feel so unwanted.☹ ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/56 "2001-05-05T08:58:12Z")
Why, thank you, **blur**. What a gentleman. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/57 "2001-05-05T09:39:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > \*\*Why, thank you, **blur**. What a gentleman. 😉 \*\* Its my pleasure **dlgirl**. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/58 "2001-05-05T13:46:02Z")
Sure…it’s my party and I get ignored. ☹ ::sits down in jello pit and pouts:: Can’t even get the host to play with me. ::crosses arms across chest and sighs:: ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/59 "2001-05-05T13:54:12Z")
Verrain finishes shedding his clothing, slaps Hardy’s hand and gleefully jumps into the ring. You know someone once told me jello wrestling was all faked. I was hoping you could prove him wrong. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175/60 "2001-05-05T16:43:59Z")
::hardygrrl stands up and grabs Verrain’s hand:: I’ll show you fake.🙂 ::Irish whips him into corner. Verrain lands in a sitting postion in the corner against the ring post. hardygrrl goes to the opposite corner,runs over to Verrain and jumps,landing with her legs on his shoulders and her cooch in his face. She then starts bouncing up and down:: /good ole JR/ And hardygrrl hits the BroncoBuster! I don’t know how much of that he can take. /good ole JR/ /Tazz/ I’d like to get some of that action myself. After what she did to Jeff Hardy… /Tazz/ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-the-sick-and-twisted-world-of-hardygrrl/64175.md?page=4)