# Enter this thread, and you must sing the blues **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-this-thread-and-you-must-sing-the-blues/59086 "2001-03-23T02:24:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Exion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Exion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exion)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-this-thread-and-you-must-sing-the-blues/59086/41 "2001-06-05T09:54:08Z")
Woke up late this mornin’ Duh Dah Duh Da Duh But it didn’t matter none. Duh Dah Duh Da Duh Cause I don’t got jack to do. Duh Dah Duh Da Duh and dyin’s no fun. Duh Dah Duh Da Duh So I sent Uncle Cecil a question. Duh Dah Duh Da Duh. Hoping he could set me right. Duh Dah Duh Da Duh. But I just got a pre-formulated thank-you-very-much missive. Duh Dah Duh Da Duh. And that won’t get me through the night. Yes I got the blues… Them low-down no response from the Master, stinking Blues… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-this-thread-and-you-must-sing-the-blues/59086/42 "2001-06-05T11:02:55Z")
My postcount’s palindromic **Ba bum ba ba bum** Or it is right now **Ba bum ba ba bum** Pretty soon it won’t be **Ba bum ba ba bum** And then I’ll look dumb **Ba bum ba ba bum** Bragging about my postcount of 1441 **Ba bum ba ba bum** Oh, I got the Palindromic Postcount Blues! Yeah, 'cause my postcount will rise But the posts don’t change, no never Yeah! 😃 (Damn, that was bad.) ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-this-thread-and-you-must-sing-the-blues/59086/43 "2001-06-05T11:24:52Z")
To the tune of ‘Tell Him’ by the Exciters: I know something about dope, I wanna post real bad. It’s something in my blood, I need my Cecil. I just want him to, find the word with -gry, I just want him to, tell me how planes fly Tell me, tell me, tell me right now. Ever since the world began, it’s been that way dopers and Cecil were created. To make truth their destiny, and eschew idiocy, and drive ignorance from these places. I know something about dope, I wanna post real bad. It’s something in my blood, I need my Cecil. I just want him to, find the word with -gry, I just want him to, tell me how planes fly Tell me, tell me, tell me right now. ---
**Author:** ![Ursa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e56c9b/32.png) [@Ursa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-this-thread-and-you-must-sing-the-blues/59086/44 "2001-06-05T14:54:11Z")
I got me a man in grad school And he’s so dissatisfied Says he wishes his chair and committee members Would just up and go on and die! 'Cause he’s got those Looooooow down ugly Piled higher and deeper Dissertation blues! And I’m singin’ them too (Let me tell ya baby!) ‘Cause it ain’t no fun right now Livin’ in the same house with you . . . Oh, yeah, let me tell you baby, My man gots those ugly /guitar riff here/ Dissertation blues . . . . ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-this-thread-and-you-must-sing-the-blues/59086/45 "2001-06-05T15:42:02Z")
Well I opened the Straight Dope Ba da da dum dum This morning at work And there was this blues thread Ba da da dum dum I read with a snerk Ba da da dum dum I splorted my coffee Ba da da dum dum All over my screen And all my cow orkers Ba da da dum dum Were acting so mean Ba da da dum dum When they heard me giggling Ba da da dum dum In my cubicle They thought that I finally Ba da da dum dum Was certifiable…. Well I got them Straight Dope’s gonna get me shitcanned blues…. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-this-thread-and-you-must-sing-the-blues/59086/46 "2001-06-05T15:51:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Carpane Mado \* > \*\*Had the stall locked around me > Wheeee deedle waah waah > And my pants on the floor > Wah wah Wah Wah Waaaahhhhhhh > Done finished my bi’ness > whee wah wah wah wahhhh > 'fore I noticed the toilet paper weren’t dere no moooorrreee > Phweeeeeeeeeeeee > > I got dem ole low down wondrin’ how much I like this necktie bluuuueeeeeees > \*\* I was okay until the last line, and then I pulled a Myron and almost had a burst of hysterics in my workplace. Incidentally, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins recorded a song called **Constipation Blues**. It’s…_interesting_… “Gotta pain down deep inside That cannot be denied, Let it go…” ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-this-thread-and-you-must-sing-the-blues/59086/47 "2001-06-05T19:25:26Z")
It is my day off da da da dum I want to go to the beach da da da dum but is is cold da da da dum And it is raining again, da da da dum And the beach is closed, da da da dum Got too much E.coli at the beach again da da da dum Cause it has rain’d daily for 3 weeks why does it always rain on my day off, oh, Lord, why does it always rain on my day off? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/enter-this-thread-and-you-must-sing-the-blues/59086.md?page=2)